Two Bosses Enter: Ozruk and Asaad kick off Cataclysm season one

No, ladies and gentlemen, you are not hallucinating. Due to popular demand Two Bosses Enter is making its comeback today, pitting boss against boss to separate the best from the rest. Every Monday we list the rules and abilities, then you vote for the winner. As each winning boss moves on, we create the new match up and the battle continues until only one boss is left standing.
In this first season of the Cataclysm world tour, there are a few details of the format you should know about.
- Not every boss is included in this season of Two Bosses Enter. We've chosen 16 participants. If your favorites are missing from the roster, let us know in the comments and we'll try to include them next season.
- Of those 16 participants, you only know 12 of them. There are four wild cards in the roster, and you won't know who they are until the week they enter the ring for the first time.
- We've returned to a purely poll-based system of determining winners. However, particularly creative comments about the encounter will be highlighted when the winner is announced the following week.
- You can see this season's tournament ladder right here.
Now, on to the matchup: Ozruk versus Asaad! Ready? Fight!
| Ozruk | |
|---|---|
| Asaad |
The rules of the ring
- The WoW Insider Ring is considered neutral territory, where both combatants are able to access their usual encounter mechanics and abilities. If you can't visualize it inside the squared circle, visualize it someplace else -- but you must take into consideration all of each bosses' abilities and mechanics.
- Assume that each opponent is intelligent and capable of strategic thinking.
- All of the competitors' abilities, including crowd control and other effects to which bosses are usually immune, work on their opponents (with apologies to considerations of lore on this point).
- Assume that the opponents share similar levels, health pools, and comparative overall damage output.
- Don't get caught up in gameplay mechanics and what actual players might do in each encounter.
- Don't neglect style, story, and scale. Everything is a factor; seeking balance is your goal as a spectator and judge.

Break yourselves upon my body!
Ozruk, guardian of the World's Heart, approaches the squared circle with his own theme music. This boss has been the bane of rookie tanks around the globe. Will Asaad be able to accomplish what thousands of paladins, warrior, death knights, and druids could not?
Ozruk's arsenal includes ... If you haven't witnessed Ozruk's gleaming, perfectly chiseled body yourself, perhaps you'd like to learn more about his flawless physique or read other adventurers' first-hand reports.

You tread upon the sacrosanct! Mortals have no place amidst the clouds.
Can the air itself break the earth? Can the wind move the mountain? Can the storm reign supreme over such finely crafted abdominals? Asaad's control over all things weathery have destroyed endless DPS with the ol' root-and-scoot. Will it be enough to carry him through this matchup?
Asaad's toolkit includes ... What? You've never seen Asaad up close, you say? Well I'm positively shocked! In fact, you could say I'm blown away. Why not learn more about the winning djinn, or read what others had to say about him?
The battle begins!
Remember, Two Bosses Enter matchups are all about substance and style, not gameplay, mechanics, and numbers. Don't base your strategies on player tactics, which opponent has been easiest or most difficult for you personally, or the difficulty of each opponent relative to instance progression. Vote for the spirit of the battle as set forth above. Set aside differences in opponents' health pools, game level, and actual damage output. Absolutely no game mechanics nitpicking!
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 5)
Skane Mar 22nd 2011 4:14AM
Can you feel what Ozruk is breaking?
Cheers.
Melyria Mar 22nd 2011 4:52AM
Asaad, Ozruk, both titans of their element! One a slave, the other a prince! Both step into the arena!
Ozruk, as any smart individual would do, instantly keeps his reflective ward up! Asaad, stunned, realizes that his lightning, his static cling are useless against such a beast! His stars break themselves upon the titan's body, their spells hurled back at them, fizzling them out.
But wait! Asaad is laughing! Lightning is being drawn upon the far end of the arena, too far for anyone to reach in time! Before Ozruk can reach the Djinn he is gone in a gust of wind, on the other side of the room! And then the storm strikes, like a thousand bolts of lightning the storm hits Ozruk! His plating is useless against an area of effect!
The giant recovers and moves in to strike... and yet the prince is gone yet again, to the other side of the arena! Again he moves to strike the entire ring! And he does so again and again, Ozruk unable to keep up with the swift zephyr! Gone one moment, out of reach the next!
Ozruk, for all his strength, is trying to catch air! It is only matter of time before one last thundercrash causes the beast to crumble.
Asaad, victorious, crosses his arms. "Back to the earth with you."
Aggrajag Mar 22nd 2011 6:34AM
You should have an option "I don't know enough about these bosses to vote but I also don't want to spoil the vote by picking a random one just so I can see the results so far"
Damn Dirty Ape Mar 22nd 2011 7:23AM
Please increase the font size of your bracket.
Oh and Ozruk of course.
Xile Mar 22nd 2011 9:47AM
Asaad would take the early lead With Skyfall Stars and a couple of Chain Lightnings. Ozurk would spell reflect static cling, which doesn’t effect this fight anyways.
Asaad would start casting the channeled spell Supremacy of the Storms. Ozruk just needs to paralyze to interrupt the spell. Ground slam will take off a good chunk of health, and finally, shatter for the win.
With the lack of any kind of Damage over Time to remove paralyze Asaad can not win this fight.
Sarducci Mar 22nd 2011 9:56AM
Assad simply doesn't have the movement discipline to avoid shatter, even post nerf.
Neothanos Mar 22nd 2011 10:24AM
If Orzuk doesnt make to the final i will be surprised.
psxanarchist Mar 22nd 2011 3:49PM
wow, how can you all start off the bracket with Ozruk?!?! Of COURSE he wins, he wins all... he's going to win for a few bouts I am sure. He's got adonis dna & tiger blood; he's a vatican assassin warlock!!!
OZRUK!!!!!
Katherine Mar 22nd 2011 6:07PM
WIND CHIME INTERLUDE
C'mon, how could anyone not pick Ozruk to win.
By a landslide. (Thanks, Argus Firecrotch) rofl
Comito Mar 22nd 2011 6:23PM
Never really read this article before, but having Ozruk here and its fame over on youtube has done it for me here haha
kamodius May 16th 2011 11:13PM
Ozruk will kill Deathwing.
I know this to be true. Ozruk kills everyone.
EVERYONE.
LFD has taught me this.
Deathwing will be like "I am Deathwing, Vanquisher of Life, Aspect of Death, Deliverer of Death's Dying..." and Ozruk will be all like Break yourselves upon my body and Deathwing will be all "WHAT THE HELL?! Who hit me?! What was that? I just lost 80% of my HP!" and The Lich King will be all like "Dude, what? I was busy being dead... post-undead... dead-er... whatever, I was lying down and you start shouting..." and Ozruk is like Feel the strength of the earth! ands LK's all "HOLY CRAP, dude! Who is this guy?" And Deathwing's all "Quick, I'll get him facing me and you shoot your black sword beams!" and Illidan's all "Hey guys, can I help? Stabby stabby stabby! Black Temple was merely a setba-Break yourselves upon my body Aaaaaaw man, I'm dead again?! Not cool, man! Not cool!" and Deathwing's all "You noob, you gotta run out when he does that" and Illidan's all "I did! I totally did!" and LK's all "No, you gotta keep DoTs on him" and suddenly Feel the strength of the earth! and LK's dead and "Oh no way, that's total BS I totally had DoTs on him" and Deathwing would be all "You guys suck-FEEEEEEEL the strength of DA EEEERF Oh goddammit I'm dead you all suck I'm done gg man gg" and all the bad guys would be dead and Azeroth would be paradise and one day Sargaras will return and be all like "I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DETORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Ozruk will be all like
BREAK
YOURSELVES
UPON
MY BODY
And Sargeras will be like "I'm out".
Ozruk kills everyone. Fact.