Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid

The troll article's been the most requested among the lore articles I've been writing. Trolls are such an infrequently played race that I'm at a loss to understand this phenomenon. The only plausible explanations are that existing troll players are among the most fanatical in the game, or that there's a large and eager population of people who've been dying for the chance to have a troll druid while refusing to play a troll of any other class.
By the way, if you're at all interested in how this series has done so far in terms of popularity for the individual races, I'll have a quick look at that next week, before getting into the 4.0.3a guide. As of now, the worgen article has been the most popular, followed closely by the night elves. Tauren are dead last, by a margin of several thousand hits. I'm madly curious to see how the troll article's going to do.
The full series is available here:
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a night elf druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a tauren druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a worgen druid
- Shifting Perspectives: Why (or why not) to play a troll druid
Considering the trolls
Random facts:Look, mon; dragons are dumb. The elves, they brought the demons to the world, they killed millions and split de world apart, and what do the dragons do? 'Here be your magic tree! Enjoy being immortal!' And trolls? We fight de bugs, we fight Hakkar, we fight de Scourge, we fight da humans and elves -- yeah, dey all invaders, scratchin' and crowin' on land that ain't theirs!
Ysera, maybe, she OK. But you put your trust in da loa. Dragons are stupid, dey play favorites, and you gotta accept we ain't one.
- Trolls have historically numbered among the least-played races in the game. As of the last data available from August 2010, they clock in at 4 percent of player characters, fighting gnomes and dwarves for the bottom of the population barrel. Some 29.4 percent of troll characters are female, and 70.6 percent are male.
- It's widely speculated among players that trolls were the first sentient mortal race to have inhabited Azeroth and that elves are descended from a group of trolls who lived around the original Well of Eternity. While this would explain the physical similarity between the two races (particularly the ears), to my knowledge, it hasn't been confirmed by any official source.
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The Darkspear are a remnant of the now-defunct Gurubashi Empire. While physically the smallest of the jungle trolls (something Blizzard's addressed with the use of the bulked-up troll model for non-Darkspear NPCs), they are widely believed to be the most intelligent.
It's possible that the Darkspear are the most intelligent of the Horde races (at least until goblins come along, and then it's a dead heat), and Vol'jin's been in Thrall's throne room since day one for a reason. The Darkspear know the territory and the challenges the Horde faces in its efforts to establish a foothold, and they bring an unrepentant sense of pragmatism to the inevitable conflicts. They wouldn't necessarily be the first people to consult if you're interested in drafting rules on war conduct, but they'd be your first port of call if you're interested in winning a fight. For a more concrete example, Varian Wrynn told Thrall to his face that the Alliance was just waiting for a more opportune moment to declare war. That's not a mistake Vol'jin would make. The leader of a tribe that's had to scramble for its own continued existence is more likely to sit back in Grommash Hold, hands steepled in front of him and observe: Telegraphing your intentions to an enemy in advance of your ability to act on them is stupid.
On a more psychological note, the Darkspear are unusually open to new ideas, perhaps the consequence of being one of the smaller and more picked-upon tribes among the Gurubashi. They don't feel obligated to respect the traditions of an empire that made their life miserable, and they're quick to assimilate any practice they deem useful. Having seen shamanism in action with the orcs and tauren, they picked it up in the brief period between Warcraft 3 and World of Warcraft -- and the process didn't stop there.
Come Cataclysm, they can be every class in the game barring the paladin, whose belief system they probably find laughable. There's an all-encompassing force out there emphasizing the spiritual unity of the universe and brotherhood between the races?
"Uh huh," say the trolls.
Why you might not want to play one The Darkspear have been on the short end of the stick for a while, and they've gotten used to approaching problems with a certain sense of moral flexibility. They are consummate survivors, but that's not really a compliment. From their perspective, right and wrong are cute little concepts invented by races growing fat off the land they stole from trolls. If you're fighting for your life, the distinction you make in combat is between things that keep you alive and things that don't. Anything else is a self-serving delusion. It's been a convenient line of thought for them to espouse given the hardships they've experienced, but these days, the Darkspear approach an unprecedented level of prosperity and stability. The closer they get to that point, the more the "Do what it takes" philosophy becomes cruelty for its own sake. They may reassess their approach to combat ... but then again, they may not.
I think it'd be fair to say that this is a resentful race, and that they may well overestimate the quality of the advice they offer given the rapidity of political change in Azeroth these days. Granted, they have a lot to resent; elves of all kinds have forced trolls off their land by the sheer weight of numbers or magic, and the enmity between the two races is doesn't look to abate in the future. Fortunately for Vol'jin and the Darkspear, they don't show too many signs of the traditional trollish refusal to face facts, but in Cataclysm, they find their voice in the Horde being marginalized to an uncomfortable degree. Are they going to counter this, or -- like countless troll empires before them -- will they rage fruitlessly against their declining influence while blaming everyone but themselves?
On a metagame note, trolls have long been plagued by some of the worst racials and most rushed art in the game. Female trolls have only one non-hideous face option (which has resulted in just about every player character looking exactly the same) and still, six years into the game, can't blink. It's long been thought that this was the result of both trolls and gnomes' somewhat late addition to the original game, a situation that Blizzard's moved to address with both races finally getting their own starting areas in Cataclysm. Still, the damage was done.
Allie's take Trolls: The most popular race that nobody plays. Theirs is an old culture with its own share of manufactured disasters, and Vol'jin bitterly resents not having his counsel heeded as Garrosh's influence rises. Trolls ask: Why go looking for trouble that you don't need? Why pick fights you can't win? Do you want to add to the ruins of civilizations all over Azeroth that made these mistakes? They've have had thousands of years to analyze their territorial losses to the elves and humans, and the Darkspear know better than anyone that the Horde isn't approaching potential conflict with the Alliance from a position of strength.
Within the beta, the goblin slums and the Darkspear neighborhood are cheek by jowl; one of the things I've wondered about is how much communication goes on between the two. The Forsaken and the blood elves have never had an extensive presence in Orgrimmar and probably don't care about Garrosh's frankly racist edict, but the Darkspear have had the experience of better treatment under Thrall. Now they're exiled from the main part of the city and, conveniently enough, housed next to another very smart, very cunning race. They may find common ground. If they do, Garrosh will have cause to regret a great many actions.
Racial attributes Troll racials have been a persistent sore point, and they've long been the butt of player jokes. While racials as a whole were improved in the jump to Wrath of the Lich King, troll racials still aren't particularly compelling, particularly if you play a druid.
- Beast Slaying Situationally useful, but mostly while leveling. You'll be killing a lot of animal mobs on the trek to level 85, but you'll be hard pressed to find them in most raids. However, Magmaw and Chimaeron in Blackwing Descent are both beast-type mobs, so at least two of them will be waiting for you in the Cataclysm endgame.
- Berserking This one's interesting. Note that it is not, strictly speaking, a haste increase, so it has no impact on the global cooldown or energy generation for cats. Overall, the racial is probably best for moonkin, but it's useful for bears (more white hits results in more rage), passably useful for resto unless you're just spamming instants (which you shouldn't be doing in Cataclysm), and kind of meh for cats, as it doesn't affect the majority of our damage.
- Bow Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use bows.
- Da Voodoo Shuffle Functionally useless, given that shapeshifting removes snares and roots much faster. Between Leader of the Pack and tiny shapeshifting costs in Cataclysm, even a feral will never run out of mana chain-shifting to escape snares.
- Regeneration This has been the subject of many a hyena laugh from players. However, it did give the wonderful blog Troll Racials Are Overpowered ("I'm regenerating five HP per second and there's nothing you can do about it") its motto, so it can't all bad.
- Throwing Specialization Completely useless. You can't equip or use throwing weapons.
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 5)
Revnah Nov 24th 2010 3:45AM
I think male Trolls are frickin' hot. I mean, ok, so their posture isn't great and neither are their faces. But undress them and look at those muscles. Mmmmmmm... :-D
My Troll girl is my favourite character and Trolls are my favourite race from the viewpoint of lore, appearance, culture, accent, /dance animation... everything.
Spirits be wid ya, mon!
Revnah Nov 24th 2010 3:54AM
I think male Trolls are frickin' hot. I mean, ok, so their posture isn't great and neither are their faces. But undress them and look at those muscles. Mmmmmmm... :-D
My Troll girl is my favourite character and Trolls are my favourite race from the viewpoint of lore, appearance, culture, accent, /dance animation... everything.
Spirits be wid ya, mon!
Astalnar Nov 24th 2010 5:23AM
What you forgot are 2 main reasons why tp play Troll druid:
1. Bat form
2. Blue/red/orange hair in bear/cat form
You just can't beat those 2.
Juzelle Nov 24th 2010 6:42AM
"...Female trolls have only one non-hideous face option (which has resulted in just about every player character looking exactly the same).."
This comment reeks of pro-elf tree hugging bias! The smooth troll female face is the most hideous, soul-less face in existance. If you want pretty features, that's what the -lesser races- are there for. If you want to look awesome, you play a Troll.
I'm one of those fannatical troll players you mention. All my toons = trolls. Mah soul for Rastakhan! From a personal standpoint, I think all elves are HIDEOUS monstrosities. I think they represent an idealised eye-candy view of femininity that I'm both disgusted by and not willing to buy into.
I think Troll females, next to Orcs, and (occasionally)Tauren, are hands down the sexiest, sassiest female modeled horde characters in WoW based on REALNESS alone. They're not an idealized shape. They don't limp-wristedly flounce around going "HEY LOOK I'M AN ELF STARE AT MY BOOBS AS I JUMP UP AND DOWN". You don't see any of that garbage with troll females. They're sexy as hell, they know it, and they don't need to flaunt it.
From a purely min-maxing standpoint, trolls have maybe the worst racials for druids, unless they're balance, and then they're pretty ok. Beast Slaying is a far cry from useless, as it applies to both PVE and PVP(read: VS other druids), more more useful in a purely DPS situation than free invisibility. Berserking is great in a pinch for a speedy spells (look at troll elemental shaman in pvp and tell me it's a useless talent, lol).
Since it's not about min-maxing for alot of people, here's an analogy some raiders will appreciate:
Pre 4.01, blood elves had the -WORST DPS STATS- for hunters, out of all races that could be hunters, worse even then Tauren. In a flat dps race, identically geared trolls and orcs were leaps and bounds ahead of them. Yet how many people were playing blood elf hunters? How many blood elf hunters did you see in ICC pulling less dps than all the trolls and the orcs?
exactly.
Hurbster Nov 24th 2010 7:44AM
Ummmmm, chill ?
Maribel Nov 24th 2010 2:49PM
...er... you know her main's a Tauren, right? She's not a big elf fancier.
Hurbster Nov 24th 2010 7:44AM
Ummmmm, chill ?
Kurtis Nov 24th 2010 7:59AM
Obviously, there was so little traffic on the Tauren druid article because everybody already knows they're so full of awesome win that no article could do them justice. ;)
I started my baby Troll druid last night and was both shocked and horrified at the terrible lore explanation given for druidism. After all the build-up, you find out (****SPOILER: SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH IF YOU DON"T WANT TO KNOW****) "oh, we lied. haha. we're just as new at this as you are. also, now the night elves hate us even more."
I've actually been building the background and lore of my troll druid for a little while on our guild forum. I went in an unusual direction with her, and the revealed lore actually plays pretty well into my hand. See, my troll's parents were killed by Zalazane when she was very young, and she grew up in the Orgrimmar orphanage. There, she was rescued by my main - a Tauren druid - during one of the elemental invasions. He subsequently adopted her as his daughter and took her to Bloodhoof to train as a druid under the Tauren.
Zadi Nov 24th 2010 8:24AM
I can't wait to start my new trooid so excited :D
Also I think its artical wasn't quite a fulfilling as the others, the other races definitely seemed to have more pros in theirs.
But saying that I'm so glad you addressed the model and graphic issue of the trolls. I've been complaining about my troll not being able to blink since vanilla. It's just plain lazy that they have fixed just a basic thing. I love my character to bits but I would find it easier to connect with her if she had some more facial animation and the ability to spread some virtual moisture over those by now crusted pixelated eyes of hers.
But yeah anyway
Tigers with mohawks FTW!
mordred Nov 24th 2010 10:30AM
I love my troll main. Haters can shutup now.
Hunched posture - awesome
Blueyness - awesome
Wildly colorful hair - awesome
Attack animations - awesome
Warty and/or vicious female troll faces - awesome
Blizzard must never change trolls into the anesthesized boring elfiness all these people QQ for. No!
Trolls be trolls...play it as it lays or get your ass back to Silvermoon City!
mordred Nov 24th 2010 10:35AM
Also, I think trolls are interesting from a folklore standpoint, beyond just Warcraft. I like trompin around in the snowy areas with my troll, reminds me of Scandinavian trolls (which I realize couldn't be farther from 'jungle' troll than you could get...but still...)
mibu.work1 Nov 24th 2010 11:18AM
Personally, I'm loving my new troll druid. The cat form is amazingly detailed, and it provides a nice relief. I really feel I'm playing a lithe, stealthy, jungle cat like an ocelot or a tiger, rather than a bulky lion like the tauren get. The bear form feels more believable for trolls than night-elves, especially as bears don't have calves (which account for about 40% of the night-elf BMI). I have yet to reach moonkin or bat form, though I like what I've seen of the models, and I feel that overall, blizzard did a great job with each of them.
In terms of the lore, yes, its true not much has been made, but what there is is good. For those of you on the fence about the lore, I can't blame you, because there is just about nothing outside of non-required conversations with some of the druids on the Echo Isles. Essentially, before Zalazane turned so many Darkspears and drove the others off the islands, he was of an order of Loa Priests. These priests, fleeing to the uninhabited islands surrounding the central ones, hid from the rest of their tride in shame, horrified that they had not seen Zalazane's corruption earlier. It was there that they met new Loa, Tiger, Raptor, and others native to the isles. They learned the way of these feral loa, who had never seen trolls before, and they learned to take their shapes. These are not druids in the traditional sense, they are something else entirely. They have no pact with Elune, as the Night-Elves have, nor were they taught Cenarius's teachings, as the Tauren and Worgen were.They arrived at their power through their own means, troll means, and they used it to aid Vol'jin against Zalazane. Now, they use these gifts of teh Loa to teach young darkspears the new ways of these feral loa, so teh Darkspears will be able to forge their own way in the world.
And that's just the druids. The entire idea of what it means to be a darkspear is changing. The darkspears have been driven by a small number of primary motives. They need a home to call their own, freedom from fear of attack by other trolls and the alliance, and the gury against the sea-witch that drove them from their island home almost a decade before.
Well, they now have a home, Echo Isles and Sen'jin village. Their enemy Zalazane is defeated. They now have the numbers and martial might to hold their own against Naga, the alliance, and the sea itself. Now that they are a force to be reckoned with, all that remains is their vows. they pledged loyalty to Thrall, who was there to free the Darkspears from the sea witch, who was chosen by Sen'jin to lead them to a new home, and who gave them the respect they desired. Under Thrall's leadership of the Horde, they grew to the point where they could make open war upon Zalazane, establish settlements across Kalimdor, and grow in prosperity.
With Zalazane's fall, the islands are open, and with them come the old Loa the darkspears left behind. Among them is Bwonsamdi, watcher of the Darkspear dead. His desire to hear the wardrums, and taste the sacrifices again is what allowed the darkspear to persevere against Zalazane, and now he is back in full force. His dark magic is what powers the troll shadow priests, gives the Warlocks their fel energy, and in return, he gets the Darkspear dead, such as a poor, eager young troll shaman, fallen in a battle he could never be ready for.
So, armed with their gods, new druidic powers, and a martial might they never before dreamed of, the Darkspears are now a formidable faction within the horde. Garrosh Hellscream's headstrong declaration rings in the ears of Vol'jin, who may, one day make good on his promise to the young Warchief, for there is only one orc he serves.
Ganktero Nov 24th 2010 1:40PM
Nice,
This guys is the lore you need.
Not explained much in-game but it's true and i like it ^^
Ganktero Nov 24th 2010 1:40PM
Nice,
This guys is the lore you need.
Not explained much in-game but it's true and i like it ^^
Maribel Nov 24th 2010 2:41PM
This is an excellent write-up
collinsm81 Nov 25th 2010 8:47AM
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nevwyn18 Nov 24th 2010 1:34PM
I don't currently have a troll that I play regularly, I have a few on old servers but I've been using orcs in place of trolls on my current server for classes that I had played as trolls before.
For me a lot of the appeal is that they are living Forsaken, take the undead out of the horde and Trolls are with out a doubt the most evil race remaining. Both races are shadow oriented, both enslave and torment other races, both races are cannibalistic. But the problem with trolls (and to a extent for me undead) is that Blizzard uses a very black and white system of good and evil even within races "oh you sided with us so your good and they are bad" I like the Amani and Drakkari trolls they do exactly what Allison said they do what they need too to survive but we don't get to see that kind of depth of character in game we only see a thing slice of things from the quests we do.
We could have had Troll druidic characters ages ago, if instead of going with Blood Elves because Sylvanas convinced Thrall to do, we had patched up things with Zul'jin. Put Garrosh in his place its a pretty good chance we would have Amani in Org. We may not have gotten paladins from the elves then but we would have made up for it in serious troll power.
Rufio Nov 24th 2010 3:38PM
"Vol'jin's been around the orcs long enough to know that their politics are conducted with a sort of chest-thumping bravado; there's a certain peacockesque quality to how the orcs run things. They strut and puff and pontificate about honor and a host of other inconsequential matters while attempting to deal with something. "
I loved that description! Such eloquence!
Mr Lee Nov 24th 2010 4:41PM
why? Bat form!!
why not? Because there's already a BILLION of them!!
Evelinda Nov 25th 2010 9:02AM
reasons to play a troll druid:
you like bright colours
reasons not to play a troll druid:
ugliness
As the proud owner of two level 80 trolls (gasp, i know, i'm about 20% of the troll population all by myself), i will most definitely be rolling a troll druid. but their forms... i'm just not sure about the bear and cat, and i think the bat is ugly as sin.
oh well.