Around Azeroth Beta Edition: Morale booster
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
Jul 25th 2010 at 10:00AM
Goblin cheesecake calendars -- now those are three words you never want to see together. But apparently the goblins at Bilgewater Port in Azshara decided that their troops fighting the Alliance needed something to fight for, and commissioned this ... erotic masterpiece for their bunkers. Do we really want to know why the calendar is dripping blood and green Ecto-Cooler? No, we don't. (Thanks to Runeral of <Redefine> on Bonechewer (US-H) for the pic!)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Merlinmast Jul 25th 2010 10:11AM
Omg ecto cooler! Talk about blast from the past :-p
Drahken Jul 25th 2010 12:14PM
Gimme your Ecto-Cooler! I'll share my cookies with you and be your best friend!
Actually, Ecto-Cooler was available as recently as 2003, just under a different name. Funnily enough, the juice outlasted the TV show it was meant to advertise by a good margin.
Marcosius Jul 25th 2010 3:54PM
@Drahken: Yeah Google can tell you that much.
Drakkenfyre Jul 26th 2010 12:40AM
"And green Ecto-Cooler"
As if Ecto-Cooler came in any other color?
I miss that stuff.
Felix_rew Jul 25th 2010 10:31AM
I don't get is this meant to be fun-
*distracted by goblin*
Hal Jul 25th 2010 10:48AM
I'd hit it like the fist of an angry Titan.
Azrick Jul 25th 2010 10:56AM
Maybe a goblin and a undead where fighting over if they should flip it to the next month?
Broken_toes Jul 25th 2010 11:41AM
I did a similiar thing when I was on work experience- nip off to the toilet and have a fiddle over the calender they had in there.
Rai Jul 25th 2010 11:46AM
Once you go goblin, you're always a-hobblin'?
xladymissiex Jul 25th 2010 12:18PM
Well I guess it's not unusual to be attracted to your own race now is it?
MusedMoose Jul 25th 2010 12:22PM
...but Azeroth has so many options!
*grin*duck*run*
xladymissiex Jul 25th 2010 12:33PM
@MusedMoose
Oh no doubt about that. Who knows, maybe there are other races on that calender and we just happen to see the month of the goblin. :D
MusedMoose Jul 25th 2010 12:50PM
@ xladymissiex -
And now I'm picturing a goblin trying very, very hard to hide his gnome-girl swimsuit calendar from his buddies. ^_^
Ethan Jul 25th 2010 8:55PM
I doubt he'd be trying to hide it.
Fidchell Aug 4th 2010 4:15PM
"Who knows, maybe there are other races on that calender and we just happen to see the month of the goblin. :D"
Come to think of it, there *are* twelve playable races now... one for each month?
Ametrine Jul 25th 2010 1:18PM
That's not blood and whatnot... Have you ever seen transmission fluid? It's red. And the green stuff is clearly antifreeze.
This calendar is in a mechanic's shop.
JBcani Jul 25th 2010 8:02PM
thanks for sucking the fun out of it.
Ethan Jul 25th 2010 8:57PM
Nah. It's lube.
Actually knowing goblins they're probably the same thing.
homer Jul 25th 2010 1:23PM
I don't think that green substance is what ya'll think it is.
Deductively it is goblin juice.
Kylenne Jul 25th 2010 1:42PM
"Goblin cheesecake calendars -- now those are three words you never want to see together."
Speak for yourself! Rawwwr.