Around Azeroth Beta Edition: Thou shalt love the tentacle
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
Aug 11th 2010 at 10:00AM
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Drakkenfyre Aug 10th 2010 10:02PM
Surprisingly, there is nudity in some Blizzard games.
The Succubuses of Diablo 1 were topless, and the cat people and Andariel of Diablo 2 were topless (Andariel has pasties) and I believe that some of fallen rogues in Act 1 were topless, as well. At least some of them.
But the thing is, the resolution was so low, and it being sprite-based, it was hard to tell unless you zoomed in real close, and then at that distance, it lost most detail.
skreeran Aug 11th 2010 10:28AM
Thumbs up for your Blizzard nudity knowledge. You're officially invited to the nerdvert club.
Jormund Fenris Aug 11th 2010 10:34AM
What would the member's benifits be there?
Scooter Aug 11th 2010 10:56AM
If I remember correctly some later packages of Diablo came censored where either clothes were added or the "detail" of such areas were reduced to that of a barbie doll. You can find websites on these sorts of things. Before the ERSB, almost all of your favorite games had some kind of censoring.
Hollow Leviathan Aug 11th 2010 4:06PM
The Diablo series has always been M rated, which includes toplessness here and there. Unfortunately for everyone, most of the nude figures were mutilated civilians littering the floors, walls, and sometimes ceilings. RIP Act II Harem, Lord knows I wish I had gotten there sooner.
Hampster Aug 11th 2010 3:09AM
I told those gnomes Diamondilium™ was crap.
Zhiva Aug 11th 2010 7:20AM
All I see is broken purple pine cone.
Rakah Aug 11th 2010 10:26AM
Awesome futurama referance.
Rule 34? sounds japanese.
Noogie Aug 11th 2010 10:29AM
If you can think of it, there's probably porn of it somewhere on the internet.
skreeran Aug 11th 2010 10:30AM
Rule 34 of the internet.
If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.
Rule 36: If there is not porn of it yet, porn of it must be made immediately.
skreeran Aug 11th 2010 10:30AM
Rule 34 of the internet.
If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.
Rule 35: If there is not porn of it yet, porn of it must be made immediately.
skreeran Aug 11th 2010 10:30AM
Goddamn comment system...
Jamie Aug 11th 2010 10:38AM
I can vouch for said porn or more specifically hentai... And no, I didn't think it up...
Drakkenfyre Aug 11th 2010 2:19PM
You have all missed the definition.
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Hyacintha Aug 11th 2010 3:12PM
http://xkcd.com/305/
Drakkenfyre Aug 11th 2010 3:22PM
And I reply with this, the original image which invented it.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2945/original/630px-Rule_34_original.jpg
That XKCD comic came years later.
dodgeballer2005 Aug 11th 2010 6:34PM
If there is porn of God, then that means He exists, right?
Crimson Aug 12th 2010 1:27AM
Good Lord a rule 34 referance -_-'
Next thing we know is we will see a naked female night elf standing next to that tentacle and say that WoW is not PG rated :)
Something along the lines of this:
http://static.wowhead.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/8896.jpg
Toadstool Aug 11th 2010 10:36AM
Those aren't tentacles! they're Genticles!
Shela Monster Aug 11th 2010 11:31AM
Combat Log:
Genticle sodomizes you for over 9000 physical damage. (Mental Overkill - Crushing)