Breakfast Topic: A crowning moment of noobishness

As evidence, I shall recall for you a tale of a noobish Fox Van Allen. I had just made the leap from trial account to paid, and a friend of mine had sent me a small care package to get me started in the game. Nothing big, since he was just starting out too -- just a little bit of money. I was very eager to get it, but I had a problem: I couldn't access my in-game mail. That little mail icon in the upper right hand corner of the screen was taunting me.
After several frustrating minutes of trying to get my not-so-phat loot, I decided to put in a GM ticket. I explained I had just upgraded from the trial and that WoW wouldn't let me access my mail. I was a little frustrated (no one has ever wanted one piece of gold so badly), but I tried not to let that show in my note.
An hour or so later, I got a response from an exceptionally helpful GM. He researched my account and tried helping me best he could. He explained that since I had just paid, there may be some lag in that information reflecting my ability to get in-game mail. The GM then suggested that I should go to a mailbox and try to access my mail again so he could help troubleshoot while the chat window was open.
"Holy hell," I thought. "You have to be at a mailbox to get your in-game mail?"
Do you have any crowning moments of noobishness? What's the most noob thing you've ever done? Come on, we won't judge. (Too harshly, anyway.)






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 11)
Bernie Roscoe Sep 11th 2010 8:06AM
I was a young nightelf rogue (evidence enough!) questing around Teldrassil, when several level 60 capped Horde came in killing questgivers. I was positivly convinced I could do damage to them and slow their advance so I would throw knives at them, only to be shot down by the hunter. I also hadn't learned to left click (I was right-clicking) higher level players so as not to engage in combat and be pvp flagged.
Contra Sep 11th 2010 8:17AM
I remember a similar act of heroism on my part. I have tried to stop a lvl 70 paladin in full T7 from killing quest givers with my new, noobish lvl 11 mage. The funny thing is, I used some low-lvl powder of sleep or something like that and the big lvl 70 pally was REALLY silenced for about 3 seconds... I managed to cast one fireball :D
simonjackson79 Sep 11th 2010 10:08AM
I'd suggest your noobish moments are far from over if you believe you saw a 70 pally in tier 7.
Facecritt Sep 11th 2010 4:37PM
LOOOOL ^
Bernie Roscoe Sep 11th 2010 8:06AM
Also, is it just me or is Fox van Allen slowly taking over Wow.com?
Thayer Sep 11th 2010 8:10AM
I, for one, welcome our new shirtless paladin overlord.
the_justin_m Sep 11th 2010 8:32AM
His shirt is now diamonds.
Kamshad Sep 11th 2010 8:31AM
All hail the hypnofox!
Kamshad Sep 11th 2010 9:22AM
It's all about popularity you see: Fox is the new Belt. Which means Belt is the new Rossi, and resultingly Rossi is the old Fox. Which means that Gray becomes Ziebart, Ziebart is the new old Roberts and Dawn is also the new Rossi.
And Sacco just has girl hair.
Fox Van Allen Sep 11th 2010 12:29PM
No, no! Don't expose my plan this early, or Sacco will take back the Queue and put me back to work writing Spiritual Guidance and ...
...
... crap. .-.
I'd have gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling kids! D:
Anale Sep 11th 2010 4:30PM
Win on the Scooby Doo reference :)
Deathknighty Sep 11th 2010 8:09AM
Hehe, so you thought it woulkd just appear?
Fair enough, a wizard probably did it. ;D
Natsumi Sep 11th 2010 10:47AM
Actually in some games it's just an interface, so his confusion could be legitimate. Champions Online doesn't have mailboxes, you just open the mail interface. Bad game, but the character creation system is a blast.
Fox Van Allen Sep 11th 2010 7:48PM
I kept clicking the "new mail" icon in the right hand corner of the screen, wondering why nothing was happening. :|
Mr Lee Sep 13th 2010 5:03PM
One of the (few) awesome features in Aion was the ability to get your mail 'hand' delivered to you wherever you were by an NPC. You did just click on the mail icon and the little guy runs up and gives you your mail. It was cool, shame the rest of the game wasn't so much.
My own noob moment - my first character was a warlock. I picked up black smithing because I thought I'd be able to make my own armor.
SleepForTheWeak Sep 11th 2010 8:10AM
I have a friend that go so frustrated with the game being hard that he was about to quit. He was playing a warrior, which was what I was end gaming as and felt that it was easy to level. I took a look at his character and realized that he had never been to a trainer and his talent points were so misplaced it wasn't funny. On top of that he had all int gear.
Now he's raiding heroic 25 ICC, I'm so jealous.
SleepForTheWeak Sep 11th 2010 8:13AM
I have no room to speak, I guess. When I first started out in WoW I would save up all my money to buy the vendor armor and weapons. I didn't have any idea that the AH existed. I really was a big, stink'n noob.
Esyllt Sep 11th 2010 8:44AM
This always confuses me. In what universe does it sound like intellect would be more useful for a warrior than strength or even agility? RPGs have never been that counterintuitive.
Zhiva Sep 11th 2010 9:03AM
@Esyllt
http://community.livejournal.com/worldofwarcraft/8213125.html?style=mine
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selenite wrote in worldofwarcraft
I'm Fed Up
I'm tired about all the cracks about the tank not needing Arcane Brilliance. Have you ever taken a moment to think about what goes into a good Taunt? Sure, you can insult someone in your own species without pausing to think--but can you make him so angry that he forgets the the pain of that fireball he just took? Can you do it in a different language? To a different species? To things that aren't even flesh, or alive? Go into a warrior's home and look for the shelf of thick books. Those are the texts from his Taunt class. They're continuously updated to keep up with new species and cultural trends affecting what insults sting the most.
It's mostly rote memorization, of course. The top lines for each race are kept current by representatives of each one's tanking classes. For nonsapient species there are research tanks who'll go into the wilderness and imitate the sounds that creatures make to each other until they find one that provokes an instant attack. Undead and demons are brought into special laboratories where calibrated chains measure which insults produce the strongest attempts to break out. Then the results are written down and young fighters chant phrases in unison until they get them right.
Slimes are the worst. Sure, it sounds like a burp to you, but we've spent weeks at a time practicing to get that enunciation just right. And no priest ever puts Pain Suppression on your vocal cords.
It's not just a phrasebook, though. Draconic is easy to pronounce and we've got dozens of different lines to throw at them. The hard part is using the right one. Dragonkin and whelps are part of a rigidly ranked society with true dragons at the top. You have to match the taunt to their social status to truly hit home. Tanks spend long hours watching their instructors pop up portraits of dragonkin until they can peg their rank from any angle. This gets easier as you go up the hierarchy. With Sartharion you only have to quote his adds back at him.
Anybody with a match can set things on fire. Making a demon forget about that tasty warlock he's about to bite into--that takes brains.
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Iano Sep 11th 2010 10:26AM
So... much... win....
/headaspolde