The Queue: Teeth and can openers

So many people miss Mimiron's can opener. I guess, sometimes, we just never look up ...
I'm up real early writing The Queue instead of Alex today because my teeth hurt. Like, really hurt. Ow. I will most likely have a wisdom tooth "extracted" today. Adam opened The Queue yesterday with a poem from Where The Sidewalk Ends, and while I won't be posting my favorite Shel Silverstein poem at the top today, I will say that I can't get through The Giving Tree without weeping like a little baby. Every. Single. Time. I'm beginning to hate that tree for doing this to me.
DavidBrady asked:
Dear Queue: Is Deathwing actually Keyser Soze? I've searched every inch of Azeroth (doing archaeology), heard horror stories of his wrath, yet STILL haven't been blasted by the elusive bastard.
I'll tell you a funny Deathwing story. When we all first heard about Deathwing's little flyovers and subsequent destructive tendencies to the world of Azeroth, I was equal parts excited and absolutely decimated. Missing out on limited time achievements is one of those realities I hate having to face when rolling new characters or changing my main. The fact that I will never get Hand of A'dal on my new warrior or that my paladin is the only one with Champion of the Naaru pains me.
Suffice to say, I wasn't going to let this one go. I'd find a way to get my Deathwing achievement early and never have to worry about it. One night, we were all hanging out in our Mumble chat, and someone said that Deathwing was about to hit Uldum. The announcement rang through guild chat and trade chat and any other means of communication. Everyone hearthed back to Orgrimmar, popped into the Uldum portal, and was immediately toasted upon zoning in. I gave myself a little pat on the back, got my achievement, and never had to worry about Deathwing again.
Except I did. He wouldn't stop killing me. As I succumbed to the archaeology grind, there he was, every step of the way. Southern Barrens, especially. Deathwing wouldn't leave me alone. Uldum twice more. Everywhere I went, Deathwing came to kill me.
My advice to getting killed by Deathwing? Do archaeology, and lots of it.
Who's got your back?
Extaminos asked:
When we faced Illidan, Maiev had our backs. When we faced Arthas, Tirion had our backs. Who do you think will have our backs when we finally face Deathwing? I hope it's those 3 drunk guys in Badlands...
Everyone. Everyone has a beef with Deathwing. Alexstrasza already has lost a lot in the fight against Deathwing. Whatever is left of the Black Dragonflight that isn't impaled and gutted in Dragonmaw outposts in Twilight Highlands don't want to be associated with him. Any major character who is defending his or her people or Azeroth isn't a Deathwing fan.
We are most likely going to see a huge amount of people having to come fight Deathwing with us, in many different ways. The Lich King was fairly contained, all things considered. He hung out in his hat-castle, waiting for us, his scheme going very much according to plan. Tirion got pretty lucky with his ice breaking.
A huge loose end
durandal asked:
Having finished that awesome Grimtotem questline in Thousand Needles, I feel a little bit uneasy about Magatha's future plans. I don't want to give away any spoilers, but there could be bigger things to come. Are there any clues or speculations when or where we'll meet her again?
I do hope we see the Magatha story finalized because it's a huge loose end. The Shattering set her up as an incredibly powerful shaman who had almost succeeded in her plans. She's no dummy, and she's driven to get whatever she wants. I can't wait to see what Blizzard does with Magatha, and the best thing would be to make some great Twilight raid instance in Thousand Needles -- maybe even just a Gruul-like raid with her tauren council and then Magatha. It could be alongside the Firelands raid; Cho'gall was a powerful servant of Deathwing, but he definitely wasn't the only one. Maybe we player characters are going to traverse the world, dispatching key Twilight servants in order to weaken Deathwing's hold on Azeroth.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 9)
threesixteen Feb 16th 2011 11:06AM
still no news about the Leatherworking Epic pattersn (mail/leather, agility) and the 'missing' socket (aside from the vague "known issues" statment).... just wondering if any of the intrepid reporters at wow insider have been chasing this issue?
thanks!
Grovinofdarkhour Feb 16th 2011 11:36AM
Beehn, eh? He was awesome in the original Terminator.
Grovinofdarkhour Feb 16th 2011 11:37AM
Jeez Grov, at least try to reply to the right friggin comment, eh?
threesixteen Feb 16th 2011 11:40AM
haha Grov. Awesome.
Boom Feb 16th 2011 11:41AM
Check the agility on those items. It's higher than the comparable stat on items with the socket. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that Blizz thought the items that didn't get sockets were on par with the ones that did.
http://www.wowhead.com/item=56562 vs http://www.wowhead.com/item=56561
Lankey Feb 16th 2011 12:01PM
@Boom
All of the crafted items originally had stat allocations similar to the Assassin's Chestpiece. It was only when the socket was added that the base stats were dropped slightly. People wanting to see sockets added to the agility items are after more customisation rather than overbudgeted items.
Kyle Feb 16th 2011 4:04PM
I agree, I wish they had the socket. Right now the 359 mail agi chest is actually worse or not nearly worth it to craft over my 346 chest witht two sockets. You can easily socket over the amount of Agi the chest has
Jimmy Wang Feb 16th 2011 3:17PM
From Mr. Robot's minmaxing theorycrafting, the 359 leatherworking pieces are in many cases materially inferior to the ilvl 346 heroic blues, namely dragonkiller tunic, which is an absolute shame given how badass the name of the item sounds.
MisterMichaud Feb 16th 2011 4:18PM
It is listed as a known issue here. It's frustrating to see that this hasn't been addressed in the numerous hotfixes since the patch landed.
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2046835719
Jeremy Feb 16th 2011 5:27PM
@Boom
I agree with Lankey's reply so I won't repeat what he said, but also, if you gemmed the Chestguard of Nature's Fury with 40 Int, then it would have 20 more Int than the Assassin's Chestpiece has Agility, and if you use a 20 Int/20 whatever it's even, so I don't really see your point anyway. The ones with sockets still end up being simply better and also more customizable like Lankey said.
Cuts Feb 16th 2011 11:06AM
Seeing that SS, beans come across my mind. Hmm, bens.
Cuts Feb 16th 2011 11:07AM
beans* god forsaken "a"
Darthregis Feb 16th 2011 11:23AM
In Canada, it's god forsaken "eh". So we spell "beans" like this: beehns.
AudreyR Feb 16th 2011 11:49AM
Funny, the first thing that came to my mind was Bender's poor dad.
Vaeku Feb 16th 2011 4:23PM
Y'know Matt, I just got all four of my wisdom teeth extracted today.
Here's a tIp: Don't just get one, get all four. You won't want to go back for the other three. The actual extraction wasn't so bad (they gave me an oral sedative so I was awake but could care less about it), but afterwards it's been pretty bad.
Mathew Feb 16th 2011 9:26PM
I just got the one done right now because it was a semi-urgent deal because of the pain. To be honest, the procedure was super easy and I felt no pain, even though I was awake the whole time. Next time, however, I'll get the three done in one shot.
lazearian Feb 16th 2011 11:08AM
Whats the secret to life, the universe, and everything?
Samual Barshow Feb 16th 2011 11:15AM
42
Adam Holisky Feb 16th 2011 11:29AM
Carl Sagan.
Task Feb 16th 2011 11:32AM
42
Chocolate
Or
Team Frostheim/Dawn Moore