In my reply I will demand proof while decrying the difficulty of the encounters and the unfortunate necessity to Not Stand In Bad Things in order to defeat them.

In this reply I shall claim that my guild has defeated all the current raiding content while only wearing level 14 greens and go on to say that because of this I am cancelling my subscription.


All of this of course written with terrible spelling.

My reply shall consist of an explanation that I am a casual player, with much less time to put into the game, yet I believe that I should be able to experience this content.

And then I will realize that I've just died due to Standing In Fire in the dungeon run that I am alt-tabbed out of.

I will proceed to berate the third poster's spelling and grammar, all while ironically making numerous obvious spelling and grammar mistakes in the process.

I will proceed to make a non-sequitur statement about how a certain class/player type/age group ruined my experience in this raid, and how they therefore are of questionable intelligence.

I also will imply that I had sexual interactions with their parental unit, and will see flaming response and most likely be black-box'd.

(You guys rock.)