Breakfast Topic: What threads from the old WoW forums will you miss?

Wait a second ... What am I worrying about? Google Cache will likely allow us continued access to the old forum content for years to come, even after it's wiped off of Blizzard's servers. Still, in that moment of concern that all those years of information would suddenly be lost, I wondered: "What will I miss from the old forums?"
My mind immediately went to "I think my tank is seeing another healer," a thread about an healer suspicious that her tank is being unfaithful. The thread was so epic, WoW Insider actually already wrote about it. Just check out this excerpt from page 21:
She really ruined me. I was depressed about going solo. I was spending all my time in the Underbelly, knocking back Noggenfogger and bandaging myself to mailbox dancers. -- Grokthul
Also, as a PvP priest, how could I miss the comedic gold of "Disc priest/Shadow priest 2v2"? The OP had me at, "When the hunter comes to save giraffes, just darkness priest licorice beam his paladin to slow him," but by the time I read "ice tent," I couldn't breathe anymore because I was laughing and crying at the same time.
Are there any threads that stand out in your mind that you'll miss?
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 6)
flawless Nov 17th 2010 10:50AM
Need Out Of Darkshore:
http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html?topicId=264316917&sid=1&pageNo=1
Nina Katarina Nov 17th 2010 10:50AM
The 'better warchief than Garrosh' thread was quite wonderful.
Toddo Nov 17th 2010 10:55AM
I will be missing all of the very educational posts of LUA programming going on!
Muse Nov 17th 2010 11:04AM
The green post that lists every single thing that has "RUINED forever" the game over the years, starting with the first patch I think. It's good someone's keeping track, and to remind everyone that life is good and life goes on.
roseclown Nov 17th 2010 11:28AM
Female Trade Prince for the Bilgewater Cartel.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=22749570413&sid=1
/sniff
It's ending!
This thread has been there since shortly after I first start going to the forums, about a month after I started playing WoW. It introduced me to a lot of awesome people, and now we are going to be running a guild based on this thread come Cataclysm.
Also: WE GOT A NPC IN GAME! HAH! \o/
FOR MIDA SILVERTONGUE! FOR THE BILGEWATER! FOR HER TALLNESS/TALLEST!
May Gallywix be sent many "giftbaskets." Amen.
/adjusts fruit to hide the ticking bomb in said giftbasket.
brian Nov 17th 2010 1:18PM
By Gold on high, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Debt, I will fear no legal
(response).
And verily will Gallywix be smited, amen.
kamodius Nov 18th 2010 10:38PM
"You wake up in Razor Hill...."
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=21042558095&sid=1&pageNo=1
Dusk is a goddamn genius.
Crowqueen Nov 17th 2010 11:53AM
Begging letters for vanilla realms.
Only, of course, because the people who currently post these threads will want pre-Cata realms instead.
Verine Nov 17th 2010 11:50AM
My finest moment is when somebody asked about how to get a Blue to answer a post. I said that Blue postings are pretty much random, but we might be able to get a Green (MVP). Let's set a trap!
Epic Engineering schematic
2-3 other Engineering things to see if Palehoof would find it
and sure enough Palehoof did reply back! He said that he didn't normally look at that forum but he just happened to see it.
I felt like I had won the internets!
Asuul Nov 17th 2010 11:59AM
I'd miss the various posts my GM has participated in, doing his best Mengsk impression with reference to recent events on the realm. One of my favourites was: "You jackals think you can come into this forum and falsify facts against me? This thread is over."
Also, that thread with that guy trying to hook up with the chick he sat in front of at blizzcon. BRB looking for ending to that story.
He didn't find her Q_Q
Asuul Nov 17th 2010 12:02PM
Edit: Also how they had no idea what he was doing, even when he went through almost the entire speech at the end of Terran SC1 campaign.
Jake Nov 17th 2010 12:39PM
The Manliest Tanking.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=26137155155
Gleithan Nov 17th 2010 12:50PM
My favorite has to be:
"Skinning a bear should aggro every bears
in a 40 yard radius. It makes sense, you are actually skinning their best friend."
Can't find the original thread though.
(This was in response to an old patch change that caused mobs to aggro you if you hit an herb or ore node near them.)
Moomoomoo Nov 17th 2010 12:54PM
GOON SQUAD HAS THE THERAMORE FLIGHT MASTER
dinnercoat Nov 17th 2010 12:57PM
I still love this comment by Lesetmoe for "Drape of the Deadly Foe" from wowhead. I think back when Naxx was in fashion I was just oogling loot and reading comments and stumbled across this gem. It's about halfway down since can't directly link the specific comment.
http://www.wowhead.com/item=40403#comments
Piisuke Nov 17th 2010 1:06PM
The topic where a kid, clearly not being that great in the English language has a petty rant about how druids are overpowered and rants about all the shapeshifting abilities. Forgot who made the topic, but it was good fun. He basically complaining the Druids could come out of Cat Form and then heal and that stuff. Too bad I forgot the topic.
RetPallyJil Nov 17th 2010 1:08PM
I AM THE RET!
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=5784442658&sid=1
(I have a macro even now that quotes,
"I will give you a hint - it rhymes with "OH GOD SHE IS THE RET!!" )
Danny Nov 17th 2010 1:30PM
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=2366693453&sid=1
Animal forms made me chuckle!
Cathubodva Nov 17th 2010 1:44PM
For those of us from Sentinels, Gerd's "In the Hand of the Scourge" thread is incredible.
Cathubodva Nov 17th 2010 1:46PM
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11932693&sid=1 prepare to be captivated by an amazing story. We've requested repeatedly that this get stickied but Blizz forum mods failed us hardcore.