Phat Loot Phriday: Cookie's Tenderizer

by Michael Gray Dec 31st 2010 at 6:00PM

"Elune," Throgg muttered. "I've never prayed you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died."

"Throgg," Lolegolas interrupted. "Seriously, it's just cookies. They're not going to kill you."

"All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Elune ... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

Throgg roared and slammed Cookie's Tenderizer down among the gingerbread men. His massive biceps flexed as he moved the rolling pin back and forth, flattening the poorly shaped treats back into their composite dough.

"I suppose we can redo them," Lolegolas sighed.

Cookie's Tenderizer (heroic)

Type: One-Handed Mace
Damage: 802-1,491 (409.6 damage per second)
Speed: 2.80
Strength: 129
Stamina: 194
Equip: Increases your hit rating by 86 (0.72% @ L85)
Equip: Increases your mastery rating by 86 (0.48 @ L85)

How to get it: The Tenderizer drops from Captain Cookie, the penultimate boss in heroic Deadmines.
How to get rid of it: The rolling pin sells for 25 gold, 85 silver, and 76 copper. It also disenchants into a Heavenly Shard.

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Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.

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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)

Kenmoe Dec 31st 2010 9:13PM

Thanks WoW Insider for the Throgg & Lolegolas 'Odd Couple' duo for Phat Loot Phriday. This pair is what draws me to this article every week.

Nonette Dec 31st 2010 9:21PM

Elune? That makes no sense on numerous levels. I would have totally gone for Lo'gosh/Goldrinn.

Anyway, do want for my goblin Singleminded Fury warrior. She does so love ridiculous weapons. :D

Diavola Jan 1st 2011 12:34AM

Roll it!

Pumabackup Jan 1st 2011 1:47AM

bop it!

MrJackSauce Jan 1st 2011 9:50AM

beat it

Diavola Jan 1st 2011 12:35AM

Work it.

Rufio Jan 1st 2011 3:48AM

IF your class can weild it: Best Bank Alt weapon. Period.

Groth Jan 1st 2011 5:19AM

who uses a hc geared lvl 85 for their bank alt though?

Chase hrncir Jan 1st 2011 12:25PM

Wooooo now when we raid deathwing bring dough and when he breaths fire like all dragons do (don't forget the wing buffet and tail smash) cookies for everyone lol he's like a all in one cooking machine bakes em cools em off and breaks em into small pieces lololololol

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