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1-09-2011 @ 12:42AM
I lost all respect for Alex Ziebart today. I also don't play a mage main. I don't even have a level capped nor have I ever had a level capped mage. My highest level mage is now 72. But you know what? New favorite writer on this website is Mr. Christian Belt. This was a freaking hilarious and entertaining read. I don't even play a mage for real but damn.. This was funny. P.S. My warlock is only 66, a gnome, and I hate him. He makes a good bank/inscription and soon to be alchemy xmute slave. A warlock slave... That should bring a smile to someone's face.
1-09-2011 @ 1:12AM
Hmm, if forced your warlock slave to have his succubus Seduce him in an endlessly refreshing loop and you had an Evocation spell that had no cooldown, would you stop inflicting your fiery/frosty/arcaney (arcany...arcanie...arcanical?) wrath on him when youa) wanted to join a raid?b) wanted a sandwich?c) died?(Answer: none of the above. Have a mirror image make you a sandwich, throw every third or fourth spell at the warlock while raiding (your fellow raiders would not only approve but join in), and if you're not clever enough to have stood your emo slave next to the Spirit Guardian to minimize your corpse run you're probably not really a mage.)
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