Around Azeroth: Carb loading
Did you really think night elves maintain their trim figures on a typical Warcraft diet? Especially since most people barely walk anywhere after level 20 these days? Roodborstje of Waiting for Gamebalance on Anachronos (EU-A) threw a hissy fit after being served a Stuffed Bush Chicken, a Grim Guzzler Boar and Cheap Beer at an inn in Gadgetzan. Eventually, the innkeeper went out and bought her some Delicious Cave Mold and Fungus Squeezings to satisfy Roodborstje's ultra-picky, low-calorie, mold-only diet.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
JC_Icefox Apr 17th 2011 10:09AM
When the world caves in on itself and society crumbles, vegans will be some of the most valuable members of the population.
Nothing but grain feeding will make them excellent for stir frys and ground chuck.
Drakkenfyre Apr 17th 2011 12:30PM
Not to get on a tangent here, but I love the arguments some vegans make.
"We're not meant to eat meat."
"Explain the canines."
"We don't digest meat. We don't possess the long intestines required to digest meat, Meat sits in our stomaches, and rots. That's why we get sick."
"Excuse me, I seem to digest meat just fine."
If you want to eat only vegetables, that's your own decision. But don't go around laughably denying biological features you possess. I don't seem to see people who eat meat requiring vitamin supplements, and are thin, and pale. Not even vegetarians require that (there's a difference, people.)
If you were couldn't digest meat, you really would get sick from eating it.
Knob Apr 17th 2011 10:54AM
Can we feed these to Blood Elves now?
Nacirema Apr 17th 2011 11:29AM
Carb loading...how appropriate on the day before the Boston Marathon
Abbadon Apr 17th 2011 11:52AM
Carbs... Where?!
All I see is protein!!