"I'm not wearing it," Lolegolas said. "It's just not happening."

"But you're a spell guy now," Throgg countered. "You cast spells and stuff. Like, lightning bolts and fireballs. Magic missile. You're very impressive, and this is a very impressive cloak."

"Throgg, look at it," Lolegolas said, waving a dismissive hand at the cape in question. "There's a reason it's called the Haunt of Flies. I don't know what I was thinking when I bought it. I must have been drawn in by its critical strike rating and impressive haste."

"Not to mention," Throgg said, "the impressive intelligence and stamina boost it gives you."

Lolegolas cocked an eye at his friends. "How very exposition-like of you. Thank you."

"I've got to haunt it to you," Throgg joked. "Time flies when you're having fun!"

• Type Back
• Armor 625
• Stamina 286
• Intellect 190
• Equip Increases your critical strike rating by 127
• Equip Increases your haste rating by 127

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Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.

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