Phat Loot Phriday: Very Light Sabre

The orc looked up at his well-coiffed friend and took a seat on a bench. "What is that?"
"Your father's sabre," the blood elf solemnly. "Your father wanted you to have it, but your mother wouldn't allow it. Something about poking your eye out and following old Lolegolas off to The Burning Crusade."
The orc took the sword in his hand. It was light. It was very light. It was definitely a Very Light Sabre.
"It's a very light sabre," Lolegolas confirmed. "It is much like the weapon of an argent knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a fireball; an elegant weapon for a more civilized expansion. For over a thousand runs, the argent knights have been seeking the baron's mount."
"I'm still killing the murloc," Throgg said.
Name Very Light Sabre
Attributes
- 7 - 11 Damage, Speed: 3.30
- 2.7 damage per second
- 1 Strength
How to get rid of it It sells for 22 copper and a kiss from your sister.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Mistat Sep 10th 2010 9:11AM
Gnomish warrior only, or any warrior?
Amaxe Sep 10th 2010 11:10AM
http://cata.wowhead.com/quest=26204
I suspect it is a warrior quest, and you are most likely to get it when you reach the level for that particular warrior quest.
I'm guessing it's kind of like now in live when you ding level 10, the warrior trainer of whatever level you are will give you a quest to kill some mob and come back. I've had nelf warriors do the one for draenei before for example.
Amaxe Sep 10th 2010 11:12AM
Ugh... that wasn't clear. Should have typed **warrior trainer of whatever ZONE you are in**
capnphazor Sep 10th 2010 9:49AM
lol....from a more "civilized age".....nice adaption from the the origanal force...i mean source material...i seriously lol'ed
Stacy l Mason Sep 10th 2010 9:20AM
"22 copper and a kiss from your sister"
My brain shorted out for a second, then I lol'd.
bui Sep 10th 2010 9:22AM
Gnomes with light sabers,...I mean very light sabers, yeah this is gonna go well.
Mayhew Sep 10th 2010 4:37PM
For true authenticity, make sure to roll a Leper Gnome. Yo[u] da man!
Rogue4Life Sep 10th 2010 9:23AM
i want one already. good stuff.
RoseClown Sep 10th 2010 9:24AM
Well, I guess this is the reason I need to make that gnomish warrior come Cata.
....Hmmm, I do feel a little guilty though. Sprock the logical gnome who dislikes emotion is mixing two rival fandoms a bit once I equip this to it. Ah well. If a swirling implosion caused by the breaking of one of the cardinal rules of geekdom, so be it.
I'll be over here, mixing together my Star Trek and Star Wars.
Nonette Sep 10th 2010 9:24AM
The Light is what gives a Paladin his power. It's a spiritual field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the Twisting Nether together.
musicchan Sep 10th 2010 3:20PM
SPOILER ALERT: There's a new expansion coming up soon
Superkpg Sep 10th 2010 9:27AM
Ugh, not cool, you're profiling gear that's not even IN THE GAME YET. Also, no spoiler warning.
nasumhabeo Sep 10th 2010 9:50AM
The iLvl is 3. That's not really a spoiler
(cutaia) Sep 10th 2010 10:43AM
SPOILER: Quests in Cataclysm will reward you with items.
Itanius Sep 10th 2010 10:52AM
SPOILER ALERT: WoW.com does regular articles on Cataclysm.
Superkpg Sep 10th 2010 10:55AM
Ok, well, fair enough, vote me down all you want, but the fact remains that this is Cataclysm gear, and there's no way to know that until you get to the absolute end of the article. For those of us trying to avoid knowing all the fun surprises of Cataclysm before it comes out, this kind of a thing is a bummer.
Hollow Leviathan Sep 10th 2010 2:41PM
OK, dude, do you really want phat loot phriday to feature some item that's been in the game that you already knew about, and gloss over?
The theme and format of this column have not changed since, oh, before you were born/several months ago. (SW quote/actual answer).
Evelinda Sep 11th 2010 8:03AM
not to mention the fact that PLF has been doing articles on cataclysm items for weeks...
but seriously, your cataclysm experience has been ruined by the fact that you now know about an item you get at level 10 from completing a warrior-only quest? seriously? come on.
Teo Sep 10th 2010 9:32AM
Alright. Being horde, im off to strat.
Natsumi Sep 10th 2010 9:55AM
Short, but amusing. ;)