The Queue: What a lode

It's a joke about rocks, everybody. Rock jokes everywhere. Who wants a rock joke? I've got a million of 'em. All rock jokes, all the time, here in The Queue.
Gossamer asked:
"Are there any new Caverns of Time or 'time-travel-related' instances in Cataclysm? I'd love to play through some of the old lore that might apply to this expansion, much like the Culling of Stratholme was important in Wrath. In all of the CoT instances so far, we turn into humans (if I'm not mistaken). It'd be fun to play through, say, Thrall and Grom fighting Mannoroth or some such thing and get to turn into orcs instead ..."
Yes. Blizzard plans to release a War of the Ancients raid within the Caverns of Time. Details are scarce at this time.
Harry Nath asked:
"I have a question about emblems that I hope will be addressed soon. What will the various current emblems convert to in Cataclysm and at what exchange rate?"
They won't.
Racche asked:
"How do the worgen starting quests deal with what are essentially human druids casting Wrath prior to their transformation? I'll be highly disappointed if the answer is 'a wizard did it.'"
Gilneans have had a pagan sect in their country for a long time. After the Greymane Wall was sealed, their magic made sure that Gilneas had a good harvest despite the terrible weather that year. They're fledgling users of nature magic, not quite at the level of a night elf or tauren druid of the Cenarion Circle, but with very real powers nonetheless.
After the night elves in Gilneas help keep you sane after the curse takes hold, they also take in those who practice the "old ways" and help them become full-fledged druids.
Evenstar asked:
"I got a question here. I've been listening to the Cataclysm beta music released so far, and I've noticed that the theme 'Dark Ironforge,' which also is present at the 'Shattering' (aka login screen music), is originally played in Ulduar, in the Antechamber. I don´t know where it plays in the beta (is the new music implemented in the game already?), but it seems to me like they are linking the theme to the dwarf race. Why? I don´t see the relation between dwarfs and Ulduar (aside from Brann's being its discoverer)."
This theme is likely going to be used in Grim Batol, which was an old dwarf fortress. The reason why it's used in Ulduar is because of how important Ulduar is to the dwarves -- just like any Titan structure. The entirety of the Northrend story for dwarves was about discovering their origins as Titan constructs.
Ken asked:
"If I were to put an authenticator on my account and get the core hound pet, but for some reason had to take the authenticator off, would I still be able to keep the core hound?"
The Core Hound Pup is removed from your account when you remove the authenticator.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Adam Holisky Aug 27th 2010 8:50AM
Where do rocks sleep?
MDrules Aug 27th 2010 11:06AM
Bedrock
Dril Aug 27th 2010 11:30AM
I even measured it for my GCSE!
Task Aug 27th 2010 11:42AM
And if they are travelling, they stay at a Hard Rock Cafe...
Grovinofdarkhour Aug 27th 2010 12:00PM
Miners rock around the clock.
aramis Aug 27th 2010 12:17PM
And if they catch fire...
They stop, drop, and rock 'n roll.
>.
(cutaia) Aug 27th 2010 12:29PM
A rock walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve rocks here! Get out."
So, the rock leaves. Once he's outside he ties himself into a knot and ruffles up his edges. He goes back in and the bartender says, "Hey...aren't you the rock I just told to leave?"
The rock says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
"That joke only works if you're a rope," says the bartender, "Get the hell out of here you stupid rock."
Pfooti Aug 27th 2010 1:09PM
A rock walks into the bar and says, "Gimme a beer."
Bartender looks at the rock and says, "Holy crap! A talking rock!"
Setesh Aug 27th 2010 1:59PM
Bedrock! ZING!
Adremelek Aug 27th 2010 2:34PM
Geology rocks! :D
GuyverIV Aug 27th 2010 3:38PM
...man, these jokes... Y'all are like a bunch of Stoners or something....
devilsei Aug 27th 2010 4:02PM
Be best to let sleeping rocks lie...
Mayhew Aug 27th 2010 5:14PM
I suppose I should've taken it for granite that there would be a bunch of groaners on this post. Keep 'em rolling.
Sleutel Aug 27th 2010 7:01PM
You're all so full of schist.
Sl0th Aug 27th 2010 7:53PM
I believe we've run these rock jokes straight into the ground.
Amaxe Aug 27th 2010 8:05PM
Seems kind of down to earth to me...
But then maybe people think its funny because they're busy getting stoned
Clydtsdk-Rivendare Aug 27th 2010 10:40PM
What would happen if Megaman has a boss named Rock Man? Would there be some kind of epic identity crisis or what?
Also:
I GOT CANDY CORN!
I GOT CHOCOLATE!
...I got a rock...
/charliebrownhalloween
Jordan Aug 27th 2010 11:33PM
Piece of Mica walks into a bar. Bartender says "WOAH! Look at the cleavage on that one!"
Derrek Aug 28th 2010 11:12AM
This thread rocks.
JKWood Aug 28th 2010 11:34AM
Put the limestone in the coconut and drink it on down?