Perhaps PAKE would be more to your liking?

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=553684256

That "cake" up there isn't even a real cake. It's from Portal.

@Elmouth

How about a sandwich that eats like a meal? a Manwhich!

@Elmouth

I hear you, my fellow tartophile!

Speaking of Pake, the cake shown above looks like a Pecan Pie in cake form.
We shall call it...

Pecan Pake with Cherries on Top

Actually, are those even cherries? They look pretty big.

Here is where that cake is from.

Portal spoilers.

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=tedOzoKW3uI&feature=related

The recipe is here.

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=JAw3V8ScLeI&feature=related

The whole "The cake is a lie" thing is what wrestler Mick Foley describes as a "cheap pop". :)

Let's see here. Someone posting info, and saying they want a pizza ordered for them. What are the chances this is simply someone pissed off at someone and wants to get them harassed? Guess hitting "Report post" is in order.

Before anyone wonders what the hell my post was about, this moron was going around to each story and posting someone's name and phone number asking for a pizza to be ordered, and offered gold to the first person who did.

@Wicker Man

Who listens to anyone that converses with a dirty sock puppet anyway? ;)