Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid

The troll article's been the most requested among the lore articles I've been writing. Trolls are such an infrequently played race that I'm at a loss to understand this phenomenon. The only plausible explanations are that existing troll players are among the most fanatical in the game, or that there's a large and eager population of people who've been dying for the chance to have a troll druid while refusing to play a troll of any other class.
By the way, if you're at all interested in how this series has done so far in terms of popularity for the individual races, I'll have a quick look at that next week, before getting into the 4.0.3a guide. As of now, the worgen article has been the most popular, followed closely by the night elves. Tauren are dead last, by a margin of several thousand hits. I'm madly curious to see how the troll article's going to do.
The full series is available here:
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a night elf druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a tauren druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a worgen druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid
Considering the trolls
Random facts:Look, mon; dragons are dumb. The elves, they brought the demons to the world, they killed millions and split de world apart, and what do the dragons do? 'Here be your magic tree! Enjoy being immortal!' And trolls? We fight de bugs, we fight Hakkar, we fight de Scourge, we fight da humans and elves -- yeah, dey all invaders, scratchin' and crowin' on land that ain't theirs!
Ysera, maybe, she OK. But you put your trust in da loa. Dragons are stupid, dey play favorites, and you gotta accept we ain't one.
- Trolls have historically numbered among the least-played races in the game. As of the last data available from August 2010, they clock in at 4 percent of player characters, fighting gnomes and dwarves for the bottom of the population barrel. Some 29.4 percent of troll characters are female, and 70.6 percent are male.
- It's widely speculated among players that trolls were the first sentient mortal race to have inhabited Azeroth and that elves are descended from a group of trolls who lived around the original Well of Eternity. While this would explain the physical similarity between the two races (particularly the ears), to my knowledge, it hasn't been confirmed by any official source.
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The Darkspear are a remnant of the now-defunct Gurubashi Empire. While physically the smallest of the jungle trolls (something Blizzard's addressed with the use of the bulked-up troll model for non-Darkspear NPCs), they are widely believed to be the most intelligent.
It's possible that the Darkspear are the most intelligent of the Horde races (at least until goblins come along, and then it's a dead heat), and Vol'jin's been in Thrall's throne room since day one for a reason. The Darkspear know the territory and the challenges the Horde faces in its efforts to establish a foothold, and they bring an unrepentant sense of pragmatism to the inevitable conflicts. They wouldn't necessarily be the first people to consult if you're interested in drafting rules on war conduct, but they'd be your first port of call if you're interested in winning a fight. For a more concrete example, Varian Wrynn told Thrall to his face that the Alliance was just waiting for a more opportune moment to declare war. That's not a mistake Vol'jin would make. The leader of a tribe that's had to scramble for its own continued existence is more likely to sit back in Grommash Hold, hands steepled in front of him and observe: Telegraphing your intentions to an enemy in advance of your ability to act on them is stupid.
On a more psychological note, the Darkspear are unusually open to new ideas, perhaps the consequence of being one of the smaller and more picked-upon tribes among the Gurubashi. They don't feel obligated to respect the traditions of an empire that made their life miserable, and they're quick to assimilate any practice they deem useful. Having seen shamanism in action with the orcs and tauren, they picked it up in the brief period between Warcraft 3 and World of Warcraft -- and the process didn't stop there.
Come Cataclysm, they can be every class in the game barring the paladin, whose belief system they probably find laughable. There's an all-encompassing force out there emphasizing the spiritual unity of the universe and brotherhood between the races?
"Uh huh," say the trolls.
Why you might not want to play one The Darkspear have been on the short end of the stick for a while, and they've gotten used to approaching problems with a certain sense of moral flexibility. They are consummate survivors, but that's not really a compliment. From their perspective, right and wrong are cute little concepts invented by races growing fat off the land they stole from trolls. If you're fighting for your life, the distinction you make in combat is between things that keep you alive and things that don't. Anything else is a self-serving delusion. It's been a convenient line of thought for them to espouse given the hardships they've experienced, but these days, the Darkspear approach an unprecedented level of prosperity and stability. The closer they get to that point, the more the "Do what it takes" philosophy becomes cruelty for its own sake. They may reassess their approach to combat ... but then again, they may not.
I think it'd be fair to say that this is a resentful race, and that they may well overestimate the quality of the advice they offer given the rapidity of political change in Azeroth these days. Granted, they have a lot to resent; elves of all kinds have forced trolls off their land by the sheer weight of numbers or magic, and the enmity between the two races is doesn't look to abate in the future. Fortunately for Vol'jin and the Darkspear, they don't show too many signs of the traditional trollish refusal to face facts, but in Cataclysm, they find their voice in the Horde being marginalized to an uncomfortable degree. Are they going to counter this, or -- like countless troll empires before them -- will they rage fruitlessly against their declining influence while blaming everyone but themselves?
On a metagame note, trolls have long been plagued by some of the worst racials and most rushed art in the game. Female trolls have only one non-hideous face option (which has resulted in just about every player character looking exactly the same) and still, six years into the game, can't blink. It's long been thought that this was the result of both trolls and gnomes' somewhat late addition to the original game, a situation that Blizzard's moved to address with both races finally getting their own starting areas in Cataclysm. Still, the damage was done.
Allie's take Trolls: The most popular race that nobody plays. Theirs is an old culture with its own share of manufactured disasters, and Vol'jin bitterly resents not having his counsel heeded as Garrosh's influence rises. Trolls ask: Why go looking for trouble that you don't need? Why pick fights you can't win? Do you want to add to the ruins of civilizations all over Azeroth that made these mistakes? They've have had thousands of years to analyze their territorial losses to the elves and humans, and the Darkspear know better than anyone that the Horde isn't approaching potential conflict with the Alliance from a position of strength.
Within the beta, the goblin slums and the Darkspear neighborhood are cheek by jowl; one of the things I've wondered about is how much communication goes on between the two. The Forsaken and the blood elves have never had an extensive presence in Orgrimmar and probably don't care about Garrosh's frankly racist edict, but the Darkspear have had the experience of better treatment under Thrall. Now they're exiled from the main part of the city and, conveniently enough, housed next to another very smart, very cunning race. They may find common ground. If they do, Garrosh will have cause to regret a great many actions.
Racial attributes Troll racials have been a persistent sore point, and they've long been the butt of player jokes. While racials as a whole were improved in the jump to Wrath of the Lich King, troll racials still aren't particularly compelling, particularly if you play a druid.
- Beast Slaying Situationally useful, but mostly while leveling. You'll be killing a lot of animal mobs on the trek to level 85, but you'll be hard pressed to find them in most raids. However, Magmaw and Chimaeron in Blackwing Descent are both beast-type mobs, so at least two of them will be waiting for you in the Cataclysm endgame.
- Berserking This one's interesting. Note that it is not, strictly speaking, a haste increase, so it has no impact on the global cooldown or energy generation for cats. Overall, the racial is probably best for moonkin, but it's useful for bears (more white hits results in more rage), passably useful for resto unless you're just spamming instants (which you shouldn't be doing in Cataclysm), and kind of meh for cats, as it doesn't affect the majority of our damage.
- Bow Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use bows.
- Da Voodoo Shuffle Functionally useless, given that shapeshifting removes snares and roots much faster. Between Leader of the Pack and tiny shapeshifting costs in Cataclysm, even a feral will never run out of mana chain-shifting to escape snares.
- Regeneration This has been the subject of many a hyena laugh from players. However, it did give the wonderful blog Troll Racials Are Overpowered ("I'm regenerating five HP per second and there's nothing you can do about it") its motto, so it can't all bad.
- Throwing Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use throwing weapons.
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 5)
Sharvis Nov 23rd 2010 9:59PM
Trolls are great but do tend to suffer smaller numbers. Even so, there were a TON of trolls on the Echo Isles today. I mostly saw druids, but I did spot a warlock here or a mage there. I'm hoping that with the new classes, and in time races, the populations will be more spread out.
By the way, I found that despite their less than fortunate spot in Orgrimmar, the Darkspear have a bank and AH right next to each other. You don't have to move to use one or the other. The mailbox is still a trip down some stairs, but not too far.
Shane Alguire Nov 23rd 2010 9:59PM
So excited, pick me!
JaimeRavenholdt Nov 23rd 2010 10:14PM
Hey there, I'm a former Troll Rogue.
Vousdeux of Burning Blade-US, circa vanilla WoW. I raided with Malevolence and was the Rogue class leader.
Why don't I play a Troll anymore you ask? Purely aesthetic reasons.
When my male Troll wears a cloak, it floats off their back at an awkward angle. So much in fact that there's a noticeable space between my character's spine and the cloak itself.
My second peeve is the lack of boots. I understand Trolls have very different feet, but I would have loved something more than ankle bracelets.
My third is the angle at which the player's view camera is set and the character itself. It feels like my character is a little too tall for where it's placed.
My fourth is the 2h weapon animation. Of course, I could rant about the Blood Elf male one as well, but I digress. The angle at which they hold a 2h weapon is a little unrealistic, I think. Those maces are heavy, and they don't really place their hands where the weight can be distributed evenly, for example. They treat it more like a baseball bat.
My fifth issue is their posture. Many Horde races tend to have some kind of posture issue, but Trolls are hunchbacks. While I think they need to retain the essence of their skeletal structure, it does need a touch up. I also think it's why there is an issue with the cloak graphic.
All of these issues could be solved with the long awaited avatar update. I would love to see these things addressed. Now, I know there are some players out there that absolutely love what I've dubbed floaty cloak (I'd like to meet you, truly), but I honestly think Troll males aren't that aesthetically appealing.
I don't know, guys. I've actually come to a point where I have a third up and coming Rogue (Goblin) and I need to make room on my account. I still have my Troll Rogue and I can't bring myself to delete him for nostalgia's sake. I'll probably never play him again.
tl;dr version: I love Trolls, I love their lore, but they desperately need a graphical update.
roseclown Nov 24th 2010 2:02AM
You could gender change him? Still troll, still awesome, and without the cape lul. Or you can turn off the cape. :D
And really, ALL races could use a graphical update. The reason why I can't play the vast majority of male characters is because THEY HAVE NO WRISTS.
It freakin' BOTHERS me.
The male humans have a 'derp' face, the orcs have shoulders of doom, the Draenei males have a chest that jiggles when they run, the Night Elves have popeye arms...
You get the point. All races have their issues (except BE guys, but they are too pretty for me. And the way they run reminds me of a hunchback). It's really a matter of preference on which issues bother you the most. I love the musculature of the troll males, that they have wrists, their lanky build, etc.
Basically, I feel ya. I know what it's like to have a character you used to love now sitting on the shelf. But dude... these graphic issues are present with everyone, even the BC races. Goblins and BE's seem to be the only ones who got off fairly scot-free.
alpha5099 Nov 24th 2010 3:43AM
@Roseclown
Male Draenei's chests jiggle when they run? My main is a male Draenei and I have literally never noticed that. Hmm. Hopefully you haven't pointed something out I'd rather not have seen.
JaimeRavenholdt Nov 24th 2010 1:45PM
@Roseclown
I only play male characters. I feel like I shouldn't have to turn off my cape, either. :P
It's true. I also don't play my vanilla Nelf Warrior due to the Popeye limbs, walk, run, and cloak animations.
I feel even Belf males have their issues. The way they stand is kind of funky, like some anime super hero. But yes, they're better than most.
I used to play a Draenei Warrior, too. I got annoyed by their cloak animations and their overall stance.
Maybe I'm just picky.
Murdertime Nov 23rd 2010 11:11PM
In regards to their posture, you do get the weird issue that when they stand up straight, the Trolls are the tallest PC race.
Edymnion Nov 23rd 2010 11:31PM
Oh sweet Jebus yes, I've been questing like crazy on my new Troll Druid, and he is awesome. Rave Kitty mode is unquestionably a blast, and the bat flight form just puts them heads above every other druid in the game.
These guys could have 0 racial abilities and still make the most awesome druids for me to play, I love 'em.
And for the record, my Hunter is also a troll, mainly because he holds his bow sideways. Been waiting for this day since it was first announced, and it did not disappoint in the slightest!
Chetti Nov 23rd 2010 11:39PM
I am looking forward to playing a troll druid. I've got a night elf (80) and a tauren (72), planning both a troll and a worgen.
I have a baby troll shaman that I was leveling to see if I liked being a shaman as an option for a future goblin.. that and because it was the only healing class that I hadn't tried yet.
I think I will like being a troll, the images I've seen of the forms (neon!) look really cool.. that and flight form being NOT a bird, that'll be nice. I wish they wore shoes, but I've been looking at tauren hooves for a while, so its ok. I've got to read up on the lore and all, but over all I'm looking forward to it.
Kaylith Nov 24th 2010 12:59AM
Troll Druids make sense, especially for feral. Why shouldn't it when they worship loa (animal gods)?
werewolf8604 Nov 24th 2010 2:00AM
/beginrant
Trolls aren't played for racials....Trolls are played for style!
Originally I started out as an Undead Warrior and lover of undead in general. Once I reached 60 (back in vanilla) I saw my troll warrior buddy and always loved the way armor looked on him and his style of fighting. I still loved my UD war throughout all of vanilla, but he just lacked the style of my friends character. Once BC hit I power leveled my UD war to 70, but finally came to the realization I just didn't like him as much as I used to.
I decided to reroll a troll warrior, and power leveled him all the way to 70...and I haven't looked back since. (I also made my UD war Draenei :D). I mainly play trolls on each of my alts to!
Yea...I get griefed about their racials pretty often, but I also get compliments like "Wow troll warrior! You look tight!" and stuff like that. I never did care much for racials. Skill matters most anyways, imo (unless you are a hardcore min/maxer kind of person).
As the truthful saying goes: Once you go troll, you never reroll.
/endrant
FraterF93 Nov 24th 2010 2:51AM
Cant wait to roll my troll druid! I have a troll huntard, troll shammy, and troll DK already >.
FraterF93 Nov 24th 2010 2:55AM
Cant wait to roll my troll druid! I have a troll huntard, troll shammy, and troll DK already >.
Marwynn Nov 27th 2010 1:49PM
I have to point something out. The article, for some reason, brings up Varian Wrynn and how he'd declare war on the Horde at the right time and calls that stupid. Nevermind that it was more of a threat and that war is a foregone conclusion.
But the thing is, with the new Troll starting area, Vol'jin shows you what went down between him and Garrosh.
Vol'jin pretty much threatens Garrosh's life. Telling Garrosh to watch his back because Vol'jin will end it with an arrow to his heart.
So much for steeple-fingered machinations, huh?
Allison Robert Nov 24th 2010 10:41AM
I leveled through the new troll starting area on the beta and that's something I thought about while writing this article, but Vol'jin's "conversation" with Garrosh isn't really equivalent to Varian's premature threat. This is how I see it, although I acknowledge that not everyone will:
The conversation between Varian and Thrall is a meeting of ostensibly neutral parties: The Alliance and the Horde are not in a formal state of war at the time, and still -- strictly speaking -- aren't now. However, Varian's threats at both the Undercity and in Dalaran make it fairly obvious that the Horde should prepare for Alliance hostilities in short order. I like Varian as a character a bit more than I did previously (though I still think that Blizzard made a serious mistake leaving so much of his characterization to the novels and comics), but by any measure, this is still dumb. His threats aren't being made the weight of other Alliance leaders brought to bear; they're emotional responses to stressful situations.
Vol'jin and Garrosh are allies when their conversation takes place, and still allied afterwards. Vol'jin's been around the orcs long enough to know that their politics are conducted with a sort of chest-thumping bravado; there's a certain peacockesque quality to how the orcs run things. They strut and puff and pontificate about honor and a host of other inconsequential matters while attempting to deal with something. He also sees Garrosh eject all non-orc/tauren from outside the center of Orgrimmar because they're "too weak" to adequately defend the heart of the city. Vol'jin isn't declaring war on the orcs; he's attempting to influence Horde policy. His threat is being made from within the context of Horde politics, not as a challenge to the system as a whole. I see it arising from the need to convey both trollish strength and the stupidity of pointless bellicosity to Garrosh. The ultimate aim is to remind Garrosh that not everyone is on board with what he plans to do.
Varian and Vol'jin's threats look similar on the outside, but they weren't meant to accomplish the same ends. Varian's outburst is an early, unofficial declaration of war; Vol'jin's threat is a defense of his race and a reminder to Garrosh that he can't make policy without deriving consent from other Horde races. The Darkspear don't intend to leave the Horde; they need the orcs. Unfortunately for Garrosh, the orcs also need the rest of the Horde races, particularly if Garrosh can't keep his dumb mouth shut.
Anyway, that's how I see it.
roseclown Nov 24th 2010 11:38PM
@Allison
Full agreement from me.
Marwynn Dec 2nd 2010 3:19PM
I'm going to respectfully disagree. Vol'jin's threat is thus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jg11_E3DfQ&playnext=1&list=PL2B09CC0A82B698B5&index=20
I prefer this version with its cooler voice acting.
"Ya be no warchief of mine."
"I know exactly what I'll be doin' about it, son of Hellscream. I'll watch and wait as ya people slowly become aware of ya ineptitude. I'll laugh as they grow ta despise ya as I do.
And when the time comes day ya failure is complete and ya "power" is meaningless, I will be there ta end ya rule swiftly and silently.
Ya will spend ya reign glancin' over ya shoulda and fearin' the shadows, for when the time comes and ya blood be slowly drainin' out, ya will know exactly who fired the arrow dat pierced ya heart."
As for Varian's outbursts... good for him. Here's what he said in the Ulduar trailer:
"At the Wrathgate, the Horde's "partnership" killed more of our men than the Scourge! I'm done with your Horde. May this Death God take you all."
Is that what you meant about telegraphing his intent for war? He's pretty much saying he's done trying to work in conjunction with them. Now, what he says in the Undercity is a declaration of war:
"I was away for too long. My absence cost us the lives of some of our greatest heroes. Trash like you and this evil witch were allowed to roam free -- unchecked.
The time has come to make things right. To disband your treacherous kingdom of murderers and thieves. Putress was the first strike. Many more will come. I've waited a long time for this, Thrall. For every time I was thrown into one of your damned arenas... for every time I killed a green-skinned aberration like you... I could only think of one thing. What our world could be without you and your twisted Horde... It ends now, Warchief. ATTACK! FOR STORMWIND! FOR BOLVAR! FOR THE ALLIANCE!"
He's a monarch. It may be the Alliance but he's its leader and if he knows he'll have their support in this. This comes right after the Wrathgate after all, and emotions would be running high for everyone. Also, let's not discount the fear of the Forsaken plague used in the attack. He may not have consulted with the other Alliance leaders but I'm fairly certain they'd have been behind him on it.
I'm sorry, I don't see this genteel and subtle point Vol'jin was making. His entire point was that Garrosh is incompetent, the rest of the Horde will see it, and he will be the one to kill him.
Both Varian's reaction at the Undercity and Vol'jin's "conversation" with Garrosh were emotionally driven, but I disagree with your two points.
What exactly did you want Varian to accomplish? Keep silent, build an army, and declare war officially by striking first in secret attacks? That may be "wise" but it's certainly not honourable. He's from the Kingdom of Azeroth, of good ol' Stormwind, raised from birth to fight and follow certain codes. Surgical attacks are well and good, but to him and really to probably most Alliance citizens, it wouldn't do well for their pride to build an army in secret and attack.
Vol'jin's crazy. And I like him for it.
alpha5099 Nov 24th 2010 3:38AM
The "one non-hideous face option" for Troll females? I don't get that. That face just looks insipid and baby-faced to me. And frankly, I think it just makes a troll look dumb; it's got a blank stare and nothing going on behind the eyes. Nothing like what a troll should look like. I don't play a troll to look pretty, and I for one will never use that face. There are plenty of female face options, use em!
Maribel Nov 24th 2010 4:43AM
I think the new character creation screen may help with that? I hope so, anyway. The old screen's way of forcing you to look up at the character from below made several of the faces look considerably more scowly and lined than they really are, in my opinion. I was able to find a look for my new druid that I liked that wasn't The One Face, but I hadn't had much luck with that before this update.
WildHarp Nov 24th 2010 3:43AM
I think male Trolls are frickin' hot. I mean, yeah, their posture isn't great and neither are their faces. But undress them and look at those muscles. Mmmmmmm... :-D
My Troll girl is my favourite character and Trolls are my favourite race from the viewpoint of lore, appearance, culture, accent, /dance animation... everything.
Spirits be wid ya, mon!