Well, sit down my friend cause,
Now's the story of a wealthy family, who lost everything, and one son who had no choice, but to keep them all together.
It's Arrested Development

Never watched Arrested Development? O.o

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

Snap, I figured it was something like that. +1 internetz to you pop-culture savants. =)

The Smurf movie didn't want me as an extra. NOOOO!

oh here he comes, Mr. Tough Guy. Mr. John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry for my pa. I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it." Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

At least I have Community to ease the pain of Arrested Development being gone...

@Brasso

You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Tobias...

You blowhard!

I'd like to kiss that man between the cheeks, so to speak.

Mandatory post in the Arrested Development thread of Awesome.
And that's why you always leave a note!

Hey, there's always money in the banana stand.
(that is a repeated line from the show.)

Alternatively, this:
http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=5282#comments

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

I'd like to call it an imposition.

@jealouspirate That's taken out of context.

(I was actually watching Season Three right before I read this article. Fun facts!)

Tobias Fünke the perfect example of a never-nude analrapist.

I'm an analysist and a therapist, the world's only... (well, you all who know the show can fill in the blank)

HEY! WHO THE F*** ATE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!?!?!

"Return from whence you came!"