We interrupt your regularly scheduled Throgg-on-blood-elf action to present to you ... the Failed Liferocket Prototype. While our goblin scientists were unable to make "getting hit in the face with a rocket" a method of successful healing, their failure is your hunter's success! (Or, alternatively, your warrior's success, but it's pretty clear this is a hunter weapon.)

The very best goblin engineers filled the Liferocket Prototype with 34.8 damage per second of life-saving goodness. And while this Liferocket won't pull you to safety away from that glistening shark monster, you can probably stand amazed as you watch it fire rocket after rocket of awesome explosive rounds.

That's right! The Failed Liferocket Prototype doesn't fire bullets! It doesn't fire arrows! It doesn't even fire dogs! Your very own Failed Liferocket Prototype will fire rocket after rocket while you Auto Shot your way to DPS greatness. What hunter could ask for more?

Failed Liferocket Prototype
Type: Ranged Gun
Damage: 68 - 127 damage (34.8 damage per second)
Speed 2.80

• +4 Strength
• +3 Stamina

How to get it: You deliver some fully functional liferockets in Tanaris. In return, they give you this busted one.
How to get rid of it: Sell it for 1 gold, 16 silver, 82 copper. Disenchant it, but we're not sure what it will turn into yet.

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