Know Your Lore: Gnome priests and the failure of the flesh, page 2

You were looking for me, child? Why do you come to kill me, <Name>? I only wish to help. Now that I have been reassembled, we can return to a time of perfection... the time of the Titans! But, I can see it in your eyes, hear it in your pulse rate. You would destroy me despite my offer of immortality! Very well. It saddens me that it has come to this. I look upon all of you as if you were my children. I will slay you if I must!
It isn't until reaching the Halls of Stone that players receive the full story behind the Curse of Flesh that Mechazod has been babbling about.
The Curse of Flesh was essentially placed upon Azeroth by the Old Gods with the intent of breaking down the Titan's creations. Once these creatures made of earth, stone and metal were reduced to fleshy form, they could easily be overpowered and destroyed. In other words, the gnomish race was originally a bunch of robots created by Mimiron, which degraded into the gnomes we know today due to the Curse of Flesh.Brann Bronzebeard Right, right! I know that the Earthen were made of stone to shape the deep reaches of the world but what about the anomalies? Matrix non-stabilizing and whatnot.
Abedneum Accessing. In the early stages of its development cycle Azeroth suffered infection by parasitic, necrophotic symbiotes.
Brann Bronzebeard Necro-what? Speak bloody common will ya?
Abedneum Designation: Old Gods. Old Gods rendered all systems, including Earthen defenseless in order to facilitate assimilation. This matrix destabilization has been termed the Curse of Flesh. Effects of destabilization increased over time.
Brann Bronzebeard Old Gods eh? So they zapped the Earthen with this Curse of Flesh. And then what?
Kaddrak Accessing. Creators arrived to extirpate symbiotic infection. Assessment revealed that Old God infestation had grown malignant. Excising parasites would result in loss of host.
Brann Bronzebeard If they killed the Old Gods Azeroth would have been destroyed.

Suddenly a strange disease afflicts these robots -- and their metal bodies, the gears and circuits that make up their brains begins to slowly degrade. Over time, their ability to create spectacular inventions that work flawlessly also begins to degrade. So does their ability to compute and process information, and their ability to do what they'd been designed to do. They have no control over this, and it is nothing that they can cure. As their clockwork brains continue to deteriorate into a fleshy, unstable mass of meat they wander away from Ulduar -- perhaps sent away by Mimiron, or perhaps just getting sick enough that they simply cannot remember their original purpose.
These creatures seek out and create new cities, eerily reminiscent of Ulduar's halls, and begin to create things. There's no reason for them to do it, they don't remember why exactly they are doing so, but it makes sense, somewhere in the back of their brains. Their inventions are sloppy, but mostly functional -- though some have spectacular and unintended side effects. There is no real political system -- whoever is smartest is voted to lead. The creatures of the world around them pay them little attention, so they are content to quietly tinker the days away, undisturbed.
This is the life of a gnome. This is where the gnomes came from. They didn't seek out their origins, rather their origins found them -- and what they discovered is something that would horrify just about anyone. With this information comes the sudden realization that not only were they once robots -- but the fact that their robotic origins, their robotic bodies were in every single way superior to what they have become now.

The gnomish race has just discovered that despite the fact that they are without doubt, hands-down the smartest race of living beings on Azeroth, there was once a time in which they were better. They've discovered their own inferiority. Not only that, but they've discovered that they have a higher power, a creator -- something that hadn't even occurred to them. Little wonder they never thought about it, what with their inferior fleshy brains being what they are.
This is why I theorize the gnomes suddenly decided they wanted to follow the path of the Light. Not out of intellectual curiosity, but out of the forlorn desperation of a race of beings coming to the realization that they are not, in fact, the best creatures that they could be. They were a byproduct, a malfunction. In that discovery comes the sudden urge to find out more about these higher beings that were at one point simply fanciful creatures that their allies may or may not have made up. After all, if a gnome can be the product of a higher power, who's to say the humans, dwarves, draenei and naaru don't have the right idea?

It's an intriguing story upon first glance, but upon closer inspection the story of the gnomes is very, very sad -- and it will be interesting to see what happens with the gnomish race as Cataclysm continues. For now, role players can take whichever path they wish when creating new gnomish priests -- the role of the medic who has always been, or the role of the uncertain gnome realizing the depth of what he's lost, and quietly attempting to define a new path in his life.
While you don't need to have played the previous Warcraft games to enjoy World of Warcraft, a little history goes a long way toward making the game a lot more fun. Dig into even more of the lore and history behind the World of Warcraft in WoW.com's Guide to Warcraft Lore.





Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
Zallgrin Sep 12th 2010 4:17PM
"In the however many years I've been playing World of Warcraft, there has always been one constant that has stayed popular opinion since the games launch: Gnomes. People hate gnomes, for whatever reason they use to justify it. I've heard every excuse in the book from "They're short" to "They're so cheery and annoying," but none of the reasons have any real meaning behind them -- it's just popular opinion."
... you mean, you REALLY have no idea how creepy gnomes are? They look unnatural, twitch in strange ways (especially the male gnomes...) and anyone who thinks the Forsaken are the true evil, has never looked at a gnome a bit closer.
Anyone who defends gnomes has simply no idea or is a hidden agent of the Burning Legion.
ithalaine Sep 12th 2010 4:20PM
gnomes should be skinnable its as simple as that
Grumpy Wow Guy Sep 12th 2010 4:27PM
I agree. They're vile little sneaky nasty things, and should be exterminated.
While we're at it, maybe we could get rid of the Belfs as well.
Ferona Sep 12th 2010 5:18PM
Lorewise gnomes are one of the most friendly and forgiving races on azeroth, probably even more than the tauren. The only reason they're fighting the horde is because they're a threat to their friends the dwarves. And even then they think that the horde are ok people.
rplkleynhans Sep 12th 2010 5:22PM
yup. the shame of the Ailliance. Almost as bad as having belfs on your faction.
JBcani Sep 13th 2010 4:15AM
@Ferona
They'll probably stop thinking that once Goblins ally with the Horde.
Endless Sep 13th 2010 6:21AM
Of course they look innatural. They're freaking robot mutants! :D
relmatos Sep 13th 2010 9:46AM
I love to hate gnomes
but deep down I have to admit, I like those little buggers(hope my guildies dont see this though)
Grumpy Wow Guy Sep 12th 2010 4:19PM
Gnomes... Meh.
Steven Sep 12th 2010 4:19PM
I have always hated gnomes, they are way too... cute, and look kinda innocent(and squishy, and weak, and softy, and etc). And probably the main reason is that Ive always liked baddies :P
Jack Miles Sep 12th 2010 4:35PM
Well, there are a few gnomes who are completely batshit insane power hoarders; not just leper gnomes too. Look at all the gnome warlocks.
Mornhadine Sep 12th 2010 5:48PM
Warlocks are just a gnome's way of experimenting with the Occult, rather than technology. It doesn't require Faith in a higher power like a priest or paly, but still requires a good deal of knowledge.
Ricohardt Sep 14th 2010 7:18AM
This is close to my reasoning behind why they can be priests, and to a further extent, paladins. The Light isn't just some mystical power, it's the product of a race of alien beings. And the effects are tangible, they can see the power and healing that can be produced. So if the smartest race in Azeroth can't figure out how to study the Naaru or how to use the light, I don't know who could.
They could even add paladins lorewise. If BEs started out kidnapping and stealing their paladin powers, and it turned out the Naaru actually wanted them to possess it, then why can't they see the gnomes and their labours to understand the Naaru and their powers as worthy?
Yavene Sep 15th 2010 7:10AM
There's nothing illogical about believing in higher powers in Azeroth. When a Priest asks the Light to heal someone, they're healed. Simple cause & effect, completely provable.
Also, Gnome Priests already exist - Nethergarde Clerics: http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8718/gnomepriest.jpg
I'd go with the same explanation as BE Warriors - they already exist, they just haven't been playable until now.
Sintraedrien Sep 12th 2010 4:20PM
I love gnomes.
Om Nom Nom Nom
Delicious!
Sintra E'Drien of the Ebon Blade, né Sindorei (happily back and more curious about Worgen than ever. Sad member of the no-Beta club)
Iirdan Sep 12th 2010 4:20PM
I've always loved Gnomes, but now even more so. It's strange how many different ways one can interpret events - I would have thought gnomes would be happy to learn they came from robots and are now flesh. They've gained emotion and excitement from their invention, rather than a monotonous "because we must" attitude. But, your interpretation makes just as much sense in my mind.
Poor gnomes. I love you guys, even if most people don't.
Jonisjalopy Sep 12th 2010 5:30PM
This was my thought as well.
I believe the knowledge that there is something else in the world besides their own minds might be calming to them. They now have a purpose in life; a past and present. Now, their King believes he can make them a future instead of being content on just living.
Them joining the light, however, my just be by osmosis. If you around something long enough, you are bound to pick up some of the same traits/beliefs. Seeing their friends follow the light and wield it's power must have intrigued at least a few gnomes.
PS: Tall-hater since '83 :D
vocenoctum Sep 12th 2010 5:55PM
That's where I'm at, I think the gnomes would be glad that they are fleshy beings of free-will rather than the automatons of Ulduar. It also comes down to how many gnomes actually even know about Ulduar though...
Priests are easy to explain, they've got plenty of in game instances of them, and they've worked alongside them long enough to take on the task. In addition, unlike most classes, priests are not a single defined state. Forsaken are shadow, elves are more Elune than Light, so why can't gnomes be priests of the golden cog or whatever?
"Where do your powers come from gnome priest?"
"Dunno, we've formed a committee to investigate, but at this stage we just know when I gesture like this, it heals."
tulipblossom Sep 12th 2010 7:13PM
@vocenoctum - This needs repeating, because it's the cutest thing I've heard all day!
"Where do your powers come from gnome priest?"
"Dunno, we've formed a committee to investigate, but at this stage we just know when I gesture like this, it heals."
Lol. You rock so hard. :o)
Jawn Sep 13th 2010 2:09AM
I've always figured it should be a matter of time before they figure out how to handle light magic. Because it ~is~ a form of magic, regardless of where it comes from. One doesn't ~need~ faith to wield that power, but it can certainly help. You do need willpower: Belf Paladins showed this, when they forced their way to use the light. They had no faith that the Light would hear them, they bent it to their will.
Here's what i'm thinking happened with Gnomes: Someone not seeking to actually ~force~ the light, in some malevolent fashion, could probably end up wielding it as well. If it's to do good, the Light has no particular reason to refuse, and to me, this is where the Medics fall under. They don't have all the spectrum of actual priests' powers, but the Light does help them, hear them, because they seek to do good with their power. Since Gnomes do have an affinity for magics, eventually someone is going to study holy magic.
While having faith in the Light helps, i'm pretty sure there's as much "technique" to handling holy magic, as any other form of arcane power. Studying with priests in Ironforge would probably immerse some Gnomes more into handling holy powers, and discovering these techniques, but without outright worshiping it - at least not any more than they would worship fire or frost, or what have you. Not having this faith would probably result in slower progress in researching and honing their technique, but it would seem that by the time Cataclysm comes around, they have gotten their research far enough to start training - not new medics, anymore - new actual priests.
That's how i figured it'd happen.