"I just think it's a contradiction," Throgg said. "That's all."

"If you bring up Starburst, so help me ... " Lolegolas threatened.

Throgg wrinkled his brow. "No. It's just that the Helm of the Blind Seer is odd. It's great for spell druids, I guess, but it's an obvious contradiction."

"You mean a blind seer? But that makes sense. It's a metaphor, an allegory. Like all 'I'm blind but I can see the future.' The kids love that stuff."

"Uh, no," Throgg replied. "It's that it's a helm. Shouldn't it be like a bandage, or maybe spectacles, or goggles, or something? And it's not even much of a helm. It's like some feathers glued together and lit up by a blacklight. Druids are all ravers nowadays."

"It's the mushrooms, man," Lolegolas sighed. "Mushrooms are bad news."

Helm of the Blind Seer

• Type: Head, Leather
• Armor: 1,356
• Stamina: 512
• Intellect: 281
• Spirit: 228
• Equip: Increases your critical strike rating by 168 (0.94% @ L85)
• 1 Red Socket

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