The Queue: Why are mages so ugly?
by Adam Holisky 
Apr 5th 2011 at 11:00AM
Today's Queue is brought to you by warlocks.
Warlocks, killing mages and being awesome, whenever and wherever.
Takewhat asked:
What are mages so
When warlocks were getting their demonic powers, they broke off a rib to fuel their incantations. That rib was then thrown away, eaten by some creatures out in Nagrand, and then deposited. That resulting deposit eventually grew into a mage.
You think I'm kidding? Just wait -- this will be the next pickup quest in patch 4.2.
Sgtnubbl asked:
Any news on the armory with guild chat Blizzard was talking about before?
No news on out-of-game access to guild chat yet. Blizzard hasn't really been very communicative on the matter recently. Hopefully this will change soon.
Aedonix asked:
Why are there no female ogres?
There are, they just look the same as male ogres.
Kritzhek asked:
The mage in our raid is woefully doing less damage than our witches, what can we do to help console the mage?
I'd recommend he reinstall WoW. It might be that his account has become corrupted server-side, in which case he should purchase a new account and select "warlock" when making a new character.
Jadedvd asked:
Why hasn't Charlie Sheen done a WoW commercial for being a warlock?
I am sure that Blizzard has already asked him to. There is no way it's let that opportunity pass by.
Xvkarbear asked:
ETA on patch 4.1?
I'd be very surprised if it wasn't out by the end of the month. We don't have an official date, though.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 11)
Geiss Apr 5th 2011 11:04AM
lol charlie sheen warlock commercial.
vertigobliss86 Apr 5th 2011 11:22AM
"I'm a warlock! I summon my fiery steed and hunt down tigers [seen siphoning life from them]. Yum yum, tiger's blood. [Seen flexing in a battleground while team is losing in the background] I'm pure win, as I'm a winner. That is who I am. I'm Charlie Sheen, and I'm a warlock!"
Abbadon Apr 5th 2011 11:35AM
I was bangin' seven-gram rocks; that's how I roll... Winning!!
Geiss Apr 5th 2011 11:39AM
Those rocks = the new healthstones?
Candina@WH Apr 5th 2011 12:07PM
Nah, Charlie Sheen isn't a warlock. Besides Ozzy already did the warlock thing.
Charlie Sheen should either be a dwarf hunter, out boozin' and baggin' himself some cougars.
Or a troll Rogue smokin' a hookah someplace.
He isn't a dress wearing, life sucking, demon fondling ... wait... maybe he is....
Grovinofdarkhour Apr 5th 2011 12:12PM
I rolled a troll warlock named Tigerblood, whose life was supposed to parallel the Sheen saga.
And it did, perfectly. To wit: I enjoyed his idiocy for a week or two, and then the novelty wore off, so I deleted him.
Duh... winning.
Allan Apr 5th 2011 12:18PM
i eat the hearts of trolls. and im a warlock
WoWie Zowie Apr 5th 2011 12:33PM
the jury is still out on sheen's mental state. blizz wouldn't want to be associated with him quite yet until at some point it would be ok to be.
thpthpthp1 Apr 5th 2011 12:56PM
^ Says the Mage. ^
Vorken Apr 5th 2011 1:20PM
Christian better be doing the Que tomorrow...that's the only way this all makes sense.
gamerunknown Apr 5th 2011 2:07PM
He's definitely a blood elf. I could see him sucking the end of a mana tide totem and perking up his ears for a hymn of hope.
Antigone Apr 5th 2011 2:35PM
@Candina
Sorry, cougars prefer their prey young, fresh, and hot. While Charlie Sheen is arguably talented, certainly rich, and indisputably crazy, he doesn't possess the rock-hard abs and doe-eyed innocence cougars look for in a man.
Grovinofdarkhour Apr 5th 2011 4:47PM
OK, I just found this. I won't say anything to pre-skew your opinion. I simply invite you to come to your own conclusions.
http://christwire.org/2011/03/charlie-sheen-goes-crazy-world-of-warcraft-to-blame/
Leliana Apr 5th 2011 6:58PM
Grovin, for the love of god please let that site be a joke...
There's no way that's serious...
Like...
People can't be THAT crazy, and I'm talking about who wrote that article O.o
Katherine Apr 5th 2011 7:45PM
Ugh, I might have to delete my warlock, if warlocks are going to be associated with... ugh I can't even type it.
shomechely Apr 6th 2011 11:15AM
Ozzy was the ultimate Warlock. A better Blizz commercial would be with Jon Cryer.
"What do I do with my time off?"
/cut to scene of Goblin Warrior pwning a Tiger in Stranglethorn.
"I play Warcraft!"
"Yadda yadda yadda"
Tim Apr 5th 2011 11:09AM
All this mage hate just made me vomit up the warlock I chewed up last night. Ug. fel heartburn.
Adam Holisky Apr 5th 2011 11:13AM
Would you like some Felmodium?
BigBadGooz Apr 5th 2011 11:24AM
Pepto soulmoul works great.
wodentoad Apr 5th 2011 12:53PM
I think you mean Pepto Abyss-mal.