Around Azeroth: You gotta pay the troll toll
HEY! You! Cow! You gotta pay a toll if you want to cross this bridge. See, my inscription business wasn't working out, so I decided to go back to my roots and lurk under a bridge, charging travelers a gold piece for safe passage. Well, true, there's no water under the bridge, and there's not much I can do to you if you don't pay because for some reason people can just walk through each other around here, but it's the principle of the thing. What do you mean, you can just walk next to the bridge? Fine, then! See if I ever heal you again. (Thanks to Nallek of <Tribunal> on Maelstrom [US-H] for the screenshot!)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Adirondack Dec 17th 2010 10:08AM
You want the baby boy's hole? You gotta pay the troll toll!
Its Always Sunny FTW
serf Dec 17th 2010 10:12AM
you gotta pay the troll toll to get in
Nick F Dec 17th 2010 10:20AM
It's baby boy's soul! Look, now I'm up to HERE. I didn't think I could get any higher, but I just did.
Erzfiend Dec 17th 2010 12:15PM
Dayman! AAA-AAAAAA! Fighter of the Nightman! AAA-AAAAA! Champion of the sun! You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
FestisTheGreat Dec 17th 2010 12:19PM
I am going to slap your face off until you don't have a face.
Erzfiend Dec 17th 2010 12:18PM
Also, ARE YOU CHEWING GUM!?
Derick Dec 17th 2010 9:24PM
One of my favorite episodes from It's always sunny.
razion Dec 17th 2010 10:08AM
"They see me trollin'. . . they hatin'."
Elleyna Dec 17th 2010 10:35AM
Took me a sec to remember what the troll toll is from. THE DAY MAN COMETH!
SerenityNow Dec 17th 2010 11:41AM
Ever since I saw that episode I've been hooked on the show! "The Day Man Cometh" is side-splitting, tears-of-laughter-inducing, fall-off-your-couch funny!
I keep trying to find ways of incorporating the show into WoW for some reason. Alas, every server I've tried has the name "greenman" taken (was gonna create an orc and have him stand in Org dancing all day, a la Charlie dancing in his green spandex outfit). And the guild name "Its Always Sunny in Stormwind" is too long. I do have a hunter with appropriate pets named after the show's major characters though.
Sounds like there are many "Always Sunny" fans in WoW-land. Anyone else folded their love of the show into the game? How?
Cataca Dec 17th 2010 10:42AM
Sorry. But a toll is a toll...and a roll is a roll.
And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
Look...this ain't exactly the Mississippi!
I'm on one side, see?
I'm on the other side.
I'm on the east bank.
I'm on the west bank.
It is not that critical.
Elleyna Dec 17th 2010 1:51PM
Robin Hood: Men in Tights FTW.
But yah, this is referencing It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Jejin Dec 17th 2010 10:46AM
"so I decided to go back to my roots and lurk under a bridge"
I could have sworn to god that I was the only person in the world that still made references about bridge trolls. I think I love you.
Jake Dec 17th 2010 11:33AM
To completely sell the reference, the person crossing the bridge should have been a Dreanei (space GOAT)
StClair Dec 17th 2010 2:25PM
Agreed. (Though it would have to be a neutral zone, then, and preferably on a PvE realm, if the spaaaaace goaaaat was not to be slaughtered long before you could set up the shot.)
niko Dec 17th 2010 11:57AM
"I'm the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.... HEY!
I'm the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.... WHO'S THERE!
If you wanna come over, all you have to do is this...
all you have to do is this... SOLVE MY RIDDLE!"
/channels obligatory Dora the Explorer background music
Phelps Dec 18th 2010 2:14PM
If only there was a way to get Frank's bridge friends into this somehow.