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8-04-2010 @ 12:37AM
That is disturbing on a profound level.
8-04-2010 @ 5:38AM
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?
8-04-2010 @ 6:26AM
Yeah! Without places like that, you might actually have to give your kids "the talk". =P
8-04-2010 @ 7:31AM
Yeah, I tried giving my kid the 'Birds & the Bees' talk last week.He was all like 'Cunning pets? Whatever!' etc.
8-04-2010 @ 8:43AM
"Billy, sit down. There's something we need to talk about."See, you're getting older, and... well, this is kind of embarrassing... In any case, in no time at all you'll be hitting level 5, and heading on to Goldshire. Wow, I mean... it seems like just an hour ago you were logging in to Pwnhéad the human paladin for the very first time. But you're a big boy now, and there are some things that you should know about the World of Warcraft, and your mother and I would prefer you hear it from us first."*Dad produces a die-cast figurine of Malfurion Stormrage and a die-cast figurine of Tyrande Whisperwind*"See, when two very lonely night elves love each other very much, they /lay on the ground next to each other, or sometimes on a bed, or in the basement of the Goldshire inn, or in Varian's throne room, and send each other dirty tells detailing their sexual exploits."You know what sex is, right, son?"Anyway, sometimes these night elves feel the need to broadcast their sexual proclivities across general chat for all to hear. So listen to me closely, because I'm about to teach you a very important lesson.""Dad, I already know about /leave and /ignore."*Dad chuckles*"No, son, that's not it at all. The lesson I'm trying to teach you today is: Horde FTW. Frankly, your mother and I are very ashamed of you.""Come on, dad, I've been to Silvermoon! Those blood elves are up to the same thing!""Oh, Billy. Billy, Billy, Billy. Don't you know anything? I said _Horde_ FTW."
8-04-2010 @ 9:13AM
@striegs You make me want to buy Night Elf action figures so hard.
8-04-2010 @ 10:27AM
More for striegs:+1 Internet!
8-04-2010 @ 10:53AM
I only regret I have but one up-vote to give for striegs!
8-04-2010 @ 11:16AM
well, so is trade chat on probably every server in wow...
8-04-2010 @ 12:35PM
Please, no trading in swear chat.
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