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12-02-2010 @ 12:45PM
I'm dreaming of a Dungeon Finder that filters tanks by how often they pull before the healer has better than 80% mana, pulls before all the dps is even in the room, stops attacking mobs and just starts running to the next group thus dragging the current group with him inspite of the fact that the healer and some or all of the dps may be casting, phones in the run because they have no queue and never has to wait, blame the dps because they haven't figured out the mechanics of threat generation on their fury warrior that is specced for prot because they don't have to wait in queue as a tank but they will need on off-spec items anyway, goes AFK to order/eat a pizza knowing that the group won't kick because it's so damn hard to get a tank (even a bad tank), consistently demonstrates that just because he's/she's the tank, they behave as if they are the best player in the group when the odds are against them (every time), and complains when people make honest mistakes in blatant disregard of the dozens of mistakes they just made.The filter should parse these items and put the tank that has the fewest of these flaws at the top of the available tank roster in the lookup table.Ahem, back to reality...hahahahaahahahahahah, whew, never happen.
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