Just goes to show you... some guys will ***k just about anything...

Why would someone do that to themselves?!

Because screwing a centaur must be SUPER fun? That union is bad in both directions.

@go1851

yea I have this ex...

I always get a chuckle at seeing her called princess. Like she is in anyway feminine :P

@Noyou

She certainly isn't feminine by any normal standards, but the earth elementals probably see her as beautiful, or something...I dunno.

Still don't see what would have attracted Zaetar to her..maybe her rock hard abs? Who knows.

@Noyou

Physical beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and secondly, beauty has absolutely no bearing on whether or not someone is of noble birth or royalty. If she is a Princess, it is because she was born into it; not because she just happened to be so pretty they handed her the title off.

I'd take her before Snooki.....any day of the week.

I have an explanation for what happened!

"Hey, baby, ish that a mirror in your pocket? ...hic" Big Z slurs, "caushe I keep sheein' myshelf in yer pantsh." (I actually know a girl that fell for this line, lolz).
"Actually that's a bit of silver ore, been embedded there for..... you know what, yes it is. My name is Theradras, I'm a princess you know." she replied.
"Wow, looksh AND a fancy title, you are the total package, Thera. ...hic! Sho, you wanna get it on?" he leers at her.
"Sure, why not, not like anyone better looking has come by with the same offer. I got a room upstairs with a comfy bed and a nice view, if you get my drift /wink" she purrs.

Apparently my story of awesome was too long for a reply, or a post, so I had to gut it down to what you see above. :(