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11-10-2010 @ 1:55PM
I like being reminded that if the elves had been abit more, y'know, smart, instead of overly xenophobic and aggressive, Cenarius would've been alive, and their precious forests would've been harmed far less than they did.Anyway, I gotta play Rain of Chaos again. Screw you Rossi, I wanted to play WoW, but now I NEED to do some WC3. :[
11-10-2010 @ 10:26AM
Yeah,... smart. I can see it now. Grom: "That's it my Warsong! Fell this lumber and we shall build a mighty fortress!"Peons: "Zug-zug"Night Elf sentinels; Excuse me, but these forests are sacred to us and contain the souls of our ancestors as well as out very essence of life. Let us speak with you of the harvesting methods we know of.Grom: "Har, elves? But taller, and purple? Ha! Slaughter these puny point ears and claim their timber for the mighty!"Even if Grom HELLscream and his WARsong did suddenly decide to be diplomatic, I think the story was much more interesting the way it turned out. I like my elves savage and feral.
11-10-2010 @ 1:57PM
It actually went more like this..Thrall: "Grom! Bad! Bad Grom!"Grom: *whimper*Thrall: "Sigh.. I can't stay mad at you.. Just.. go up north and get some lumber, alright?"Grom: "Fine."...Warsong Orcs: "Yay wood!"Elves: "DIE VILE INVADERS!" *attack*Orcs: "OMGWTF!?"Cenarius: "Demon-spawned wretches! You will all die!"Grom: "Fffffffff--"Mannoroth: "You guys wanna live? Then drink my blood!"Grom: "Eww, no, not again."Elves: "DiediediediediediedieDIIIIEEEE!"Grom: "Fudge!" *drinks blood*Elves: "Ohshi--"Orcs: "REVENGE!"Cenarius: "Lol I'm dead. Blah."Elves: "YOU BASTARDS, YOU KILLED CENARIUS!"More than less. Pardon any memes that may be in this reply. The point is that the elves attacked without warning, without even saying 'Hi, we kill you because you kill sacred trees. (Which means any tree.)'.
11-10-2010 @ 6:52PM
As has been mentioned, Grom made a lot of silly decisions but killing Cenarius was not one of them. Some weird giant Elves started attacking him for no reason he could discern. Being Grom and Night Elves being incompetent, he curbstomped them so they use their racial ability to weaponise lore to set an invincible demigod on him, still without explaining what the hell was going on. It's kind of hard to stretch it to 'That horrible warlike Grom killed the kind and good champion of nature' at any point during this narrative.
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