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1-21-2011 @ 2:53AM
Look, I'll believe whatever dumbass thing I want to! I mean, I've fallen for worse:1. Late 2004: Female Tauren will have optional numbers of "teets"; New Scarlet Monastery dungeon hides a pedo.2. Early 2006: New weather effects will cause random NPCs to yell, "Wet enough for ya?!"3. Mid 2006: Metadata footnote reveals Flying in Azeroth deemed impossible and will never, ever happen. Ever.4. Late 2006: New Blood Elf race to feature butchest, most manly beasts ever to swing an axe. Male Blood Elf toons to be pretty tough, too.5. Mid 2007: In-game voice chat feature to make everyone sound like Chris Metzen.6. Mid 2008: New Dance Studio will revolutionize in-game lurching and thrusting.7. Early 2009: Onyxia to have wacky sidekick; whelps will be voiced by Chris Metzen.8. Late 2009: Arthas' defeat will rely solely on a fishing tournament.9. Early 2010: New hard place Ruby Sanctum to be shoehorned in to give everyone something to do before next expansion; will feature... something that has to do with... Who cares?10. Mid 2010: Cata alpha comforts tanks and healers alike with faceroll dungeons. It'll be a cakewalk, kids!
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