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1-04-2011 @ 5:36PM
You do understand the fact that half of the jokes and the flirts from the Blood Elves themselves portray them this way, right?Here's a list.Male Blood Elf:"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?""I could really use a scrunchy... yeah, you heard me!"Flirts:"You look almost as good as I do." "Hey, why don't you come over here and... WATCH THE HAIR!" "You know what I love about your eyes, when I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection." "Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides." Female Blood Elf:"So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?" "Do you think the expansion will make me fat?""I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!""So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?!"Flirts:"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?" "My Mana Tap brings all the boys to the yard..." "I'm the girl the ESRB warned you about." So don't complain that people use the same stereotype they have in the game. Personally, I would rather see videos making fun of Blood Elves then another damn rap video with poorly done model viewer characters, on repeating terrible backgrounds, and terrible out of tune over autotuned lyrics.
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