Around Azeroth Beta Edition: Home away from home
Sick of auto-running off the bridges in Thunder Bluff and intrigued (if disturbed) by Garrosh's massive crush on their people, a number of tauren have relocated to the Valley of Wisdom in Cataclysm. Unfortunately, the construction of tauren-friendly housing is running a bit behind, so for now, the area resembles a Greyhound bus station at four in the morning. Thanks to Sunslash of <Run By Backstab> on Frostwolf (US-H) for the screenshot.
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Fletcher Aug 17th 2010 10:08AM
Well, it's looking greener than the Valley of Wisdom does currently ... not to mention more open! I wonder what they did with Mannoroth's skull and armour - or ... hmm. Possibly Mannoroth's skull furnished the skull and horns Garrosh is now wearing?
I can't wait for Garrosh to get his stupid ass killed. Saurfang for Warchief!
Pat Aug 17th 2010 10:26AM
Garrosh's crush on the Tauren isn't that disturbing. At least not compared to Cairne's creepy obsession with Thrall. Sure, Cairne. You just happened to be wandering around the mountains and decided to check up on your new friends. Nothing stalker-like there!
snowleopard233 Aug 17th 2010 11:35AM
I can see the aftermath of the previous escort mission going a little like this.
Cairne: Well, those were some nice green fellows, weren’t they?
Hammul: Oh, yeah, man. They kicked a lot of ass.
Cairne: I mean, heck, I wish we had those guys around twenty hour seven. With people like that we’d mess up the centaur in no time.
Hammul: Oh well…
Cairne: Oh well…so which way you want to head next?
Hammul: Well, we can head to the south which is inhabited by vicious insect creatures and tentacle gods time forgot…or we can head north to where the orcs were going
Cairne: ….
Hammul: Ya know? I always wanted to see what Ashenvale was like.
Cairne: Yeah, me too. Besides, we now know people in the area!
Hammul: Oh my god, you’re right! We should say hi.
Armill3 Aug 17th 2010 12:23PM
A Greyhound bus station at 4 in the morning feels a lot more like some part of the Undercity or Tirisfal Glades to me - creepy!
Sedna Aug 17th 2010 12:44PM
"Garrosh's massive crush on their people"
Wait, what? Is that why there was a gnome head wrapped in a bow on my step this morning?
MusedMoose Aug 17th 2010 7:24PM
Nah, that's just Garrosh's PR department at work.