If you do what you say you do, then you're a Guild Master's dream, and no "by association" exception would affect your standing in thie Guild.

Can I suggest you'e shopping for a place within an eccentric demographic, with thier own equally eccentric set of'rules?

Congrats on getting published! On an unrelated note, congrats on having one of the most awesome surnames ever.

Holy crap dude, that's your real name? I just figured you were a big Aerosmith fan.

Sure beats the crap out of my last name.

Well thank you for the props on my last name! But ask me if I'm related to the band and I will give you a menacing glare and say "No."

(Seriously, I've been asked that too many times before. Because yes, I am TOTALLY Steve Tyler's long-lost nephew and I can TOTALLY set you up on a date with Liv. Totally. >.< It's also fun and disturbing to think that the whole band staged an orgy and I was the result :D)

LOL - try being a teenager in the 1980s with the surname "Osborne". I lost count of how many times I got asked, "Haw haw haw! Are you related to Ozzy?"

But seriously, if you could put in a good word with Liv, that would be awesome ;p

I really like your Avatar Arrowsmith, whatever it is.

@Sergel

It's Kurt Cobain's left eye, actually. And thanks!

@MisterRik:

I am never, ever going to let you live that down. Unless I forget about it in time to bring it up tomorrow. Which is a distinct possibility.