Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid

The troll article's been the most requested among the lore articles I've been writing. Trolls are such an infrequently played race that I'm at a loss to understand this phenomenon. The only plausible explanations are that existing troll players are among the most fanatical in the game, or that there's a large and eager population of people who've been dying for the chance to have a troll druid while refusing to play a troll of any other class.
By the way, if you're at all interested in how this series has done so far in terms of popularity for the individual races, I'll have a quick look at that next week, before getting into the 4.0.3a guide. As of now, the worgen article has been the most popular, followed closely by the night elves. Tauren are dead last, by a margin of several thousand hits. I'm madly curious to see how the troll article's going to do.
The full series is available here:
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a night elf druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a tauren druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a worgen druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid
Considering the trolls
Random facts:Look, mon; dragons are dumb. The elves, they brought the demons to the world, they killed millions and split de world apart, and what do the dragons do? 'Here be your magic tree! Enjoy being immortal!' And trolls? We fight de bugs, we fight Hakkar, we fight de Scourge, we fight da humans and elves -- yeah, dey all invaders, scratchin' and crowin' on land that ain't theirs!
Ysera, maybe, she OK. But you put your trust in da loa. Dragons are stupid, dey play favorites, and you gotta accept we ain't one.
- Trolls have historically numbered among the least-played races in the game. As of the last data available from August 2010, they clock in at 4 percent of player characters, fighting gnomes and dwarves for the bottom of the population barrel. Some 29.4 percent of troll characters are female, and 70.6 percent are male.
- It's widely speculated among players that trolls were the first sentient mortal race to have inhabited Azeroth and that elves are descended from a group of trolls who lived around the original Well of Eternity. While this would explain the physical similarity between the two races (particularly the ears), to my knowledge, it hasn't been confirmed by any official source.
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The Darkspear are a remnant of the now-defunct Gurubashi Empire. While physically the smallest of the jungle trolls (something Blizzard's addressed with the use of the bulked-up troll model for non-Darkspear NPCs), they are widely believed to be the most intelligent.
It's possible that the Darkspear are the most intelligent of the Horde races (at least until goblins come along, and then it's a dead heat), and Vol'jin's been in Thrall's throne room since day one for a reason. The Darkspear know the territory and the challenges the Horde faces in its efforts to establish a foothold, and they bring an unrepentant sense of pragmatism to the inevitable conflicts. They wouldn't necessarily be the first people to consult if you're interested in drafting rules on war conduct, but they'd be your first port of call if you're interested in winning a fight. For a more concrete example, Varian Wrynn told Thrall to his face that the Alliance was just waiting for a more opportune moment to declare war. That's not a mistake Vol'jin would make. The leader of a tribe that's had to scramble for its own continued existence is more likely to sit back in Grommash Hold, hands steepled in front of him and observe: Telegraphing your intentions to an enemy in advance of your ability to act on them is stupid.
On a more psychological note, the Darkspear are unusually open to new ideas, perhaps the consequence of being one of the smaller and more picked-upon tribes among the Gurubashi. They don't feel obligated to respect the traditions of an empire that made their life miserable, and they're quick to assimilate any practice they deem useful. Having seen shamanism in action with the orcs and tauren, they picked it up in the brief period between Warcraft 3 and World of Warcraft -- and the process didn't stop there.
Come Cataclysm, they can be every class in the game barring the paladin, whose belief system they probably find laughable. There's an all-encompassing force out there emphasizing the spiritual unity of the universe and brotherhood between the races?
"Uh huh," say the trolls.
Why you might not want to play one The Darkspear have been on the short end of the stick for a while, and they've gotten used to approaching problems with a certain sense of moral flexibility. They are consummate survivors, but that's not really a compliment. From their perspective, right and wrong are cute little concepts invented by races growing fat off the land they stole from trolls. If you're fighting for your life, the distinction you make in combat is between things that keep you alive and things that don't. Anything else is a self-serving delusion. It's been a convenient line of thought for them to espouse given the hardships they've experienced, but these days, the Darkspear approach an unprecedented level of prosperity and stability. The closer they get to that point, the more the "Do what it takes" philosophy becomes cruelty for its own sake. They may reassess their approach to combat ... but then again, they may not.
I think it'd be fair to say that this is a resentful race, and that they may well overestimate the quality of the advice they offer given the rapidity of political change in Azeroth these days. Granted, they have a lot to resent; elves of all kinds have forced trolls off their land by the sheer weight of numbers or magic, and the enmity between the two races is doesn't look to abate in the future. Fortunately for Vol'jin and the Darkspear, they don't show too many signs of the traditional trollish refusal to face facts, but in Cataclysm, they find their voice in the Horde being marginalized to an uncomfortable degree. Are they going to counter this, or -- like countless troll empires before them -- will they rage fruitlessly against their declining influence while blaming everyone but themselves?
On a metagame note, trolls have long been plagued by some of the worst racials and most rushed art in the game. Female trolls have only one non-hideous face option (which has resulted in just about every player character looking exactly the same) and still, six years into the game, can't blink. It's long been thought that this was the result of both trolls and gnomes' somewhat late addition to the original game, a situation that Blizzard's moved to address with both races finally getting their own starting areas in Cataclysm. Still, the damage was done.
Allie's take Trolls: The most popular race that nobody plays. Theirs is an old culture with its own share of manufactured disasters, and Vol'jin bitterly resents not having his counsel heeded as Garrosh's influence rises. Trolls ask: Why go looking for trouble that you don't need? Why pick fights you can't win? Do you want to add to the ruins of civilizations all over Azeroth that made these mistakes? They've have had thousands of years to analyze their territorial losses to the elves and humans, and the Darkspear know better than anyone that the Horde isn't approaching potential conflict with the Alliance from a position of strength.
Within the beta, the goblin slums and the Darkspear neighborhood are cheek by jowl; one of the things I've wondered about is how much communication goes on between the two. The Forsaken and the blood elves have never had an extensive presence in Orgrimmar and probably don't care about Garrosh's frankly racist edict, but the Darkspear have had the experience of better treatment under Thrall. Now they're exiled from the main part of the city and, conveniently enough, housed next to another very smart, very cunning race. They may find common ground. If they do, Garrosh will have cause to regret a great many actions.
Racial attributes Troll racials have been a persistent sore point, and they've long been the butt of player jokes. While racials as a whole were improved in the jump to Wrath of the Lich King, troll racials still aren't particularly compelling, particularly if you play a druid.
- Beast Slaying Situationally useful, but mostly while leveling. You'll be killing a lot of animal mobs on the trek to level 85, but you'll be hard pressed to find them in most raids. However, Magmaw and Chimaeron in Blackwing Descent are both beast-type mobs, so at least two of them will be waiting for you in the Cataclysm endgame.
- Berserking This one's interesting. Note that it is not, strictly speaking, a haste increase, so it has no impact on the global cooldown or energy generation for cats. Overall, the racial is probably best for moonkin, but it's useful for bears (more white hits results in more rage), passably useful for resto unless you're just spamming instants (which you shouldn't be doing in Cataclysm), and kind of meh for cats, as it doesn't affect the majority of our damage.
- Bow Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use bows.
- Da Voodoo Shuffle Functionally useless, given that shapeshifting removes snares and roots much faster. Between Leader of the Pack and tiny shapeshifting costs in Cataclysm, even a feral will never run out of mana chain-shifting to escape snares.
- Regeneration This has been the subject of many a hyena laugh from players. However, it did give the wonderful blog Troll Racials Are Overpowered ("I'm regenerating five HP per second and there's nothing you can do about it") its motto, so it can't all bad.
- Throwing Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use throwing weapons.
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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 5)
Oteo Nov 23rd 2010 9:35PM
I love the trolls. From a roleplay standpoint, I like to imagine them as being much crueler than other races because of their regenerative ability. Like scratching each other up with knives is child's play, because you'll heal faster than other races.
Kylenne Nov 23rd 2010 9:39PM
You forgot the most important reason to play a troll:
Trolls be flippin' out, mon.
JC_Icefox Nov 23rd 2010 9:56PM
You come get da voodoo.
/waggle Hi-Liter eyebrows
Hob Nov 23rd 2010 10:02PM
Completely agree. I'm interested in what troll moonkins are going to look like, but I think I'm going to roll a troll warlock instead.
Also, although I love Cairne, it's really hard to beat Vol'Jin for awesome Horde leaders.
http://wow.joystiq.com/2010/01/26/ask-a-faction-leader-voljin
sterrin Nov 23rd 2010 10:39PM
@Hob
I race changed mine over this afternoon. Troll moonkins have horns like the (evil) night elves, and are red, much like the moonkins you may see in the Hinterlands.
Hob Nov 24th 2010 3:36PM
@sterrin
Thanks for the info! I am really looking forward to leveling a troll moonkin now!
poggg Nov 23rd 2010 9:39PM
Trolls are also one of the LEAST populous races in the Horde - the Darkspear, at least. They've had to leave their home several times, and have lost the vast majority of their population. In fact, in lore, they probably clock in at around 1000 able bodied trolls, prior to the Druids rejoining them. There's more NOW, but they're still quite a small race.
Trolls as a whole are all over the place, but the Darkspear are sad, and broken. But they keep on trucking, because HELL YEAH, THEY'RE THE FRICKIN' DARKSPEAR.
Nawaf Nov 23rd 2010 9:58PM
That's mentioned in The Shattering, too. Baine was thinking of where to seek help. He said the darkspear trolls are too few.
They're few in lore as they are few in WoW.
Rufio Nov 23rd 2010 9:45PM
Anyone else here *only* play trolls?
I've got 5 and will be adding a druid to the family this evening.Would be very interested to know if others here share my feelings.
I wouldn't play anything else! :-D
DayDreamer Nov 23rd 2010 11:15PM
Not *all*, but still probably my favorite Horde race.
I've wanted to play a druid for a while, but couldn't bring myself to play a Tauren.
xiani Nov 24th 2010 4:48AM
Almost. Up until now my druid has had to be a cow for obvious reasons, but that will change!
And I will have to have a goblin as well of course, but I think of them as just smaller, greedier trolls! And as it speculates in the article, they do seem our most natural allies in the Horde.
xiani Nov 24th 2010 4:46AM
Almost. Up until now my druid has had to be a cow for obvious reasons, but that will change!
And I will have to have a goblin as well of course, but I think of them as just smaller, greedier trolls! And as it speculates in the article, they do seem our most natural allies in the Horde.
Juzelle Nov 24th 2010 7:02AM
All, with one exception: I have a female orc warrior who is an absolute beast in pvp. I've tried playing other races, but none of them do it for me like the darkspears :3
HappyFunBall Nov 24th 2010 11:45AM
I've always loved the Trolls. I have a few Tauren characters, but now I play Trolls more often than the other races.
Kunikenwad! Nov 24th 2010 12:12PM
Heck yeah! 2 troll shaman, troll hunter, troll death knight, soon-to-be troll druid. I also love the dwarves (priest, shaman). Maybe I'm just contrarian and love to like things that others don't? I dunno.
FOR KHAZ MODAN ... TAZ'DINGO!
Rufio Nov 24th 2010 3:25PM
Awesome! So I'm not alone! Thanks for that guys!
smg77 Nov 23rd 2010 9:50PM
Is the troll flight form working? One of my guildmates switched but when he went to flight form he was still a bird but he logged in before all of the patches were downloaded so I thought that might have something to do with it.
I just want to know for sure that it's working before I switch my cow over.
Magma Nov 23rd 2010 10:16PM
it's not working
Shane Alguire Nov 23rd 2010 9:56PM
So excited, pick me!
Boozard Nov 23rd 2010 9:59PM
trolls are the only race untouched by retconn probably because they received so little attention in the warcraft franchise. but i like them because they are the true natives of azeroth and their lore has probably been the most consistent of all the races. they are like the indians driven from their lands which makes them both tragic and ruthless.
i do not understand why people shun trolls. like i always say... belfs are nothing more than hideously deformed trolls.