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by Michael Gray 
Sep 10th 2010 at 9:00AM
The orc looked up at his well-coiffed friend and took a seat on a bench. "What is that?"
"Your father's sabre," the blood elf solemnly. "Your father wanted you to have it, but your mother wouldn't allow it. Something about poking your eye out and following old Lolegolas off to The Burning Crusade."
The orc took the sword in his hand. It was light. It was very light. It was definitely a Very Light Sabre.
"It's a very light sabre," Lolegolas confirmed. "It is much like the weapon of an argent knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a fireball; an elegant weapon for a more civilized expansion. For over a thousand runs, the argent knights have been seeking the baron's mount."
"I'm still killing the murloc," Throgg said.
Name Very Light Sabre
Attributes
- 7 - 11 Damage, Speed: 3.30
- 2.7 damage per second
- 1 Strength
How to get rid of it It sells for 22 copper and a kiss from your sister.
Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com. Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday
Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)
John Sep 10th 2010 10:21AM
You posted in "that"?
You're braver than I thought.
dodgeballer2005 Sep 10th 2010 11:55AM
Well it has to be very light if you even WANT a Gnome to use it...
Oldbear Sep 10th 2010 4:37PM
The Horde version will be a "two-hander" gnome wielding a very light saber.
dodgeballer2005 Sep 10th 2010 9:30PM
Wait, you use two hands for a Gnome?
What are you; a GNOME?
Orkchop Sep 10th 2010 12:28PM
Wow. Just wow. That post was awesome! lol These Phat Loot Phridays have been so great.
Prudelas Sep 10th 2010 1:03PM
the loot on phat loot friday isn't so phat anymore
Syung Sep 10th 2010 2:57PM
But it IS hilarious.
Herman Sep 10th 2010 4:59PM
so exceptionally light that you have to be super careful how you swing it, hence its 3.3 speed
MusedMoose Sep 10th 2010 7:31PM
"It is much like the weapon of an argent knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a fireball; an elegant weapon for a more civilized expansion. For over a thousand runs, the argent knights have been seeking the baron's mount."
As someone who both has the sword linked in the article and has been, as one of the WoW guys put it, "beating [my] head against the Baron" for a while now, these little touches only made the article more hilarious. ^_^