The OverAchiever: The 25 most entertaining achievements, part 4

Every so often, I get tired of the self-seriousness that infests some of (OK, most of) the other work I do here and get the urge to write something purely for fun. After our series on evil achievements and the relentless misery of School of Hard Knocks, I'd like to spend some time on achievements that are nothing but an absolute joy from beginning to end.
We continue our series on World of Warcraft's most entertaining achievements this week, and this is the full series if you're just joining us:
- OverAchiever: Pure Win
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #25-21
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #20-16
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #15-11
- The 25 most entertaining achievements, #10-6 (today's post)

Engineering has long been the redheaded stepchild of WoW professions, taken only because players were interested in it or (later) because raids needed repair bots. Before Wrath, it had never really played a prominent role in raiding apart from that, which I always thought was a bit sad. It had (and has, I would argue) the potential to be the most interesting and amusing profession due to the wide variety of class abilities its gadgets can mimic, and it was a tad bothersome that it was so expensive and irritating to level with so few returns at the level cap. Engineering was the profession you'd reserve for a pampered alt you'd play for fun; your main wound up taking something, anything else.
And then engineers got motorcycles.
It's Azeroth. Magic and swords rule the day. Transport is effected by way of wyverns, gryphons or giant dragons. Motorcycles are a vaguely steampunkish but nonetheless distinct "Wait, what?" moment when you pass them in the street. And they're expensive!
Like we care? They're cool.
9. Going Down?
Yes, this is a total throwaway achievement that I am somewhat ashamed to include. It doesn't reward you with anything beyond 10 points, and it literally exists only to give you a reason to throw yourself off a wall, cliff or hill in the hopes of surviving the fall. Yes, certain classes (ahem, paladins) can completely cheese it.
I don't really care. It's funny and, for that matter, fun to do. The sheer length of the comment thread on Wowhead itself is amusing; people have put a ridiculous amount of thought into this one achievement. You can also get Ultimate Triage immediately after -- two achievements for the price of one! Not too shabby.
8. For the Alliance! or For the Horde!
The cool thing about this achievement is that, for the organizational nightmare it represents for the raid leader, it's never not fun. Being in a huge pack of charging players with a common purpose really brings home the "massively multiplayer" sense of the game. This is all the more true because you spend most of the achievement in hostile territory attempting -- and hopefully succeeding -- to take down a faction's highest authority. For a short period of time, you're part of a mercenary force conducting a systematic invasion and defeat of enemy cities' seat of government. The amount of travel the achievement requires and the need to protect the raid is part of the fun. While you may be able to kill one or two leaders in more inconvenient spots without fanfare, your enemies' city chat will be abuzz over the raid, and they've usually got a decent idea over where you're going next. That behavior is one that players even try to exploit by planting spies in city chat on opposite faction characters to send them in the wrong direction -- but once you've got three leaders down, there's no doubt over the next target.
Which faction leaders players choose to defend during For the Alliance! and For the Horde! raids is a pretty decent guide to their popularity. I'm among the Horde players who will rush to defend Thrall and Cairne, for example, but as far as I'm concerned, Sylvanas is on her own.
And when Garrosh takes over? I'd be surprised if Alliance players weren't being escorted to the new Orgrimmar throne room on a near-daily basis.

7. World Explorer
Azeroth is an incredibly expansive world, home to a multitude of different environments and geographic features, but chances are pretty good that you missed a lot of it while leveling up. Not only has the leveling experience been hugely shortened, the Alliance and Horde also don't see too much of each other for a while. A player who's intimately familiar with, say, Elwynn Forest and Westfall probably won't clap eyes on their Horde equivalents until their level 30s to 40s, and vice versa. You may even make it to the level cap without a character setting foot in half the game's zones.
As a new player leveling in Mulgore, I remember very well what it was like to be sent to The Barrens for the first time, trying to make sense of the directions (this was well before quest objectives were added to the map) while staying on the road as instructed. I crossed the border into the Barrens and suddenly realized that this world was huge; that when NPCs said to go north or go east, they didn't necessarily mean that you'd find what you were looking for within a short walk.
World Explorer recaptures a little of that sense, I think, and Brann Bronzebeard will even send you a rather attractive tabard once you've seen all of Northrend.
6. Mr. Pinchy's Magical Crawdad Box
Like a not-inconsiderable number of achievements that I otherwise consider entertaining, there's a hint of evil to this one. I'm more than happy to admit that it actually took me the better part of a year during The Burning Crusade to fish up a Mr. Pinchy pet. Because I tanked my way through BC raids and was always in need of more stamina food, I fished up the Highland Mixed Schools in Terokkar Forest on a near-daily basis. Over a year's time I only managed to get five Mr. Pinchys, and my reward was invariably more heartbreak; I got combat pets I didn't need (well, that's not entirely true; I did have one helpful Mr. Pinchy who assisted with an Illidan kill), a Furious Mr. Pinchy on occasion, or potions with which, as an alchemist, I was already well stocked. It wasn't until the second "wish" on the fifth Mr. Pinchy that I finally got the pet.
So yes, this achievement is a bit evil; my main is living proof. But I think Mr. Pinchy is one of Blizzard's more engaging little additions to the game. It's a tiny part of a profession that the developers had been struggling to improve for a while, it doesn't contribute anything to gameplay, and there is no compelling lore reason for it to exist. It's just a little bit of magic locked away in a historically overlooked portion of the game and one more reason why Azeroth pretty much rules. Each expansion concerns giant, world-ending political events into which your character is inevitably swept ... but if you want to, there are a few lakes in a far-flung corner of the world where you can fish up a magical, wish-granting lobster!
If you're still on the lookout for your own Mr. Pinchy, El's Anglin has a great guide, and it should be a lot easier these days with far less competition than you would have faced in the previous expansion.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Jaq Aug 5th 2010 5:34PM
The funny thing about Going Down? is, I wasn't trying for it when I got it.
I was doing the Wyrmrest daily where you fly on the drake, and at that time, I sucked at it. Badly. My drake got shot out from under me, and I parachuted down to a ledge on the side of Wyrmrest Temple. Without cold weather flying. I stepped off the ledge, preparing for the run back, hit the ground, and was amazed when the achievement appeared.
Even funnier was how I even found out the achievement existed. Me and my friend got on the zep to STV outside of Undercity, and she decided she wanted to stand on the nose of the zep. She later discovered that you can just walk up onto it, but she tried to jump on it, and jumped off the zeppelin, looking for all the world like she'd decided to kill herself-so when the achievement popped up, all I could say was "how did you live?" Hilarious.
DuceWild Aug 5th 2010 5:45PM
Same for me on goin down. The funny thing is when I got it I was in OCC. Fighting the last boss. Died on last boss when I fell off the dragon. Spirit of Redemption kicked in and I slid off the side of the platform I was on.....fell all the way to the bottom still in Spirit of Redemption form and got the achievement. Rest of the party laughed pretty hard at that.
RoseClown Aug 5th 2010 5:45PM
The funny the thing, every single person I met with that achievement has gotten it by accident. I is envious.
Lee Aug 5th 2010 5:48PM
I too wasn't meaning to get the achievement. When i was lvling my Nelf Druid i fell of the big tree in the starting zone and it popped up i was like "Lolzz Whhaat".
Chetti Aug 5th 2010 5:56PM
I got the achievement by accident also. I was grinding darnassus rep, I was turning in a quest at the top part of the big tree in the middle.. I ran out of pathway and fell off the side. LOL I attribute living to being a druid with feline grace, but I was surprised to see an achievement pop up. Ultimate triage came later, by accident as well. I was questing somewhere in northrend, grizzly hills I think. I was grateful to have finished off the enemy thing before it finished me off. I clicked my bandages instead of a potion and got the achievement.
Tamednan Aug 5th 2010 6:00PM
I got it the first time by accident while working on the world explorer just after the 3.0 patch came out. I jumped off a section of Amberweb Pass on Bloodmyst Isle and got it.
Each of the times I've gotten it since then was on purpose by jumping off the right side of the platform behind the elevator on the Scryer side of Shatt.
Glaras Aug 5th 2010 6:24PM
On only 1 toon, did I get Going Down by accident: my pally, while on the cooking quest that requires you go down to get the Crystalsong carrots, leapt out of the Dalaran sewer pipe. I timed it correctly, and my bubble absorbed the impact of the fall... and I was shocked that I could have gotten the achievement so cheaply!
Every other toon has gotten the achievement by running off the Scryer's Rise in Shatt, just over the canopy in the Lower City that's nearest the Scryer Bank. The drop is perfect in that you'll get the achievement, but won't *quite* die.
spamofchaz Aug 5th 2010 7:44PM
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Chandranath Aug 5th 2010 9:17PM
i managed to get the achevment on purpose when i was bored one day and looked around to see what was knew and saw the acheivment system and found going down and with my level 15 i think hopped off thunder bluff and landed on the platform below and got the acheivemnt...someone plz spel that word out for me there has nly been a handful of words that i cannot spell ever
Hesen Aug 5th 2010 10:07PM
I didn't know there was an achievement for it. I was mostly just throwing myself off stuff for the fun of it. Gnomish Cliff Diving Team ftw!
Of course, that was because my repair bills were cheaper as a lvl 15....
Kormex Aug 6th 2010 3:03AM
I got going down when I accidentally fell off Thunder Bluff. I got to the lift a second too late, so I thought "I'll just ride down on top of it!"... Of course I slid right off.
But the easiest way to get ultimate triage? Duel someone, and bandage the loser.
Natsumi Aug 6th 2010 4:56AM
About 4 years ago I was questing for the Night Elves to get exalted so I could ride a shiny Tiger Mount (that's back when you had to purchase Tiger Riding and the mount) and I ended up with http://www.wowhead.com/item=5816 The Light of Elune, a one time use Pally-Bubble-In-A-Bottle. I kept that little thing in my bank for all that time, not knowing why, just knowing that it would be useful one day. The day Achievements hit, that day had come! I found the tallest place I could find and leaped off it, using my pack-ratted potion before I splattered upon the ground.
Not bad for a crazy Warrior, huh. :)
JustPlainJim Aug 6th 2010 8:27AM
Yep. Got it by accident, too. When I was in Stormwind going to the Harbor, I decided to skip all that ramp stuff and just jump off the ledge. Apparently, I hit the sweet spot between "non-achievement" and "dead", because I landed on the lowest of the ramps before hitting the actual harbor. Slightly to the left would have been the "dead" area.
neogramps Aug 6th 2010 8:32AM
I got Going Down on my undead rogue in the lift down to UC, i was waiting to go down and absent mindedly jumped in the air just as the lift dropped away - I still gulp when I see the floor rushing towards me, even though it's a game!
Link Death Aug 6th 2010 10:28AM
I also got Going Down accidentally. I didn't even know it existed at the time, though my story's not nearly so interesting. I was in a hurry in Thunder Bluff and getting on the elevator...I missed. Ta da!
RoseClown Aug 5th 2010 5:44PM
I laugh at your belief that Engineering is the red headed stepchild. HA!
I am Roseclown, and I have a leatherworker. We don't even get any cool gimmicks.
Great article though! However, now I am going to be seeing out Mr. Pinchy. Darn my vanity pet collection obsession!
Edge Aug 5th 2010 5:58PM
We get a ball!!!
squig_masta Aug 5th 2010 6:18PM
And one of the two professions that can make ogre suits!
Urgata Aug 5th 2010 6:25PM
And a riding crop!
Oh wait, never mind.
The Giant Aug 5th 2010 7:47PM
You get scrolls of "Damn, Where's The Priest?" and of "Damn, Where's The Druid?".