The OverAchiever: Pimp thy ride, part 2

I have yet to see one of these babies flying around my own server, so I've borrowed a picture from Wowhead. The Onyxian drake is a very rare drop off the updated version of Onyxia that went live with patch 3.2.2, and it puts me in mind of what Onyxia might have looked like if you'd caught her in Dragon High School.
Back when the fifth anniversary patch went live, the mount was ninja'd so frequently that we couldn't go a day without having a complaint about it land in our inbox. That resulted in a remarkably forthright Breakfast Topic -- Would you ninja the Onyxia mount? -- and it turns out that, yes, lots of players will steal a drop if it's cool, rare and they don't think they'll ever get a shot at it again.
That said, it's been a while since I last heard any complaints about this -- I can only assume because Onyxia is pugged less frequently these days compared to Icecrown Citadel and Halion -- and it does make you wonder whether the would-be ninjas would have the same opinion today. Today's must-have, cool drop is tomorrow's outdated content.

As much as I like the frostwyrms and their art is really neat, they reuse the same tired drake animations that have been in the game since day one, so it's hard to get as excited about them as the proto-drakes. There's a grisly story attached to the ICC frostwyrms, as this is the letter you'll receive upon completing the requisite achievement:
<name>,
As the Lich King's influence wanes, some of his more powerful minions have wrested free from his grasp.
This frost wyrm drake my men captured is a prime example. She has a will of her own and then some.
One of my men lost an arm breaking her in, but now she takes to riders fairly well -- provided they themselves are skilled and strong willed.
Please accept this magnificent beast as a gift from the Knights of the Ebon Blade. It was an honor to fight along your side in the greatest of batles.
With honor,
Darion Mograine
Not quite as pleasant as the letter we got from Brann Bronzebeard. I've always hoped that the unfortunate guy in question was someone among the Ebon Blade or Forsaken who could have an already-dead arm reattached without too much fuss. The alternative is somewhat freaksome, but the Ebon Blade isn't the sort of faction likely to dwell on the particulars.

From a distance, you can't tell the difference between this and the 10-man version, but up close you'll see it's much lighter-colored -- almost as if someone had decided to wash the dragon's bones before assembling the skeleton for reanimation. At least, that's the only plausible explanation I can offer, which makes me wonder which poor soul among the Scourge was that obsessive-compulsive.
Lore-wise, there's something slightly tone-deaf about riding around Azeroth on a giant dead dragon salvaged from the bowels of Icecrown, which is something that occurred to me on the beta while running around Tirisfal and the former Plaguelands. We just spent an entire expansion ridding the world of the undead threat, and now we're riding their pet necromantic horrors because ... uh ... they're cool. Talk to a few Forsaken NPCs while perched atop this living embodiment of their unnatural hell, and you'll think: Is there any form of transportation in the game more ironic and insulting than this? We're probably safe on that count until Blizzard programs a reputation vendor offering flying wood-choppers outside the port to Darnassus.

The heroic Lich King encounter is a thoroughly murderous fight from start to end, and I honestly don't know that it's going to be all that much easier in Cataclysm. However, Invincible's going the way of Mimiron's Head in the next expansion -- expect to see it as a rare drop rather than the 100 percent drop it is now, which should keep the poor horse about as infrequent a sight as it is now.
I adore Invincible's design. I'll grant that the floppy hooves animation while it's idling in midair or flying around are a little on the comical side, but if I recall correctly, the horse was put down by Arthas after its legs were broken, so that's not a real surprise. As with Mimiron's Head and the Ashes of Al'ar, be prepared to roll against everyone in the raid if you're ever around to see it drop.
Wrathful Gladiator's Frostwyrm
No player actually has this mount yet, as it'll be rewarded for reaching the Gladiator rank in 3v3 or 5v5 arena at the end of season eight. If you're on track for this, your 310 percent mount needs should be met, but obviously it's not the sort of thing you should bank on at this point.

Damn right this thing's a 310 percent mount; no one would put more than a year's worth of blood, sweat and tears into it if it weren't. It's actually for that reason that I've always felt the Red Proto-Drake (the reward for Glory of the Hero) should have been a 310 percent mount as well, because the meta requires so much work even today. But the purple version's an acceptable substitute.
Any player can get a violet proto-drake if they put the time and effort into the game's eight major holidays over the course of a year. It's not fast and it's often not pretty (e.g., School of Hard Knocks, Sinister Calling), but as one of our commenters here once observed, there are only two ways to get the really good stuff in WoW: fast and difficult, or slow and relatively easy.
OverAchiever's covered each of Azeroth's holidays, so if you ever find yourself hurting for information on a specific achievement or meta, here are the 2009/2010 guides:
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- Fool For Love
- Noblegarden
- Children's Week
- Midsummer Fire Festival
- Brewfest
- Hallow's End
- Winter Veil
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 5)
GuyverIV Sep 2nd 2010 7:50PM
Sorry Zalvi, you don't get to play the persecution card. You have shown a profound lack of compassion, and your self-serving nature is apparent to anyone who's read your commentary.
You may "never said that i didnt feel sorry for the kid," but when your very first commentary is "life is fair" in reference to a child who only had to be dying to get a little special treatment in a video game, well, you don't have to say it.
And I call you a liar, I don't believe that you've dealt with children in your family who have suffered and died. That's the oldest internet troll defense in the book, pretending that you're actually dealing with the same things you are mocking, so you have a "right" to. Even if you are not lying, you don't get to be callous, insensitive and then defensive after your behavior.
You are not a good a person. I feel sorry for you.
Schadenfreude Sep 2nd 2010 8:06PM
I worked on getting two of my characters the Violet Proto simultaneously. Never again. What a pain in the ass. I'll be happy to pay 5000g if I need 310 that bad on a future character.
Steph Sep 2nd 2010 8:15PM
Onyxian Drake this dropped from my old Darrowmere Guild just after the patch was released.
We went in just to see how it was, unfortunately we wiped and came back for a second try.
Upon looting we saw that drake was there.
The Guildmaster let everyone roll and would help whoever won it get the gold to by epic flying if they did not have it.
We all rolled, 3 got 100's which was odd, so they all rolled again and the second in command won the drake by one point on his roll.
Was great and we all stood around in Icecrown to watch him take off on his drake.
It was awesome...
Amaxe Sep 2nd 2010 8:34PM
I'm just saving the gold for it. I'm not able to raid, and actually I'd like to keep the hippogryph mount as my main mount
Blayze Sep 2nd 2010 8:35PM
It seems that there actually is a person in this world I *would* wish cancer on, if only to make his fate an ironic one. Though I do not know you, I suspect your death will not be mourned--perhaps even celebrated.
Who are we to judge you? Clearly, based on the contents of your comments, we are superior human beings to you.
Blayze Sep 2nd 2010 8:42PM
Got my hands on the Violet a few months ago. Thankfully, the Horde were extremely accommodating of us Hard Knocks-hunters that first day. Well, most of them were (Especially the awesome WSG team we ended up with). Eye of the Storm was nothing more than idiots on both sides mocking us, especially from the second day onward, as they waited for their premade four-tower-cap achievement -- so I stole the flag so a guildie could get his credit.
The guy I stole it from was *not* impressed, but it was his fault for dropping it for someone else to pick up after insulting us and refusing to help us get our drakes.
Rurrik Sep 2nd 2010 9:46PM
One of the best moments I ever had in wow was when I finally got the violet drake. I will never forget the sense of relief when the year of agonizing RNG and sometimes seemingly impossible achievements was finally over.
Also, I won't dignify the troll post about Ezra except to say that I am going to ride my violet drake out into the ocean tonight as far as I can go as a small, small tribute to him and all the others who have had and will have to suffer like that. A lousy repair bill is the least I can give.
Nawaf Sep 2nd 2010 9:54PM
Instead of wasting time, effort, and money for getting these mounts, I can just p1mp my own mount.
http://www.wow-europe.com/en/info/underdev/mount-p1mpage.html
RndySasqatch Sep 3rd 2010 1:48AM
Thanks for the link, almost forgot about that hilarious page. Would be sweet to have 400% turbo boost !
Angrycelt Sep 2nd 2010 9:58PM
Got my violet drake and will not be doing that again. Have financed 5 lvl 80s into epic and cold weather flight and another 3 without epic. Have a chopper and mammoth on my main. I've been saving up in anticipation of the next big money sink... and they'll all be soaring in style.
Money is easy to get. Don't buy gear from the AH. Do dailies. Make crafting characters for your own enchants, gems, food and potions.
Get in a good guild, have a trade partner to provide what you can't make for yourself.
Phort Sep 2nd 2010 11:38PM
Today, I came on WoW.com to read some good little blogs about my favorite game around, and I did. I scroll down the comments and see YOURS. After reading down this thread, all the way to the last one, I have come to one conclusion.
You sir, are the lowest of the low. Dirt, mixed with human feces, vomit, and PISS, is better than you. The word "Troll" doesnt even describe you. All trolls do is say stupid things to annoy people. You just made fun of a child. If thats not stupid and low enough, he died of CANCER. Have you ever had a TUMOR in your BRAIN? I thought not. Im not going to act like I have cancer, or a loved one of mine has it. Or that Iv lost anyone to to, because I havnt, and that would make me some kind of shitty asshole like yourself.
Nobody wants this. I hope you burn. I hope you fall down a hole, and keep falling. Making fun of a kid that died of cancer before he can experience any part of life everyone should get to experience, even I'v been able to, and Im only a teenager. Instead you become the shitfaced, souless, inhuman (I cant even call you a person), I have ever seen on the internet. As to who we are to judge you? We ARE the world. More than likley nobody on this website knows each other, but a story like Ezra's unites us wherever we are, into a uniformed person, who needs a person like you to not exist.
Leave existance Zalvi24, nobody cares for your life.
Leliana Sep 3rd 2010 1:14AM
Zalvi,
You are the scum of this earth, people like you are akin to those who beat women and children. Being happy that a child died is just... well... wrong. After saying that and seeing the responses, you shouldn't have said -anything- back, you should have withdrawn to your dark, pathetic little hole, taken a long hard look at yourself. People now hate you for a very, very good reason.
Think about it. And hopefully you won't find yourself in prison in later life.
sherekhan88 Sep 3rd 2010 1:57AM
Invincible (and also the 'Robot Unicorn') uses the skeleton and animation of the Hippogryph mounts. That's why they also all look very stunted and don't run in a 'horse-like' way on the ground.
Which is weird since they could've used the animation/skeleton of like, the Headless Horseman's mount, and added the wings animation.
Bapo Sep 3rd 2010 2:32AM
People best not be hatin on my proto drake of loooooooove
I'll admit it, it was worth it, but NEVER AGAIN.
I'll just get the gold for everyone else
Matt Sep 3rd 2010 4:32AM
What elphie wrote is incorrect, as would be obvious to anyone who has taken a serious course in statistics. Artificial and Dazarus are correct, but they haven't supplied their math, which may be the cause for dispute.
First off, the assumptions: 52 raid lockouts per year, .1% chance you'll get the drop on any given run. This .1% is converted to a .001 for use in calculations, as something with a probability of 1 is statistically a guaranteed, or 100%, outcome, and .001 is 1% of 1.
Next, the method. Often in statistics, it is convenient to determine the likelihood of some event occurring within some number of attempts by first determining the likelihood that said event does NOT occur during the attempts, then subtracting that number from 1 (or 100%). Since there are only two possible outcomes here (either the Ashes drop or they don't), we can deduce the probability of an UNsuccessful attempt to be .999 (1 - .001 = .999). From there, we must determine the probability of having 52 successive unsuccessful attempts. This seems to be the area most people have trouble with, so I'll start with only two successive attempts to illustrate the logic behind the math. For each individual attempt, there is a 99.9% chance you will not get the mount. However, over two attempts, there is a .999 * .999 = .998 chance you will not get the mount, or a 1 - .999 * .999 = .002 chance you will. What confuses people is that this does NOT mean that, having failed to get the mount in the first lockout, your odds of getting the mount in your second lockout increase to .002. What it DOES mean is that if you go for two lockouts, you have a .2% chance of getting the mount in that period of time. So next, we'll do the math for 52 lockouts: .999^52 = .9493, and 1 - .9493 = .0507, which translates to 5.07%, exactly as Artificial and Lazaro said. (For those interested in how this works, look up Bernoulli Trials)
For those out there who still doubt the math, I will also demonstrate how this behaves at the extremes for the possible number of trials, zero and infinity.
Chance of getting a drop after zero attempts: 1 - .999^0 = 1 - 1 = 0
Chance of getting a drop after an infinite number of trials: A little more complicated than an equation, as writing some number to the power of infinity is bad mathematics. What this boils down to is a converging series in the form of r^n, where r is a constant less than 1 (say, .999) and n is the number of trials. As n approaches infinity, r^n gets closer and closer to 0. (You can see this for yourself on a calculator, just pick a number between 1 and 0, multiply it with itself, then multiply this solution by the original number, then multiply THAT solution with the original number, etc. it will eventually decay to near zero). Therefore, the probability here roughly equates to 1 - .999^infinity = 1 - 0 = 1.
The fact that the numbers perform so beautifully at the extremes lends credence to the methodology as well, as formulas that don't hold up in extreme cases are usually dismissed as incorrect in mathematics. (Yes, the numbers say doing this raid an infinite number of times is the only way to guarantee yourself a phoenix, but this is clearly is an impossible feat. Them's the breaks.)
markwilla Sep 3rd 2010 5:00AM
Any chance of a "Dummies Guide" plz?
Sinthar Sep 3rd 2010 7:17AM
That WAS the dummys guide. If it wasnt you would have had terminoligy such as 'tends towards zero' etc in there too
markwilla Sep 3rd 2010 4:52AM
Zalvi24, I hope you experience a lonely, slow and painful death. You insensitive prick.
FoxOfWar Sep 3rd 2010 6:08AM
I'm (still) one Yogg+1 kill short of Rusted Proto-Drake, or Sindragosa's (All You Can Eat) achievement short of the Bloodbathed... don't really mind which one I get, both are cool and, well, I'm a druid so I'll flying on th' form most of the anyway xP
Just need to persuade guildies to get back to Ulduar one last time I guess.
Sinthar Sep 3rd 2010 7:17AM
To the wow forum mediator, author of the article, or whoever is in charge. Someone with this little taste should not be allowed to post - please BAN them perminently