Around Azeroth: Today's the day
It looks like even the goblins have been counting down the days until the Cataclysm release on their calendar -- their creepy, underwater, only-eight-days-per-month, naked-goblin-on-a-motorcycle calendar. If there really were a scantily clad goblin calendar available for purchase, how many WoW fans would buy it? And is there any way that we could track those people and put them in some sort of database so we could avoid buying property near them? (Thanks to Silverdragn of <The Frozen Core> on Bloodhoof [US-H] for the screenshot!)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
alpha5099 Dec 7th 2010 4:17AM
I ain't saying I'd buy the calendar, but goblin females are super sexy. Pretty much the coolest females in the game.
Hal Dec 7th 2010 10:16AM
Oh please. Change the skin color to orange and now it's a Jersey Shore calendar instead.
Why do you hate green ladies?
MusedMoose Dec 7th 2010 10:37AM
Oh, c'mon. You'd have to do a lot more than that to make it a Jersey Shore calendar. Goblins have intelligence, ingenuity, and cleverness. You'll never find those on Jersey Shore. ^_^
Revrant Dec 7th 2010 10:54AM
Or from those who watch it! =D
bigdanrog Dec 7th 2010 10:25AM
I've always thought that they were kinda hot in a dirty lady kind of way...the new models just make them so much hotter OMG.
/love goblin women
Wildstaff Dec 7th 2010 10:31AM
I don't like female goblins... Or male goblins, or any green person.
Before I quested southern barrens I kinda liked goblins, but now my goblin genocide has begun. Die greenies die.
P.S. Orcs too. die preferably in a fire
Revrant Dec 7th 2010 10:53AM
I'm not sure how you're going to start a fire with those oven mitt hands, NE/Human/...well, you get the idea.
Memnoch Dec 7th 2010 10:46AM
I would so have that on my wall
Jamesisgreat Dec 7th 2010 10:52AM
I found this as well while trying to get out of the damn water in Thousand needles / Islands. Anyone know if the little room it's in is attached to a quest? If so I'm guessing its a Horde one as I'm Alliance and think I did all the quests there.
Mike Dec 7th 2010 10:57AM
awesome pic
Matt Dec 7th 2010 12:52PM
Everything about this picture is awesome.
l3ounce Dec 7th 2010 12:56PM
Lol at the goblin pin-up girl - totally smoking
Magius Dec 7th 2010 1:24PM
I should travel over there and do the quests... is that a rocket pack mount?
Peepers Dec 7th 2010 3:21PM
It is an underwater breathing apparatus.
You will also get a "TN only" boat. Which is needs to become a perma flying mount.
Tbah Dec 7th 2010 1:34PM
Eight-days-a-month AND six-days-a-week!
Lansiron Dec 7th 2010 2:23PM
In a HEARTBEAT, sir.
Goblin ladies win.
theoneunderwater Dec 7th 2010 5:23PM
i would so buy one of those calendars.
bonus points if one of the half-naked ladies is a male BE
Drakkenfyre Dec 7th 2010 5:42PM
I saw one of those posters someone took (it was the Goblin on the beach one), taken the texture of it, and, uh, edited it.
Weasle Dec 8th 2010 8:59AM
Two words: Forced Perspective. Everything looks bigger when you put it next to something small...
Ametrine Dec 8th 2010 10:19AM
eight days a month... six days a week...
clearly, someone realized nobody was going to pay attention to the stuff below the picture and just gave up partway through.