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8-14-2010 @ 4:10PM
Every day I go to battle.net and log in, hoping to see Deathwing's spiky metal grin alongside Arthas' in the lineup of Blizzard Games I Own. Every day I am disappointed. Every day I hate you people with beta keys a little more. Clearly it is time to make a warlock.
8-14-2010 @ 4:18PM
You're face and...'lower extremeites'...would be incinerated before your bloated head hit the floor, mage.WaRlOcK PrIdEP.S. - To mages everywhere--your body glitter is just...too mage-ish, yet eerily mages your dresses.
8-14-2010 @ 4:40PM
Somehow, I think that 'lock wants to buy an edit button. Or they would, if they'd been smart enough to roll a mage. But if that were the case they probably wouldn't have left that grammatical... Pile, at the end of their message.
8-14-2010 @ 11:12PM
As a warlock, I want to categorically state that he's not with us.
8-15-2010 @ 10:34AM
It was a play on words, but great job catching on. As for you, Merus, I seriously doubt a real warlock, even to prove someone wrong, would take sides with a mage. Having a level 4 warlock that run's around stabbing level 1 critters doesn't make you one of 'us'.
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