Around Azeroth: Love is strange
Today's submitter writes, "The warlock Vective of <Nordrassil Sempervirens> on Hyjal (US-A) has discovered that when you and your succubus have been together for a long time, finding new ways to spice up your relationship can be unusually difficult. Being an expatriate Gilnean, race-changing into a worgen was an obvious choice, but when even that became old hat, there was nothing for it but to graft a tentacle monster to his head. Results so far: promising."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Hanak Dec 21st 2010 12:56AM
If donning a hat from hell is what it takes to make her happy .... :p
Cetha Dec 21st 2010 10:06AM
You should do a poll on how many people have taken a screenshot with that squid on their heads. I suspect the number is quite high.
Jason Dec 21st 2010 10:34AM
The quest where you put it on after collecting the merciless heads NEVER gets old. I love that they give you the option to keep putting it on before you complete the quest.
Mcdreamy Dec 21st 2010 10:37AM
I'm guilty of that!
Evil Midnight Lurker Dec 21st 2010 12:13PM
I honestly didn't think this was going to get in, when The Queue boasted an octopus not two hours after I submitted it... :)
Valorum Dec 21st 2010 11:01AM
nice head.
Joakim Dec 21st 2010 12:15PM
*From the Tome of the Unknown Warlock*
Last Night Ey Found Meself Givin Ead To Me Succubus Once Again. Alas! It Loked Like The Ordinarie StormWind Prostitute (Eye Ones Ya Find Above the Mailbox Outside SW AH).
Now, imagine me suprise when it was a... DEEP ONE, In a robe!
I had to find meself a mage, sex unimportant, since - as the gilneans say: 'A hole is a hole is hole'.
Rude peple, them gilneans. Rude.
(Warlocks are known to have dropped out early from Stormwind Scool of Spell-ing, hence their spells are almost always misprononounced when a mage tries to summon a succubi.
Mages always end up with Chuck Norris.
Mr Norris has declined to coment.)
Rubitard Dec 21st 2010 12:54PM
"The crap I do for you, Sellia!"
Ametrine Dec 21st 2010 12:55PM
A lust-driven scantily-clad female demon and a feral beastman covered in tentacles.
...I feel like I should be submitting an age verification to view this.
Hollow Leviathan Dec 21st 2010 1:02PM
I like the last line, I read it as an old-timey telegram. RESULTS PROMISING STOP. RETURNING EEL COSTUME STOP. STILL CONSIDERING RACE-CHANGING TO DRAENEI FOR MORE TENDRILS FULL STOP.
Bill Dec 21st 2010 1:35PM
That's my favorite screenshot yet!
Agony Dec 21st 2010 2:05PM
So...what you're saying here is that in order to keep her happy, you have to...
Give Her Head?
<Baddum-Chsh!&rt;
Sorry, I had to.
Agony Dec 21st 2010 2:08PM
Um...that should have been > so that it looks like ">", not gt; - Ways to Ruin a Good (well, bad) Joke #248, section B: post before coffee.
Agony Dec 21st 2010 2:09PM
...or even rt; ... eh, screw it. I'm going back to bed.
Hangk Dec 21st 2010 2:24PM
Hey, you avoided 50% more angle-bracket fail than most people do around here.