The Queue: The one with the dungeons and the dragons
Everyone remembers their first role-playing game. For some, it was World of Warcraft. For others, it was Pokemon. For me, it was a game of Dungeons & Dragons at summer camp.
Sure, it wasn't what you'd consider a traditional game. A lot of the monsters we fought had fart-based powers, and one of our quests involved finding magical berries that would give us the power to touch breasts. Our first (and only) game devolved into an uninteresting mess, and we gave up after being trapped in a poorly designed maze.
Still, we did get to roll dice all the time, which I found to be really cool. And not just regular dice, either. Twenty-sided dice. Whoa.
ZeroDesu asked:
When is Fox Van Allen going to do another Queue segment? I do so enjoy his writing style. And his fashion style. He's just one very stylish man in general. (Yes, this is just shameless prostrating in hopes that he'll read this and do The Queue tomorrow because of it.)
Today! Shameless prostrating before Fox Van Allen always works. But only on Mondays, because everyone else hates writing queues on Mondays.
JamesTheMage asked:
What's up with the mana reductions and heroic nerfs in the last patch? What happened to making Cataclysm heroics harder?
Personally, I love a challenge. Learning the new fights in Cataclysm was a lot of fun, but the game designers didn't quite get everything right. Some fights were challenging because they threw us out of our comfort zone or introduced new mechanics. Others were challenging because they were ... well, broken.
Consider the Altairus fight in The Vortex Pinnacle. It proved to be an especially difficult encounter for some groups, but that was often because of the "cheap shots" the dragon would take. When a player got caught in a vortex, he'd often be thrown into another vortex on the way down. Even more frustrating, players would often be thrown off the platform by the vortexes. And as you probably know, getting thrown off the platform is an instant death, thanks to Altairus's bizarre anti-fleeing mechanism. Patch 4.0.6 changed the functionality of the vortexes such that a single mistake and some bad luck won't result in an instant death.
The same goes for the Corborus fight in The Stonecore. The "jumping" phase was a nightmare. Players would often get killed despite seemingly being out of the dust. Adding to the confusion was the fact that the Rock Borer adds would create the same dust visual. The whole thing led to a lot of wipes and a lot of groups disbanding before downing a single boss.
I think it's important to make a distinction between fights that are difficult because they're hard, and fights that are difficult because they have what seem to be cheap mechanics. I died an awful lot in learning fights like Professor Putricide in ICC, but those deaths never felt "cheap." They were a result of something I did wrong, something I could correct, something I could improve upon on the next attempt. In contrast, each and every Corborus death felt cheap and frustrating.
Patch 4.0.6, at its core, was about rebalancing. Cataclysm heroics are supposed to be difficult, but not cheaply difficult. And so, game designers reduced the difficulty of the Altairus and Corborus encounters by eliminating their "cheapness." In exchange, they took fights that were too easy, such as the Foe Reaper 5000 and Asaad fights, and made them more difficult.
Even with all the nerfs of patch 4.0.6, Cataclysm heroics are still way harder than the Wrath ones of yore.
Rommel asked:
If I were to disenchant or sell my jewelcrafter-only figurine trinkets, will I be able to find the item again or is it a one-time-only drop?
The jewelcrafter-only trinkets (like the super awesome Jeweled Serpent) are quest rewards. If you've already "turned in" the quest by making the figurine, you won't be able to do the quest over again. Your only resort for getting it back would be to petition a GM -- and even then, there's no guarantee.
merylvingian asked:
I have noticed since the patch that I get a great number more Burning Embers from milling Whiptail than any other herb. Is there any news about Whiptail having its drop rate of the embers buffed drastically?
As was pointed out, there Whiptail has always dropped Burning Embers at a 50% rate when milled. Twilight Jasmine has a 50% drop rate as well. All other Cataclysm herbs drop Burning Embers at a 25% rate. Whiptail and Twilight Jasmine also tend to drop slightly more Ashen Pigment, too.
This is actually how milling has always worked. A stack of Icethorn or Lichbloom drops Icy Pigment at a 50% rate; a stack of Goldclover or Tiger Lily drops Icy Pigment at a 25% rate. Milling stacks of herbs you'd find in higher-level content usually nets you more pigments than milling herbs from lower-level content.
Lots of straight girls asked:
Fox! Will you be my Valentine?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Elmo Feb 14th 2011 11:09AM
What should I cook for dinner today? I haven't got any idea yet
woecip Feb 14th 2011 11:13AM
Just as valid a question as some of the ones posted today. Slow question day or what?
Cyrus Feb 14th 2011 11:14AM
If you're asking this, here, today, then either you're in deep trouble or (that is, if your partner would be OK with this situation) you have no problems AT ALL in life.
Corath Feb 14th 2011 11:18AM
My wife is awesome. She requested tacos. :D
Dravenheart Feb 14th 2011 11:27AM
It all depends on if you have a special someone or not. And if you do, it should be something nice that they like.
Me? I'm not cooking. :o My second-in-command, tin-foil wearing, paladin chef of a husband is cooking me a better dinner than you can get if you go out and spend 70 bucks tonight. New York strip steak, crab legs, and a baked potato.
He's already gotten the "guild masters orders" from me. Otherwise I will Mind Spike him. :P
velutina Feb 14th 2011 11:38AM
Nigella Lawson had some suggestions this morning on NPR on what to cook. Here's the link with a couple recipes.
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/14/133682028/nigellas-do-it-yourself-valentines-dinner-date
CaryEverett Feb 14th 2011 11:44AM
Takeout Chinese?
With your partner?
On Valentines Day?
It's more likely than you think!
Elwoods Feb 14th 2011 11:47AM
My wife is even more awesome, she's cooking ME dinner :)
nux Feb 14th 2011 11:48AM
Heart shaped pizza from Papa Muphy's is what I'm getting - for our saving for the wedding no budget for anything Valentines day.
Pyromelter Feb 14th 2011 11:55AM
The main meal shouldn't matter much, just make sure you don't have too much onion or garlic. Italian is always good, if you want something nice an easy, go with pasta with a nice marinara, steamed veggies, and if you are of legal age, a nice bottle of red wine.
Just make sure for desert you have some desert wine or champagne, like a reisling or a lambrusco, and a pint of strawberries with whipped cream. Oh and if you aren't of legal age, sparkling cider works as a good substitute.
Metalupis Feb 14th 2011 11:57AM
Go look up Alton Brown's pork wellington recipe, have a friend who will make that occasionally and it is awesome
Noyou Feb 14th 2011 12:19PM
Good question. I am having steak. I went out and got some nice cuts yesterday and dug out my grill (we got hit with 19" of snow about a week ago or so). I vote for steak :) Mine's been marinating in onions, garlic, peppers and some wine :) Should be delicious.
zed Feb 14th 2011 1:08PM
http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/
Always helps me when I don't know what to make! Has vegetarian options too!
Nadia Feb 14th 2011 1:14PM
Don't cook it...Order it from
ZANZIBAR!!!!
Sorcha Feb 14th 2011 2:31PM
Oh no, garlic and onions are fine, you just have to both have them...
Antigone Feb 14th 2011 2:33PM
/Public Service Announcement on
Whatever you cook/eat, remember Dan Savage's V-Day advice: always conduct your desired extracurricular activities BEFORE eating a big meal and drinking a lot.
Neuropox Feb 14th 2011 4:13PM
If it is with a partner: Whatever they like.
If it is for yourself: A cup o noodles and a tankard of beer to cry in
You can guess which one im ending up with tonight :P
(hint: it is the 2nd one)
Noogie Feb 14th 2011 5:17PM
@velutina
Nigella Lawson is a babe.
damagex26 Feb 14th 2011 5:24PM
I find it funny that my random from http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/ was Red Snappah (http://www.cookstr.com/recipes/red-snapper-veracruz-style) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71sVv__DryA) wow reference.
Ez Feb 14th 2011 6:09PM
I am asking myself the same thing.