Around Azeroth: Who's afraid of the morally ambiguous wolf?
by Elizabeth Wachowski 
Dec 22nd 2010 at 10:00AM
But is Bisclavret of <The End> on Gilneas (US-A) really to be trusted alone with your infant? I hope that anyone hiring this suspiciously hairy nanny has one of those spy cameras embedded in a teddy bear, or else things might get ugly.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Hanak Dec 21st 2010 10:14PM
Can you really mistrust that dazzling smile?
razion Dec 22nd 2010 10:09AM
*I* am! Did you see the TEETH on that thing?!
Necromann Dec 22nd 2010 10:22AM
I logged out there last night.
ambermist Dec 22nd 2010 10:24AM
Now that's total commitment.
Think I'll keep my kids myself, though; thanks for the offer! I'm sure you're a great babysitter...
BlindWorg Dec 22nd 2010 10:30AM
Ooh, where DO you get a yummy orphan strapped around your stomach or is this just photoshopped?
Kalran Dec 22nd 2010 10:32AM
I would trust him.
themightysven Dec 22nd 2010 10:37AM
this discounts the countless (okay, I think like 5) real life stories of children being raised by wolves.
Amy Schley Dec 22nd 2010 10:56AM
@Sven,
Most of those stories are later found to be hoaxes, most notably the recent fraudulent Holocaust memoir. When feral children are adopted by animals, it is normally by apes or dogs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child
Artificial Dec 22nd 2010 6:10PM
tl;dr for the Wikipedia article:
Number of legendary cases of people raised by wolves: Many.
Number of confirmed real life cases: Zero.
Starsmore Dec 22nd 2010 10:50AM
Nanny? I figured it was Gilean takeout...
Bart Dec 22nd 2010 11:05AM
Okay I'll have the eeeeer...Red Riding Hood special, the babies blood shake and the toddler bone fries.
wiiRtheborg Dec 22nd 2010 11:24AM
aww wargen babies are so pink and bald as babies
Ametrine Dec 22nd 2010 11:31AM
I was unaware Around Azeroth accepted photoshopped images.
Snuzzle Dec 22nd 2010 11:42AM
Yes, because bizarre bugs never, ever happen in this game.
Now granted, I'm scratching my head to figure out how this happened, but I'm also not immediately hopping to "SHOPP'D!"
I'd really love to know the story behind this, the real one that is.
Bazaro Dec 22nd 2010 1:03PM
its not photo-shopped, the baby is strapped on its mothers back, i simply stood over her and zoomed in. Go to WPL and do some questing!
Mattrick Dec 22nd 2010 11:41AM
I just had to comment on the name "Bisclavret" which is possibly the greatest worgen name I have yet seen. Hooray for British Lit!
Crowqueen Dec 22nd 2010 1:51PM
Yay for this too. Much better than the names prevalent on my server, Saurfang-EU - I'm called Volpone after the Ben Jonson play, but I mostly see things like Sniffmybutt or Holyworg running around.
I have however seen an ordinary human called Reynardine, which is the name of a werefox from another English ballad. The guy playing the guitar is the player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4guOpJTTZQ
gadamsh Dec 23rd 2010 4:01PM
I love you guys.
barahirffxi Dec 22nd 2010 11:44AM
As the story of Gelert tells us... sometimes the dog is the BEST choice...
xEROFX Dec 22nd 2010 6:22PM
Ding.