The OverAchiever: The 25 most entertaining achievements, part 3

Every so often, I get tired of the self-seriousness that infests some of (OK, most of) the other work I do here and get the urge to write something purely for fun. After our series on evil achievements and the relentless misery of School of Hard Knocks, I'd like to spend some time on achievements that are nothing but an absolute joy from beginning to end.
This week we continue our series on World of Warcraft's most entertaining achievements. This is the full series to date, if you're just catching up with us:
- OverAchiever: Pure Win
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #25-21
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #20-16
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #15-11 (today's post)
15. Well Read
Like its considerably more evil counterpart Higher Learning -- not an achievement that's fun to do if your server doesn't have a specific chat channel dedicated to it, or if the channel that exists is inactive -- Well Read requires you to read a number of books. Unlike Higher Learning, the books you're looking for never disappear, reappear, spawn dummies or break your heart with a despawn a second before you reach them.
Azeroth is an incredibly expansive world, and I like to imagine the legion of patient but nameless scholars there who have no idea just how far their life's work has traveled. You'll find books about Azeroth's past, conjecture on the motivation of its greatest heroes, and speculation about its future scattered everywhere: grimy goblin workshops, dusty corners of distant dungeons, resting in the bedrooms of ordinary citizens everywhere, and occupying places of honor at the Stormwind and Scarlet Monastery libraries.
While reading them, I wonder about the circumstances that led to a copy of Sunwell -- The Fall of Quel'Thalas appearing in a night elf town, the anger with which an academic struggling to remain neutral might have penned The Betrayer Ascendant, and what kind of reaction a human browsing the stacks might have to The Kaldorei and the Well of Eternity. While finishing off the last few books I hadn't read during my druid's travels, I kept thinking to myself that most of these books would have to have been written by night elves, or at the very least heavily influenced by their records. And is there anything the night elves chose not to include? What portions of Azerothian history are known only by the nerubians, qiraji and the trolls?
Damn you, Destron Allicant; I can't do a single thing in the world anymore without thinking about this stuff.
Well Read is a sign of just how much thought, work and love went into this universe, but it's also a rather interesting historiographical puzzle on its own. If I ever do a list on the most thought-provoking achievements in the game, Well Read will have to be among the top 10 for that reason.
14. Rare mounts
OK, yeah; there's more than a smidgen of evil to the existence of rare mounts. Having to grind these things out is no picnic, and there's always the nightmarish possibility that, however many hundreds of times you kill Attumen or Anzu or the Baron, their best and coolest drop is just never going to materialize. A friend of mine has farmed High Priest Thekal in Zul'Gurub for years trying to get the Swift Zulian Tiger and has yet to see it once. Another trundled into Zul'Gurub to farm Zandalar rep on a lazy Sunday afternoon and got it without even trying. Yep, evil.
That said, it's the rare player who can't manage to get his hands on at least one or two dropped mounts, and it's only going to get easier as we advance into Cataclysm and pick up another five levels and a ton of health. The explosive joy you feel upon finally seeing the Reins of the Raven Lord or the Swift White Hawkstrider usually makes up for the effort you had to expend to get it, and if you're lucky enough to be toting around something like the Ashes of Al'ar or the Reins of the Onyxian Drake? That's even better.
13. Medium Rare and Northern Exposure
Their "Gotta catch 'em all!" counterparts in Bloody Rare and Frostbitten are firmly among the evil achievements, but finding just one rare out in the wilderness isn't hard -- and quite frankly, it's an awful lot of fun. Let's face it; whenever you see a silver dragon around a mob's portrait, it's kind of exciting, and it's almost impossible not to go stomp the thing just to see what drops. The Outland rares just drop blues with stats of varying usefulness, but the Northrend rare mobs all drop gold, a blue item and some cloth and motes as well. Frostbitten is actually a pretty decent achievement if you're looking to make some money -- as long as you don't mind going nuts trying to do it.
12. Lil' Game Hunter
From OverAchiever: Pure Win:
There's something wonderfully addictive about tracking down as many little pets as you can and then pulling out whichever suits your mood ... If you're going for any of the pet achievements, you'll get acquainted with all of the pet sellers in your faction, do some farming, a little questing, pester chicken farmers and -- one of my personal favorites -- kill a deranged Kael'thas. I used to think that my pet obsession was just a personal quirk, and then I was introduced to Warcraft Pets. Compared to some, I'm a piker. And yeah, those little pets mean a lot.

11. The Empire of Zul'drak
While a zone-wide achievement, I like to think of The Empire of Zul'drak as the more interesting portion and successor of its counterpart Guru of Drakuru. The latter -- the most compelling bit of which is entirely encapsulated by Zul'drak questing -- sees you pitting your wits and luck against a wily troll who decides to sell out the entire Drakkari empire to the Scourge. Why? He wants a captaincy among what he sees as the side fated to win, and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. In Grizzly Hills, he'll spend the entirety of your quest line outsmarting you, but by Zul'drak, the tables have turned.
"Victory" or no victory, Zul'drak's story arc is the stuff of nightmares. Even with Drakuru finally vanquished, you spend the rest of the zone surveying the damage that -- let me remind you -- you as the player helped orchestrate and are in no position to reverse. It's a hellish land marked by dead gods, trolls who are refugees in their own country, the Ebon Blade's utter indifference to the moral issues raised by their plan to get ahead, the Argent Crusade's swinging its fists in the air for all the good it ultimately accomplishes, and -- amazingly enough -- even the Zandalari in the thick of it chronicling the fall of the Drakkari empire as it happens. If Edward Gibbon had pulled up a courtside seat to the barbarian invasions of Rome, this would've been the result.
More than a year ago, we talked about peoples' picks for the best zone of Wrath, and with the benefit of hindsight and more experience playing both Alliance and Horde across the continent, I've wondered whether any zone is really the undisputed "best." Wrath is full of superlative questing, period, and Zul'drak is a perfect example of how Blizzard nailed the expansion's morally ambiguous feel.
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 3)
aaron.of.mpls Jul 29th 2010 9:22PM
I've always enjoyed Well Read, too. I'm less likely to actually read the books these days, having read them all already (I finished Well Read on my main a while back), but it does give some interesting background.
And yes, I've read much of Destron's work, too. (I've finished all of the Vanilla and BC zones' chapters, but haven't gotten much into Northrend yet.)
Charly Jul 30th 2010 3:57AM
One time I saw a guildie running with a golden bird next to him. When I asked what it was and where it dropped he said it was Magisters Terrace. He had runned it countless times, but finally got it. Said it drops on normal. So I decided to go there to. I've never been in Magisters Terrace...Hack, I even didn't know where it was.
So I went for the first time into Magisters Terrace normal, running T9+ so I soloed the thing. On my very first run drops the Phoenix Hatchling....When I told my guildie he was baffled....
Sometimes you need to be lucky....very lucky....
It will stay my coolest pet until I will be lucky enough for the Ashes of Al'ar.
Besided, Phoenix Hatchling is very cool for RP.....
imagine....wear your fire festival outfit. Use the abilities of your shoulder and foot gear (which makes fire on the ground and some other stuff), wear the Fire Extinguisher, with the Fiery enchant on it (imagine a wooden staff on fire...), plus let your Phoenix hatchling out....or top it with dancing with your dancing flames.... ;-)
bui Jul 30th 2010 9:33AM
I enjoy collecting mounts. They make me smile. I have 113 without have any of the raid mounts. Despite my best efforts just never got into a guild that could do any of them. But RNG's are in fact the devil. I have had a full spectrum of randomness from getting the white hawkstrider in my first run to getting the baron's mount on my 99th to still missing a few that I'd like to drop from a few BC places. But I did all this on my DK and I enjoyed it all, unfortunately I decided to do my achievement whoring on my DK and since then they have nerfed the class into oblivion, sigh. Though it is nice to run around with Loremaster on a DK. Any who I digress, I never once had an issue with getting the mounts with the reps and the randomness of it all. You either get it or you don't and how long it takes you may suck but no one is making you do it. I mean hell I've been doing ZG since it was a real instance and I still haven't seen the tiger mount once. That's 5 years, and I don't mind cause I know I'll see it one day and when I do I'll just add it to the horde of rare mounts I already have. And since the jump in Cata will be like the jump from vanilla to BC that means you'll be murdering those 25 man raids in BC alone or with maybe 3 friends so the phoenix will come to you then as well. So yeah I love mounts and I love collecting them and everytime I get to add one it makes me smile.
Amaxe Jul 30th 2010 9:54AM
I think the only RNG mounts (as opposed to faction grind) I ever got was the Green Protodrake mount from the Oracles, which I was wondering if it would ever drop, and the White Polar Bear mount, which I got from back when the Brunhildar dailies were glitched and it always gave you "The abberations must die" with the other daily (in my defense, I thought this was Blizzard's intent to destroy the proto drake eggs daily).
I run the Brunhildar daily hoping lightning will strike twice and thrice for my alts, but no luck yet.
I suppose I could farm the Rivendare charger but I don't have the patience to do so.
I'm happy with the Winterspring Frostsaber as my land mount and the Cenarion War Hippogryph as my flight mount
Sthenno Aug 9th 2010 12:36PM
Every time I think to complain about rare mounts, I remind myself that even if neither of the Zul'Gurub mounts have dropped in two years of farming, I got Reins of the Raven Lord in just 12 days. You win some, you lose some.
Rhüarc Jul 30th 2010 11:26AM
I will never forget the first time I got the achievement for "Northern Exposure." I was just minding my business, doing my quests, when I saw a rare spawn. Being the intrepid adventurer that I am, I was like "Cool, rare spawn usually means slightly better than average drops. I'm gonna kill it!" So I did. Then an achievement popped up no my screen. Having never killed any of the required mobs for Medium Rare, I was unaware that there were achievements for killing rare spawns.
I was honestly quite confused at first, as I had no idea what I did that was so amazing it deserved an achievement.
C_Mot Jul 30th 2010 2:02PM
So this morning, after groggily rolling out of bed at the crack of ten, I head on over to wow.com to read the new articles. I've been following OA since the first part of this series, and the mount drop section reminded me that I desperately wanted to get exalted with Argent Dawn on my Paladin (a long slog I already made with my Priest, oh so long ago.)
The easiest way to do this (for me, I've found,) is to run Strat until your carpal tendons beg for mercy and you show them none. I don't know the exact number, but on my Priest I must have run this instance something like seven thousand times, with no mount, not even a Runeblade..! Being that this was my Pally's first run, my hopes were not high, but I still faceroll through the place in ample time to hit Baron and save that Dawn lady (very grateful, blah blah blah.)
Lo and behold, I click on the corpse that was once the dread Baron and I see purple. My brain did not want to process it. My eyes would not, could not believe it. There, in all it's glory, sat the skeletal horse that taunted me for so long, that haunted every single Strat run I had ever done.
I just want to that you, OA, for that magical luck boost that finally netted me that god forsaken bone pony, and here's hoping that my fellow readers share in your boon.
Lemons Jul 31st 2010 6:56AM
I liked Zul Darak a lot actually. Releasing the giant from the cage and killing Thrym was cool, the whole god thing was cool, the Argent Crusade quests were cool. It was all pretty good. I also liked the ambiance of a crumbling empire besieged by the Lich King and going to such desperate measures to survive.
My favorite quest was definitely where u help Finklestein with his potions. Yea it was hard or whatever, but that's what made it fun! You really felt good when you found the Ground Gargoyle Teeth at the last second and chucked it in right before the timer ran out.