World of WarCrafts: Chocolate Cookie

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Has today been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day? Would you like to feel better? We've got a recipe that will do just that -- or so the flavor text says. Today we're getting our hands dirty with some Cataclysm cooking in the form of the Chocolate Cookie. While the in game version may make you feel a little better, a warm plate of these may make you feel substantially better ... possibly even a lot better.
Thankfully, though the in-game version takes a cooking skill of 505, the real-life version is considerably easier to make. Let's get to the kitchen and start baking!
Chocolate Cookie
Item Level 80
Use: Makes you feel a little better.
You can't buy these cookies in game; you have to make them yourself! The recipe is available from either Sous Chef Bario Matalli in Stormwind or Sous Chef Shazdar in Orgrimmar, depending on which faction you're playing. If you thought bringing gold along could buy you the recipe, think again -- the recipe requires three Chef's Award, an item only obtainable through doing the cooking dailies. If you don't feel like doing dailies, you can just make the recipe below at home!
The mats
- 2 cups flour
- 2/3 cup white sugar
- 2/3 cup brown sugar, packed
- ¾ cup baking cocoa
- 1 tsp. vanilla extract
- 1 tsp. baking soda
- ½ tsp. salt
- 1 cup butter
- 2 eggs
- 1-2 cups chocolate chips
The strat
- Much like Nefarian in Blackwing Descent, this requires precision timing and handling two mobs at once, as well as dealing with heated areas. Practice your pillar jumping by hopping to the oven, and set the temperature for 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Raid layout should be split between dry ingredients and wet. No need to prep the cookie sheets for this one; your shammies can leave their nonstick totems at home!
- Send in the tank and DPS to combine the brown and white sugar, along with the softened butter and vanilla extract. Once the mob's health level drops from grainy to creamy, have a second off tank bring in the eggs and beat those into the mix.
- Put the secondary group on the dry ingredients. Combine the flour, baking soda, salt and cocoa in a bowl by themselves.
- Bring both mobs together once the sugar, butter and egg mixture is smooth. Gradually have your secondary group bring in the flour and cocoa mixture and beat it all together until it's dough.
- Many chips, left side -- careful, now! Drop in your chocolate chips and lightly DPS the cookie dough with a wooden spoon.
- Watch the enrage timer. Drop the dough onto your ungreased cookie sheets -- about a tablespoon of dough per cookie -- and let the boss submerge into the oven for approximately 10-12 minutes. Fight's over once the boss is puffed up and set -- don't let it bake too long!
Heroic difficulty
Hard mode on this fight is identical to regular except for the adds. Substitute chips of any flavor instead of the chocolate. The loot's the same -- delicious!
Loot
Set the loot chest on a wire rack to cool for two minutes, then remove the cookies from the chest and set them on a wire rack to cool completely. Are your raiders fighting over the epic drops? No worries -- this recipe makes between 2-3 dozen cookies, plenty for a 25-man raid and those four guys who had to sit!
Eat them while they're warm and squishy, or wait for them to finish cooling before you chow down. Don't forget a glass of Ice Cold Milk -- and feel better, at least a little!
Still a little confused?
Check the gallery below for an illustrated guide to making Chocolate Cookies -- cooking assistant not required!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Zalvi24 Mar 10th 2011 6:05PM
those cookies looks nasty.
Awarewolf2 Mar 10th 2011 6:12PM
More for me. SO MUCH more for me.
(You're missing out, by the way.)
Zalvi24 Mar 10th 2011 7:23PM
i said they look nasty, im sure they taste really good cause i love chocolate cookies
jfofla Mar 10th 2011 9:13PM
Proof that WOW players will criticize ANYTHING!!
Kynsi Mar 10th 2011 6:12PM
Nice! I could dig on somma those!
AudreyR Mar 10th 2011 6:13PM
Mmm. Now that's some home-cooked antidepressant right there!
Virgo Mar 10th 2011 6:33PM
I love that it's being made for me by an adorable Murloc.
MRGLURGLELURGL.
Lissanna Mar 10th 2011 6:35PM
So easy, a murloc could do it? :)
Devin Mar 10th 2011 6:55PM
OMG, I had "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" as a kid and always loved it. I've been trying to tell my girlfriend that we should find it for our daughter, nostalgia being what it is and all. :)
Jędrzej Mar 10th 2011 7:25PM
This is second "section" of wow.com that I still read after quitting wow.
All I want to say is:
I love you. I just made these (night cooking :P). I love you loooove you, please be my wife and bake me these every day.
Tirrimas Mar 10th 2011 7:57PM
*dies of the cute*
Pocky Mar 11th 2011 1:34AM
Wow. Who'd have thought you could mix Raiding and making cookies to this extent!! I'm impressed.
Now for the real question... does that make enough for a 25-man raid or only a 10-man? I'm more inclined to say "screw the raid" and keep them all for myself and let them bring their own consumables!!
acthomas2401 Mar 11th 2011 4:56AM
When i first looked at this i thought your Murloc had had an "accident" next to his milk.
Duthane Mar 11th 2011 5:41AM
Yum, raiding black cookie descent is going to be fun! Any idea how much a cup is in grams? Living in the uk, we only work in grams and ounces!!!!!!!!
Drakkenfyre Mar 11th 2011 9:33AM
1 cup = 8 ounces.
kerrick.wow Mar 11th 2011 12:51PM
@Drakkenfyre sorry but you're wrong.1 cup is not 8 ounces. A cup is a measure of volume not of weight and a liquid ounce is different from a dry ounce, again its volume vs. weight.
Anne Stickney Mar 11th 2011 1:37PM
This might help you out: http://startcooking.com/blog/333/Measurement-and-Conversion-Charts
Good luck!
Maladict Mar 11th 2011 8:41AM
is that murloc... [url=http://www.wowhead.com/npc=47739]Cookie[/url]? Making Cookies?
*boggled*
passif Mar 14th 2011 3:22PM
My wife and I (with some help - as the instruction says, you can't do it without help) made a batch of this. Ours came out, well it may not look the greatest, but they sure went down well - very well. I can thoroughly recommend it. We had to improvise (no chocolate chips and no brown sugar). It was good, really good. Dunno if we can put up Picasa links, but my wife and I created a Picasa album for our guild to drool over.
MurlocMama Mar 15th 2011 7:54PM
Oh my goodness, what a cute little kitchen helper you have got there! Don't begrudge him the chocolate chips... Please!