"I have a problem," Throgg grumped, resting his face between two balled fists. His massive eyebrows were clearly drooped in absolute sorrow, and the proud orc's entire frame displayed his immense depression.

Lolegolas immediately flopped onto the stairs next to his good friend. "My goodness, Throgg," the blood elf said. "Whatever is the matter?"

"I'm not attracted to chimeras," Throgg sobbed.

The elf's hand jerked back before Lolegolas could control himself. "I'm ... not sure I understand."

"I'm a tank," Throgg said.

"Yes," Lolegolas said. "I could tell by your predilection for getting hit by big, ugly monsters."

"I'd like a gem with lots of parry, but the best option is ... well, it's the Flashing Chimera's Eye."

"Mmm-hmmm," Lolegolas encouraged, tossing a long, golden cascade of hair over his shoulder.

"Well, I don't want to get flashed by a chimera. They are not very good-looking, and that just doesn't seem proper to me. And if I'm getting flashed, I will certainly not want to touch the thing's eye."

"Oh my go ... seriously? I mean, come on, Throgg, seriously? You're a jewelcrafter, man."

"It's a Flashing Chimera's Eye. Very specific."

Flashing Chimera's Eye
Unique-Equipped: Jeweler's Gems (3)

• 66 Parry Rating
• Matches a Red socket

How to get it: Level jewelcrafting to maximum. Then obtain a Chimera's Eye and the recipe for the Flashing Chimera's Eye. Then, make this item. (Edit: Fixed the amount of JC required.)
How to get rid of it: You can sell it for 1 gold, 12 silver and 50 copper ... before you put it in your gear. Once you put it in your gear, you can only overwrite it with another gem.

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