Two Bosses Enter: Ozruk and Asaad kick off Cataclysm season one

No, ladies and gentlemen, you are not hallucinating. Due to popular demand Two Bosses Enter is making its comeback today, pitting boss against boss to separate the best from the rest. Every Monday we list the rules and abilities, then you vote for the winner. As each winning boss moves on, we create the new match up and the battle continues until only one boss is left standing.
In this first season of the Cataclysm world tour, there are a few details of the format you should know about.
- Not every boss is included in this season of Two Bosses Enter. We've chosen 16 participants. If your favorites are missing from the roster, let us know in the comments and we'll try to include them next season.
- Of those 16 participants, you only know 12 of them. There are four wild cards in the roster, and you won't know who they are until the week they enter the ring for the first time.
- We've returned to a purely poll-based system of determining winners. However, particularly creative comments about the encounter will be highlighted when the winner is announced the following week.
- You can see this season's tournament ladder right here.
Now, on to the matchup: Ozruk versus Asaad! Ready? Fight!
| Ozruk | |
|---|---|
| Asaad |
The rules of the ring
- The WoW Insider Ring is considered neutral territory, where both combatants are able to access their usual encounter mechanics and abilities. If you can't visualize it inside the squared circle, visualize it someplace else -- but you must take into consideration all of each bosses' abilities and mechanics.
- Assume that each opponent is intelligent and capable of strategic thinking.
- All of the competitors' abilities, including crowd control and other effects to which bosses are usually immune, work on their opponents (with apologies to considerations of lore on this point).
- Assume that the opponents share similar levels, health pools, and comparative overall damage output.
- Don't get caught up in gameplay mechanics and what actual players might do in each encounter.
- Don't neglect style, story, and scale. Everything is a factor; seeking balance is your goal as a spectator and judge.

Break yourselves upon my body!
Ozruk, guardian of the World's Heart, approaches the squared circle with his own theme music. This boss has been the bane of rookie tanks around the globe. Will Asaad be able to accomplish what thousands of paladins, warrior, death knights, and druids could not?
Ozruk's arsenal includes ... If you haven't witnessed Ozruk's gleaming, perfectly chiseled body yourself, perhaps you'd like to learn more about his flawless physique or read other adventurers' first-hand reports.

You tread upon the sacrosanct! Mortals have no place amidst the clouds.
Can the air itself break the earth? Can the wind move the mountain? Can the storm reign supreme over such finely crafted abdominals? Asaad's control over all things weathery have destroyed endless DPS with the ol' root-and-scoot. Will it be enough to carry him through this matchup?
Asaad's toolkit includes ... What? You've never seen Asaad up close, you say? Well I'm positively shocked! In fact, you could say I'm blown away. Why not learn more about the winning djinn, or read what others had to say about him?
The battle begins!
Remember, Two Bosses Enter matchups are all about substance and style, not gameplay, mechanics, and numbers. Don't base your strategies on player tactics, which opponent has been easiest or most difficult for you personally, or the difficulty of each opponent relative to instance progression. Vote for the spirit of the battle as set forth above. Set aside differences in opponents' health pools, game level, and actual damage output. Absolutely no game mechanics nitpicking!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Natsumi Mar 21st 2011 8:04PM
Obviously Ozruk wins, everyone knows that Ground Types are Immune to Electric types. :D
Ji Mar 21st 2011 8:08PM
I had a long, detailed explanation, but I think this one beats what I had to say out of simplicity.
Jaq Mar 21st 2011 8:11PM
Indeed. No reason to write up this fight in detail, this post NAILED it.
razion Mar 21st 2011 8:17PM
When I saw this, I was more thinking along the lines of:
Rock > Flying
p:
mark Mar 21st 2011 8:28PM
ozruks responses:
adds: paralyse kill
big damage spell: reflect
chain lightening: minor and irrelavent
cling: anoying but just makes it take longer
hits with:
big damage reflect
and when paralyse hits asaad move in for big AoE hits
Steffan Mar 21st 2011 8:35PM
I love you so much
Gindy Mar 21st 2011 9:02PM
Not to mention Ozruk is a super stylin' DJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elUVA0O93Oo
Skyrei Mar 21st 2011 9:17PM
Ozzy here will probably win the entire thing. People have probably hard the hardest time with him in the game so i believe they will believe he is the strongest and that alone will push him through each round.
Herman Mar 21st 2011 9:08PM
yeah, but Flying types beat Ground types, Ozruk's ground pound is super ineffective against asaads super levitate. and the starfalls are arcane, he'll just hover out of range, inside a grounding field so he's immune to the paralyze while his adds pound ozruk.
Hal Mar 21st 2011 11:03PM
Ugh, you people and your pokeymans. Dag-gum kids.
In a more traditional elemental arrangement:
Water > Fire > Earth > Wind > Water
Earth vs. Wind . . . Earth wins.
Now get off my lawn.
sheyki Mar 22nd 2011 7:12AM
Not to mention that Asaad is mostly spell casting boss and Ozruk has spell reflect..
BUT, i noticed something on the spell reflect's tooltip: "Charges the elementium plates grafted onto Ozruk..." soo... with a bit more storms and lightnings he could..overcharge him? He is made of metal after all(even if not your traditional one), and that makes him one big lighting rod, no?
Naryn Mar 22nd 2011 11:49AM
I had the same argument, but in effect the opposite, air types are immune to ground
Rawralot Mar 21st 2011 8:09PM
FINALLY!!!!
Straz Mar 21st 2011 8:09PM
Hope Asaad can spell steal that shield rofl
Straz Mar 21st 2011 8:11PM
Forgot to add, picking Vanessa to win it all. You saw it here, folks.
Argus Firecrotch Mar 21st 2011 8:11PM
Great to see 2 bosses enter back.
Ozuruk wins by a.... landslide...
Easy win Earth doesnt conduct electricity, nuff said.
but still Asaad tries to cast static cling, ozuruk reflects it and wails on him, then paralyzes him outside the pyramid = win.
Pabkla Mar 21st 2011 9:30PM
Yea so glad to see this column back.
Ozruk definitely wins this one.
DeathPaladin Mar 22nd 2011 8:18AM
"Ozuruk wins by a.... landslide..."
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
fallemwarrior Mar 22nd 2011 8:41AM
Assad teleports to the pyramid soo the static cling if he hit himself is rendered usless
Shrikesnest Mar 21st 2011 8:12PM
I really despise the new Assad (my guild is very heavy on melee DPS and those skyfall stars have turned what was once a faceroll fight into an absolute nightmare) but Ozruk is the DESTROYER OF DREAMS.
Sorry, Assad.