Wowcrendor is back with a new entry in the Crendorverse, WoW Horders. It's a parody of the various hoarding shows you can find on TV and online. A good troll doctor attempts to help a tauren overcome his desire to cling to everything and ends up with only mixed results.
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My main has this issue as well, 30 tabards, a bunch of holiday crap, old trinkets no longer available in the game, trinkets that do crazy things like make rainbows or peasants or windmills, old gear sets, cool looking quest rewards like the Boat Wheel shield and the frying pan off hand, and various rep items for when I get less lazy to finish the exalted grinds, and probably a bunch of stuff I'm forgetting.
Don't feel bad. I have a Guild Bank dedicated to flavor text gray items (I used to collect gray sets of clothing like Twill for RP outfits) and off-hand fish and other assorted crap like the 1 Ring.
This speaks to me ^^ Full bags & bank on main and alt. But...but...must...keep...cool items like The Shoveler and Librarian's Paper Cutter! And, uh, 3 years worth of Halloween drops? /facepalm
If I'm correct, I think Penny Arcade made a strip with a similar theme. Regardless, I'm a big fan of Wowcrendor and this video was all-around funny. Awesome post!
As much as I love all of wowcrendor's stuff, and as close to home as this hits (bank FULL of all the old tier sets and old raid weapons), my favorite part is always the end credits. I'm a sucker for bad techno, and there's so much newgrounds music I've found thanks to wowcrendor I never would have known about! Kudos to him for geting some of these artists out there!
The Cataclysm helped. All my old quest items I had saved went poof. I don't remember 3/4ths of what exactly they were, so I feel its for the better ^.^
@Twill the Cataclysm helped me too.. my main is an alchemist, and you know you can never have too many vials of all types.. I used to keep at least a stack of 5 of each in the bank in case I ever needed to make a potion, I had all vial types. Once the shattering hit, I had a couple stacks of broken vials to vendor.
Can't say the bank isn't still just about full, I've got trinkets and weapons and stuff that I just don't want to vendor.. maybe some lowbie herbs, i'm not sure.. At one point I did go through and vendor some things I know I wouldn't need/use, but there are just some things I don't want to get rid of.
Hmm... I just remembered... what happened to how to Paladin? You didn't feature him forever, or has he stopped making videos? (What a shame would that be!)
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Drack Mar 22nd 2011 12:11PM
Heh, actually just watched this one earlier today. Hilarious as always.
Elleyna Mar 22nd 2011 12:18PM
It was funny, but not one of his best.
Cetha Mar 22nd 2011 12:20PM
I probably would've found this funnier if my bank wasn't filled with 5 years worth of crap that I can't seem to get rid of...
/hangsheadinshame
Natsumi Mar 22nd 2011 12:38PM
My main has this issue as well, 30 tabards, a bunch of holiday crap, old trinkets no longer available in the game, trinkets that do crazy things like make rainbows or peasants or windmills, old gear sets, cool looking quest rewards like the Boat Wheel shield and the frying pan off hand, and various rep items for when I get less lazy to finish the exalted grinds, and probably a bunch of stuff I'm forgetting.
Luckily my alts don't have this issue :D
Sylvina Mar 23rd 2011 11:18AM
Don't feel bad. I have a Guild Bank dedicated to flavor text gray items (I used to collect gray sets of clothing like Twill for RP outfits) and off-hand fish and other assorted crap like the 1 Ring.
Virgoninja Mar 22nd 2011 12:25PM
ROFL, awesome parody!
phaedra Mar 22nd 2011 1:19PM
It's funny because it's true....I have multple banks alts because of all the crap I hoard in game.
montgomejj Mar 22nd 2011 12:32PM
This speaks to me ^^ Full bags & bank on main and alt. But...but...must...keep...cool items like The Shoveler and Librarian's Paper Cutter! And, uh, 3 years worth of Halloween drops? /facepalm
sk4tz0r42 Mar 22nd 2011 12:37PM
I actually joked on Twitter last year that I needed to be on Hoarders because they could help me clean out my bags/bank in WoW.
I doubt though that I could have made a parody of it as good as Crendor. Oh well.
Soulcarver Mar 22nd 2011 12:41PM
I hope Blizzard adds "Wowcrendor's talent hat" as an epic in 4.2 ..... ;)
casualguy692002 Mar 22nd 2011 1:31PM
If I'm correct, I think Penny Arcade made a strip with a similar theme. Regardless, I'm a big fan of Wowcrendor and this video was all-around funny. Awesome post!
Baylem Mar 22nd 2011 1:36PM
Reminds me of this Penny Arcade Strip:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/17/
Ithrandil Mar 22nd 2011 1:35PM
As much as I love all of wowcrendor's stuff, and as close to home as this hits (bank FULL of all the old tier sets and old raid weapons), my favorite part is always the end credits. I'm a sucker for bad techno, and there's so much newgrounds music I've found thanks to wowcrendor I never would have known about! Kudos to him for geting some of these artists out there!
SaintStryfe Mar 22nd 2011 1:43PM
The difference between a Hoarder and a Collector: A Collector can afford to house his crap.
Nospoon Mar 22nd 2011 1:55PM
"9.4"
Win.
Twill Mar 22nd 2011 2:03PM
The Cataclysm helped. All my old quest items I had saved went poof. I don't remember 3/4ths of what exactly they were, so I feel its for the better ^.^
Chetti Mar 22nd 2011 2:44PM
@Twill the Cataclysm helped me too.. my main is an alchemist, and you know you can never have too many vials of all types.. I used to keep at least a stack of 5 of each in the bank in case I ever needed to make a potion, I had all vial types. Once the shattering hit, I had a couple stacks of broken vials to vendor.
Can't say the bank isn't still just about full, I've got trinkets and weapons and stuff that I just don't want to vendor.. maybe some lowbie herbs, i'm not sure.. At one point I did go through and vendor some things I know I wouldn't need/use, but there are just some things I don't want to get rid of.
Dreyja Mar 22nd 2011 5:07PM
OMG this is like looking in a mirror. LOL. Crendor's stuff is always so spot-on. :)
Yangli Mar 22nd 2011 7:18PM
Hmm... I just remembered... what happened to how to Paladin? You didn't feature him forever, or has he stopped making videos? (What a shame would that be!)
StClair Mar 22nd 2011 10:11PM
Oh yeah, that's me.