Around Azeroth Beta Edition: J'accuse!
Tired of complicated timing and precision-based fights, Blizzard has decided to go for the jugular and let dungeon bosses attack on a more emotional level. This particular boss, the Judgmental Father, is found in Uldum and is very disappointed in you. He worked himself to the bone for 30 years just to give you a better life, and you spend it sitting around eating Doritos and playing this stupid game. The Judgmental Father is expected to have a devastating effect on players with unresolved emotional baggage. (Thanks to Elliste of Lost Isles beta server.)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Aaron Sep 28th 2010 10:32AM
So go and tell THAT!
Brixus Sep 28th 2010 10:49AM
You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' fo you, we gon find you, we gon find you, so runn'n tell dat homeboy!
Win...
Mygirlsguns Sep 28th 2010 10:13AM
My dad would die if he saw this. I think he would just make him my dad.
Schadenfreude Sep 28th 2010 2:52PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/high-expectations-asian-father
This is my dad.
SunGod228 Sep 28th 2010 10:15AM
Confounded Uldum, I just got Steve Martin singing King Tut stuck in my head.
MusedMoose Sep 28th 2010 7:45PM
I dunno. This guy looks neither funky nor prone to do the monkey.
dodgeballer2005 Sep 28th 2010 10:46AM
Guile's theme would go great with this. Go home and be EGYPTIAN!
quasarsglow Sep 28th 2010 10:48AM
Son, I am dissapoint.
Norlak Sep 28th 2010 10:53AM
Whatever Phil, you're not my REAL giant-mummy-statue-dad!
dansharp Sep 28th 2010 10:57AM
son i am disappoint
Ametrine Sep 28th 2010 11:10AM
(Shao Kahn voice) "YOU.... SUCK!"
Tri Sep 28th 2010 11:13AM
Just looking at this screenie makes me feel so ashamed.. and I didn't even do anything wrong!
talitha3k Sep 28th 2010 11:51AM
yay, my screenshot made it! :D
(cutaia) Sep 28th 2010 11:54AM
It's a rather nice one, too. Good job.
Gunder Sep 28th 2010 12:01PM
Wow Jean Jaurès made it into wow insider XD
Whack Sep 28th 2010 12:50PM
hells to the yeah! Obscure late 19th century french scandal reference FTW!!!!
Vodkamartini Sep 28th 2010 4:37PM
He's not pointing at you. He's flirting with the Maiden of Virtue.
splodesondeath Sep 28th 2010 5:43PM
*Imagines Giant Statue as Émile Zola, running around 19th century Paris shouting obscenities*
RogueJedi86 Sep 28th 2010 7:24PM
So where in Uldum is it? It's a huge zone, pretty vague. Maybe talitha3k can fill us in. I thought it was a dungeon for a minute but that's a big boss even for a raid.
talitha3k Sep 28th 2010 8:51PM
it's underneath Obelisk of the Stars (if the zone says Chamber of the Stars, you're in the right place). the one in Chamber of the Sun is animated.