The Lawbringer: 5 ways trade chat can get you in trouble

There's this place downtown that I know. You've probably been warned about it -- a seedy place of corruption, danger, intrigue, questionable math, and Tempest Keep runs where the Ashes of Al'ar are on reserve. You'll never be able to link Thunderfury last. This article is not for the faint of heart, so if you are easily offended, I would advise turning around 180 degrees and walking away. We're talking trade chat.
This week, we talk about five ways trade chat can get you into some trouble with Blizzard. From naming violations to impersonating and scamming players, you can strand yourself out on some pretty thin ice with the GMs at Blizzard by violating the Terms of Use. For the sake of everyone else in game, don't.
A brief history of trade chat
World of Warcraft's trade chat phenomenon started back in The Barrens. However, long before you baby MMOers called it "Barrens chat," we had Lake of Ill Omen (LoIO) chat. LoIO chat was the proto-Barrens chat, created from a conglomeration of characters leveling after the initial starting zones in the first EverQuest expansion, The Ruins of Kunark. The experience of LoIO chat was pretty much what you would expect -- rampant moronic comments, idiotic questions, political discussion on par with Jersey Shore and racism. Sounds familiar, right? There are probably so many more examples of the trade chat of yore, and I hope you all have an excellent trip down memory lane remembering them.
From the blossoming bud of the EverQuest flower came the seeds of World of Warcraft, and with it, the continuation of the time-honored tradition of general chat, a zone-wide forum to be used for communication among fellow adventurers to alert them to massive add trains, forming parties and whether or not anyone was camping the frenzied ghoul. The Barrens became one of those famous conglomeration zones in WoW, a meeting place for players who had just finished what usually felt like a solo gameplay experience. New people means new encounters. New encounters means new ways to screw with people. Barrens chat was born.
Some time into WoW's history, Barrens chat moved to the city-wide trade chat channel, mostly because the player base was largely at the level cap and just not hanging out in The Barrens anymore (for Horde players, at least; Alliance characters, from what people tell me, moved into Ironforge at an earlier point). Trade chat allows for some business to happen, sure, but mostly, it is one giant violation of the Terms of Use, Blizzard's stated rules of play that govern the behavioral usage of the client.
Breaking naming conventions
While naming conventions aren't usually ban-worthy, having to be confronted by a GM about naming issues and forced to undergo a name change can mark your account in a not-too-great way. Forcing Blizzard to intervene with you in any way, really, is detrimental to your status playing the game. Remember, Blizzard doesn't really need a reason to boot you off WoW; it is within Blizzard's rights to disconnect you for any reason it can come up with, fair or not.
I decided to come up with a name that would break as many of the naming conventions as I could at once. You can find the list of rules concerning naming conventions here. (I don't have to type them out, as I'm sure you don't want to read it.) After some contemplation, I came up with Xmosesmetzenx. Not only does the name break the religious name rule and the leetspeak clause, but I'm also impersonating the great Chris Metzen. The name never got through the filters, of course, but what did was Myzzheroin. Naming yourself after illegal substances is also a big no-no and will most likely result in a name change and mark on your account.
Where does trade chat come into this? You had better believe that those stalwart ladies and gentlemen will make your life a living, name-reporting hell the second you step foot into trade chat -- and I really can't blame them for it.
Scamming and defrauding
There are two schools of thought on scamming and defrauding. What happens if you scam someone out of something after advertising in trade chat? For instance, I am a blacksmith and I offer to craft you some Boots of Kingly Upheaval for materials plus a generous (cheapskate) tip. After receiving your materials, I promptly log off. I'll be reported and, if it can be proven that I scammed the materials from you, I am sure I'm going to be in some trouble, much in the way that those who ninja-loot against set raid loot policies in pickup raids can have the items taken away and returned to their rightful owners.
The second type of defrauding comes from in-game casinos or gambling, which have been absent from the game for a long time. Blizzard cracked down on advertising these money-making schemes in public, but private games are not against the rules. Scamming, however, will still get you in trouble because of Blizzard's own logs.
Anal [Heroic Leap]
Really, do we need to talk about how this meme works? It's a pretty self-explanatory trade chat phenomenon, in which a string of linked abilities combined with the ever-hilarious word "anal" create (and I use the word loosely) amusing and quasi-raunchy sentence fragments. But is it against the rules? Maybe.
Blizzard's stance on offensive language is that offensive and disruptive language is determined to be so at the sole discretion of Blizzard Entertainment. Period. It doesn't matter how many people were offended or whether or not you thought what you said constituted an offending statement. If someone complains, and complains enough, about what you said and Blizzard deems it offensive, welcome to Warning Town, Population: You. How do you prevent this? Stop being a tool in trade chat.

We discussed a little bit about harassment and personal information a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating that posting someone's personal information into trade chat -- or any other public channel, for that matter -- is an offense against the terms of use. Don't do it.
Posting someone's personal information in public can even be used as evidence against you, including ramping up the severity of the harassment. It's one thing to personally berate someone in private until they can't take it any more, but to actively invite more harassment through personal information proliferation is damning to the core. If someone is posting your personal information, document the offenses, take copious amounts of screenshots, and alert a GM.
Gold prices cheap xxxxxbuynowxxxxx cheap gold for u now square square diamond
Advertising in trade chat is a good way to get on a lot of people's ignore lists, including the big-daddy ignore list over at Blizzard. Gold farming companies deal with this a lot in that once their accounts are flagged as gold sellers and advertisers in game, Blizzard steps in to ban the whole lot of them. Don't get caught up in an aggressive campaign to fight gold sellers.
Advertisements for websites and other non-WoW-related business should not be announced into trade chat. Don't run the risk of getting flagged under other advertisement policies. The language in the terms of use says not to disrupt the "normal flow of dialogue" in chat, but really, what has the normal flow of dialogue in trade chat become these days? For your sake and the sake of your account, leave the advertisements out.
Trade chat is a murky place. Blizzard has shown that it's not afraid to patrol and be proactive with its enforcement of policies in public channels. To keep your account's status in good standing, use trade chat for what it's there for. And, again, you'll never link Thunderfury last.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, The Lawbringer






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
Zish Oct 1st 2010 6:04PM
Because you turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.
anbilow Oct 1st 2010 6:15PM
technically if you made a 360 degree turn youd be facing it again, you know, making a full circle.
Zish Oct 1st 2010 6:17PM
Which is why I said moonwalk. You don't think I'd want to walk right into it, do you? That would just be silly.
(cutaia) Oct 1st 2010 6:22PM
I just turned my palm 360 degrees and covered my face with it.
Imnick Oct 1st 2010 6:24PM
And yet another is drawn into the trap...
Callum Forbes Oct 1st 2010 6:32PM
Witty as always Cutaia :P
Hollow Leviathan Oct 1st 2010 6:32PM
I'm faintly afriad of Cutaia now. I have thoroughly tested my hands, and they only turn 180 degrees at most. Apparently he has a robot hand like Dr Claw, or hyperextending...wrist.
BritishBulldog Oct 1st 2010 6:40PM
Cutaia robot confirmed
Hiwa Oct 1st 2010 6:59PM
Sigh for greying anbilow, who was just finishing this trade chat classic banter. At least s/he didn't follow it with !!!!nub!!!!!
Anathemys Oct 1st 2010 7:02PM
Weird. I'm not a robot, and I got MY hand to turn 360 degrees.
Of course, I DID use a meat cleaver...
P.S.: Does anyone know how to sew your own hand back on? And answer quick; I'm leaking.
(JK)
Grumpy Wow Guy Oct 1st 2010 7:31PM
The playstation 3 and the xbox 360 were introduced almost simultaneously. Microsoft was concerned that if they named their machine as the Xbox 2, people would think that it would be on par with the older playstation 2. They really couldn't justify calling it the xbox 3, since it was only the second xbox. Xbox 360 is a good name for their product: easy to read, write and say.
Angus Oct 1st 2010 7:39PM
This thread DEMANDS /local return.
This is the thread of Zish.
He had a dish, that allows him to moonwalk with fish.
...
Nevermind, I got nothin'.
Al Oct 1st 2010 8:10PM
@Hollow Leviathan
I guess it doesn't bend that way.
AlloK Oct 2nd 2010 2:06AM
@Grumpy, I don't know what your defenition of "simultaneously" is, but the Playstation 3 was released in November 2006, and the Xbox 360 was released in November 2005. That's an entire year.
martustheswordsman Oct 1st 2010 10:35PM
Do you know why they call it an Atari 7200?
'Cause when you see it you'll spin 7200 degrees and barf everywhere.
vinniedcleaner Oct 1st 2010 11:34PM
The 'emperor' has no clothes....
Drakkenfyre Oct 2nd 2010 3:06AM
Grumpy, it drives me insane when people say "XBox 720".
You don't understand why they named it what they did in the first place! Why would you assume they would double the number for the next system!
I wish more people understood the reason behind the name.
Zo? Oct 2nd 2010 8:23AM
Well, he IS right. They named it the Xbox 360 because the PlayStation 3 was coming out and they didn't want their console to sound inferior. Nintendo's new system was also codenamed Revolution at the time, and a 360 is a revolution, so naming the console Xbox 360 effectively combated the competition on every front.
Of course, this is not the answer Trade trolls are looking for.
Imnick Oct 2nd 2010 8:34AM
The fact that it starts with a three and is a "revolution" is a really, really bad reason to choose that mame for your product.
Kurtis Oct 2nd 2010 9:44PM
@Hollow - I can turn mine roughly 270 degrees, full stop.