Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid

The troll article's been the most requested among the lore articles I've been writing. Trolls are such an infrequently played race that I'm at a loss to understand this phenomenon. The only plausible explanations are that existing troll players are among the most fanatical in the game, or that there's a large and eager population of people who've been dying for the chance to have a troll druid while refusing to play a troll of any other class.
By the way, if you're at all interested in how this series has done so far in terms of popularity for the individual races, I'll have a quick look at that next week, before getting into the 4.0.3a guide. As of now, the worgen article has been the most popular, followed closely by the night elves. Tauren are dead last, by a margin of several thousand hits. I'm madly curious to see how the troll article's going to do.
The full series is available here:
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a night elf druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a tauren druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a worgen druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid
Considering the trolls
Random facts:Look, mon; dragons are dumb. The elves, they brought the demons to the world, they killed millions and split de world apart, and what do the dragons do? 'Here be your magic tree! Enjoy being immortal!' And trolls? We fight de bugs, we fight Hakkar, we fight de Scourge, we fight da humans and elves -- yeah, dey all invaders, scratchin' and crowin' on land that ain't theirs!
Ysera, maybe, she OK. But you put your trust in da loa. Dragons are stupid, dey play favorites, and you gotta accept we ain't one.
- Trolls have historically numbered among the least-played races in the game. As of the last data available from August 2010, they clock in at 4 percent of player characters, fighting gnomes and dwarves for the bottom of the population barrel. Some 29.4 percent of troll characters are female, and 70.6 percent are male.
- It's widely speculated among players that trolls were the first sentient mortal race to have inhabited Azeroth and that elves are descended from a group of trolls who lived around the original Well of Eternity. While this would explain the physical similarity between the two races (particularly the ears), to my knowledge, it hasn't been confirmed by any official source.
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The Darkspear are a remnant of the now-defunct Gurubashi Empire. While physically the smallest of the jungle trolls (something Blizzard's addressed with the use of the bulked-up troll model for non-Darkspear NPCs), they are widely believed to be the most intelligent.
It's possible that the Darkspear are the most intelligent of the Horde races (at least until goblins come along, and then it's a dead heat), and Vol'jin's been in Thrall's throne room since day one for a reason. The Darkspear know the territory and the challenges the Horde faces in its efforts to establish a foothold, and they bring an unrepentant sense of pragmatism to the inevitable conflicts. They wouldn't necessarily be the first people to consult if you're interested in drafting rules on war conduct, but they'd be your first port of call if you're interested in winning a fight. For a more concrete example, Varian Wrynn told Thrall to his face that the Alliance was just waiting for a more opportune moment to declare war. That's not a mistake Vol'jin would make. The leader of a tribe that's had to scramble for its own continued existence is more likely to sit back in Grommash Hold, hands steepled in front of him and observe: Telegraphing your intentions to an enemy in advance of your ability to act on them is stupid.
On a more psychological note, the Darkspear are unusually open to new ideas, perhaps the consequence of being one of the smaller and more picked-upon tribes among the Gurubashi. They don't feel obligated to respect the traditions of an empire that made their life miserable, and they're quick to assimilate any practice they deem useful. Having seen shamanism in action with the orcs and tauren, they picked it up in the brief period between Warcraft 3 and World of Warcraft -- and the process didn't stop there.
Come Cataclysm, they can be every class in the game barring the paladin, whose belief system they probably find laughable. There's an all-encompassing force out there emphasizing the spiritual unity of the universe and brotherhood between the races?
"Uh huh," say the trolls.
Why you might not want to play one The Darkspear have been on the short end of the stick for a while, and they've gotten used to approaching problems with a certain sense of moral flexibility. They are consummate survivors, but that's not really a compliment. From their perspective, right and wrong are cute little concepts invented by races growing fat off the land they stole from trolls. If you're fighting for your life, the distinction you make in combat is between things that keep you alive and things that don't. Anything else is a self-serving delusion. It's been a convenient line of thought for them to espouse given the hardships they've experienced, but these days, the Darkspear approach an unprecedented level of prosperity and stability. The closer they get to that point, the more the "Do what it takes" philosophy becomes cruelty for its own sake. They may reassess their approach to combat ... but then again, they may not.
I think it'd be fair to say that this is a resentful race, and that they may well overestimate the quality of the advice they offer given the rapidity of political change in Azeroth these days. Granted, they have a lot to resent; elves of all kinds have forced trolls off their land by the sheer weight of numbers or magic, and the enmity between the two races is doesn't look to abate in the future. Fortunately for Vol'jin and the Darkspear, they don't show too many signs of the traditional trollish refusal to face facts, but in Cataclysm, they find their voice in the Horde being marginalized to an uncomfortable degree. Are they going to counter this, or -- like countless troll empires before them -- will they rage fruitlessly against their declining influence while blaming everyone but themselves?
On a metagame note, trolls have long been plagued by some of the worst racials and most rushed art in the game. Female trolls have only one non-hideous face option (which has resulted in just about every player character looking exactly the same) and still, six years into the game, can't blink. It's long been thought that this was the result of both trolls and gnomes' somewhat late addition to the original game, a situation that Blizzard's moved to address with both races finally getting their own starting areas in Cataclysm. Still, the damage was done.
Allie's take Trolls: The most popular race that nobody plays. Theirs is an old culture with its own share of manufactured disasters, and Vol'jin bitterly resents not having his counsel heeded as Garrosh's influence rises. Trolls ask: Why go looking for trouble that you don't need? Why pick fights you can't win? Do you want to add to the ruins of civilizations all over Azeroth that made these mistakes? They've have had thousands of years to analyze their territorial losses to the elves and humans, and the Darkspear know better than anyone that the Horde isn't approaching potential conflict with the Alliance from a position of strength.
Within the beta, the goblin slums and the Darkspear neighborhood are cheek by jowl; one of the things I've wondered about is how much communication goes on between the two. The Forsaken and the blood elves have never had an extensive presence in Orgrimmar and probably don't care about Garrosh's frankly racist edict, but the Darkspear have had the experience of better treatment under Thrall. Now they're exiled from the main part of the city and, conveniently enough, housed next to another very smart, very cunning race. They may find common ground. If they do, Garrosh will have cause to regret a great many actions.
Racial attributes Troll racials have been a persistent sore point, and they've long been the butt of player jokes. While racials as a whole were improved in the jump to Wrath of the Lich King, troll racials still aren't particularly compelling, particularly if you play a druid.
- Beast Slaying Situationally useful, but mostly while leveling. You'll be killing a lot of animal mobs on the trek to level 85, but you'll be hard pressed to find them in most raids. However, Magmaw and Chimaeron in Blackwing Descent are both beast-type mobs, so at least two of them will be waiting for you in the Cataclysm endgame.
- Berserking This one's interesting. Note that it is not, strictly speaking, a haste increase, so it has no impact on the global cooldown or energy generation for cats. Overall, the racial is probably best for moonkin, but it's useful for bears (more white hits results in more rage), passably useful for resto unless you're just spamming instants (which you shouldn't be doing in Cataclysm), and kind of meh for cats, as it doesn't affect the majority of our damage.
- Bow Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use bows.
- Da Voodoo Shuffle Functionally useless, given that shapeshifting removes snares and roots much faster. Between Leader of the Pack and tiny shapeshifting costs in Cataclysm, even a feral will never run out of mana chain-shifting to escape snares.
- Regeneration This has been the subject of many a hyena laugh from players. However, it did give the wonderful blog Troll Racials Are Overpowered ("I'm regenerating five HP per second and there's nothing you can do about it") its motto, so it can't all bad.
- Throwing Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use throwing weapons.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Jonathan Nov 23rd 2010 9:10PM
so the question is......troll or worgen for me
Super Guest Man 9000 Nov 24th 2010 8:54AM
The answer is "BOTH"
uncaringbear Nov 23rd 2010 9:19PM
Bat flight form!
Tricia Nov 24th 2010 6:28AM
kyi kyi!
Farli Nov 23rd 2010 9:20PM
..Kind of a disappointing article, especially compared to the others you've done. Sure, you went into some information about the race itself, but this doesn't actually give me any real reason to consider (or not consider) playing a troll _druid_.
It focuses more on just playing a Troll, period.
I think you missed the mark with this one, guys. :/
Brett Porter Nov 23rd 2010 9:27PM
Gotta disagree with you. To me it read very similar to how the others were written. I liked it. :-)
uncaringbear Nov 23rd 2010 10:14PM
One could just read each of the druid race articles and then weigh the pro's and con's of each race based on the excellent information given in each article.
Not that big of a deal.
Hob Nov 23rd 2010 10:11PM
Well, since there's really no lore for troll druids except, 'hey, now you can be druids", this is going to be hard article to compare to, say, the one about night elf druids, where you could practically say the race IS the class. Night elf druids have an unbroken, never-forgotten lore going back thousands of years with dragons, and Eternity Wells, and demons, and naga, and satyrs, and love-triangles, and heroes-who-become-villains, and heroes-who-become-raid-bosses...
What do tauren have? They were druids, maybe the first, maybe not, forgot about it, almost went extinct (thanks, ancient night elf allies, for helping us out with that whole centaur-genocide-thing!), then picked it up again.
What do worgen have? They were druids, they hibernated or something, picked it up again.
It would be like writing a series of articles about "which race hates Arthas more" -- you could analyze the different betrayals, and battles, and conflicts, but, um... yeah, I'm just gonna go with the Forsaken on that one.
uncaringbear Nov 23rd 2010 10:14PM
One could just read each of the druid race articles and then weigh the pro's and con's of each race based on the excellent information given in each article.
Not that big of a deal.
roseclown Nov 24th 2010 1:56AM
Well, there is the story Zen'tabra tells you in the starting zone. I feel that could have been included in this article...
Allison Robert Nov 24th 2010 10:02AM
I'm sorry the article disappointed, but Hob's essentially correct on my reasons for skirting "troll druid lore" -- there's barely any to begin with. Blizzard did a quick about-face with the initial story peddled by Zen'tabra during the Echo Isles quest chain and made it clear that druidism is basically a "just happened" thing with the trolls. Their interaction with Gonk is only just before the Echo Isles chain, and the starting quests for the islands on live servers now make it clear that the retaking of the Isles was a very recent development.
So we're looking at a race that only picked up druidism within the last several weeks, or at most 1-3 months. I threw in a quick nod to this with the note concerning how the Darkspear assimilate useful practices quickly, but could have done a better job tying it into druidism specifically.
Farli Nov 25th 2010 8:31AM
@Hob and Allison:
Ah ha! Well, suddenly that makes more sense. :)
However, I didn't know that (the lack of lore available, that is, curse my inevitably incorrect assumption about Cataclysm!), and the article doesn't make mention of that, either! But it IS handy to know.
While I felt (and still feel) the post lacked druidic focus, it was a great Troll post -- I've rolled 2 trolls since reading this article. :D
longtoothwolfs Nov 23rd 2010 9:20PM
Strangely, I've always loved the troll race and its accompanying themes but I've yet to roll one. I think the Warlock race will change that but I can't really account for it.
It'll be interesting to see if the race dynamic changes after Cata has been around for a while.
Brett Porter Nov 23rd 2010 9:23PM
I've seriously considered re-making my tauren druid into a new troll druid... but I just can't get over the dayglo hair on the cats and bears. I love trolls but not as a druid. :-/
Maribel Nov 23rd 2010 10:10PM
Whereas I think the dayglo hair is the whole reason to play a troll druid.
Sorry, half the reason. The other half is bat form.
druselia Nov 23rd 2010 10:14PM
heh, i raced changed to a troll druid as soon as the servers came back up (that and my tauren pally), already loving her
EaterOfBirds Nov 23rd 2010 9:27PM
the main reason im changing is im bored of my tauren cause ive had him so long, and i dont want 3 of them once i make a holy cow, and nelfs and worgen are alliance, and thus out of the question (on my main server at least, horde all the way baby) though i hate nelfs regardless. the female trolls not blinking is actually really interesting, i had no idea! hinthint blizz give the old races a makeover some day. my main is a troll so im quite fond of them despite the art.
Steve Nov 23rd 2010 9:30PM
Excellent reading as I wait patiently in the queue to roll my very own Troll Druid...
Wolftech Nov 23rd 2010 9:34PM
Because playing one would require rolling horde?
GLORY TO THE ALLIANCE!
DEATH TO THE HORDE!
raingod Nov 23rd 2010 9:45PM
That's the best reason! Being Horde and killing the Alliance.