The gingerbread men were winning. Despite Throgg's valiant attack with
Cookie's Tenderizer, the tiny pastry warriors were making their way over the ridge. But things went south when the gingerbread men reached the edge of the stove. Now Throgg and Lolegolas were huddled behind a kitchen island, ducking the assault of gumdrop buttons and candy canes.
"That's it," Lolegolas said, reaching into his bag. "It's time for the secret weapon."
"What are you going to do?" Throgg asked incredulously.
"The
Unidentified Cooking Utensil," Lolegolas muttered with a growl. "They stand no chance."
Throgg furrowed his brows as Lolegolas pulled the weapon from his bag. "That's ... plenty identified. That's a cooking pan, little elf."
"Hush," the blood elf said. "Now is the time to fight!"
- Type: Off-hand
- Stamina: 2
- Intellect: 2
How to get it: You get it by completing the quest
The Titans' Terminal in Darkshore.
How to get rid of it: Sells to a vendor for 3 silver and 91 copper. Alternatively, you can break it down into
Strange Dust,
Greater Magic Essence, or
Small Glimmering Shard.
Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft
, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Delerius Jan 14th 2011 6:11PM
Frying pans! Who knew, right?
(Please tell me I'm not the only one who's seen Tangled)
alteffour Jan 14th 2011 6:25PM
I did quite enjoy that movie
Fierna Jan 14th 2011 6:14PM
Yes finally a caster item on here! Oh... wait... aw crap.
johnthediver Jan 14th 2011 6:15PM
Weakest PlP ever.
Kittens Jan 14th 2011 6:21PM
There's also a version with fried eggs in it :) http://www.wowhead.com/item=62178
Rin Jan 14th 2011 6:25PM
For Hordies looking for something similar or for Alliance who feel like dual-weilding frying pans, go to Western Plaguelands and pick yourself up one of these bad boys.
http://www.wowhead.com/item=62178
Samuel Jan 14th 2011 6:28PM
I'm currently tanking with the danged rolling pin. Might as well add this too.
kburleigh19 Jan 14th 2011 6:42PM
Dear Lord! Caught with my pants down on wow insider! When I took that screenie to upload to wowhead i had to remove my plate pants because they were overlapping with the item model. My goodness i'd recognized those thighs anywhere.
Hollow Leviathan Jan 14th 2011 9:05PM
Anything you put on the internet will be used against you in incredibly imaginative ways.
xyna Jan 14th 2011 7:18PM
Its the day im still regreating of disenchantig this weapon :'(
RetPallyJil Jan 14th 2011 8:18PM
:O Will Lolegolas and Throgg survive the Gingerclysm?? Those candy canes hurt!
Artificial Jan 15th 2011 6:41PM
I have some friends who have octagonal everything in their kitchen. Their dinner plates aren't round, they're octagonal, as well as all the other dishes, even glasses and coffee cups. I have no idea why. Perhaps it's some sort of diet strategy -- you look at your plate and think "STOP" or something... It's unique in any case.
lasse Jan 17th 2011 4:23AM
I just love the writing on Phat Loot Phridays. Don't care what's highligted actually.