Yeah, but I can't click on his links.

Read the reply to the next comment. You'll be glad.

He is ridiculously awesome. How can I get a Crabby minipet?

Okay, I understand that Crabby is supposed to be a joke, but...I think Crabby would actually be very beneficial. I would like a helper who would tell me where to quest to get a better weapon and whether the gear with haste or crit would be better for me. And yes, it would be nice to have someone who could slap the healer when they run off to the fridge during a fight.

Crabby =

"You're healer appears to be asleep at the wheel. Would you like me to poke him?"

Choices:

*Yeah, that'd be cool
or
*OH GOD IT BURNS!

Priceless!

I was looking through the javascript files for crabby, uncovering his delightful trove of dialouges. Some choice developer comments were, in the css for the crabby-shell id. " crabby shell, get it?! GET IT?!" and in the main js file "This isn't going to be annoying AT ALL" Does my looking through the code make me too big a nerd? Screw it, i'm going to let Crabby live on my personal local server for my own amusement, regardless of your judgements!