Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Latil of
Satans Hounds on Draka (US-H) witnessed this fight between good and evil inside a small cave. This angel and demon fought until ... well, if you've read
Preacher, you know what happened next. And if you haven't read
Preacher, go read it now. Now! We'll reconvene this column after everyone has finished.
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Apr 22nd 2011 at 10:00AM 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Zayd Apr 22nd 2011 10:08AM
I've given up my dream of a HBO Preacher series with Timophy Olyphant as Jesse Custer :*(
Will just have to make do with Deadwood DVDs and Justified.
Zayd Apr 22nd 2011 10:12AM
Although I feel compelled to point out in my dream I had constant trouble casting the role of Tulip.
Any suggestions?
Nube Apr 22nd 2011 10:42AM
Elizabeth Banks!
Matt (DXL540) Apr 22nd 2011 10:12AM
Well crap... now that song will be stuck in my head for a week. Thanks a lot! Hmph
Jaq Apr 22nd 2011 10:24AM
If you read Preacher-stop about halfway through and just skip to the last arc.
As someone who read every issue as it came out-trust me on this one.
Drahken Apr 22nd 2011 10:32AM
Spaceballs reference, yes!
Shinae Apr 22nd 2011 10:56AM
FYI for the curious, it's a paladin and his guardian in the Skull Rock cave in Durotar (NE corner). If you kill enough of the orcs, you'll briefly get the demon form. What's great is that a druid can have the form while still in flight form, and then fly around as a demon.
Ice Apr 22nd 2011 11:48AM
Shhhhhh, dont tell or they will "fix it".
Tirrimas Apr 22nd 2011 11:52AM
I love this debuff. I have screenies of my goblin 'lock and her felguard both transformed by it.
Skeinchug Apr 22nd 2011 11:53AM
Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see.
Fragments Apr 22nd 2011 12:46PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
Drakkenfyre Apr 22nd 2011 5:28PM
"Old Onyxia was hopping around
Stormwind City like a big playground
When suddenly Varian burst from the shade
And hit Onyxia with an Gnomish grenade
Onyxia got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Brak
Who proceeded to open up a can of Brak fu
When Ysondre came out of the blue
And she started beating up Brak Dumad
Then they both got flattened by a mechanohog's driver who was bad
But before she could make it back to her cave
Lord Godfrey popped out of his grave
And took a pistol out from under his hat
And blew Varian away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Alexstrasza came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Onyxia took a bite out of Alexstrasza's behind
Like Bolvar Fordragon took a bite out of crime
And then Brak came back covered in a tire track
But Maiev jumped out and landed on his back
And Varian was injured, and trying to get steady
When Lord Godfrey came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Harrison Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Onyxia sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Varian stole it and he shot and he missed
And Maiev deflected it with her fist
Then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Lord Godfrey tried to pole vault
Onto Alexstrasza, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a PVE carebear, oooh
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Harrison Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Varian changed back into Lo'Gosh in strain
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Varian's head in between his thighs
Then Medivh the Grey and Medivh the White and
"The Trial of the Champion's" Black Knight and
Bronze dragon Chromie and William the meanie and
Sergeant Curtis and Gazlowe the greedy
Tyrande, The Felreaver, Captain Placeholder, and a Murloc Raider
Rexxar, Khadgar, every single Warsong invader
Elling Trias and Dealer Rashaad
Sprok, The Rokk, Doc, and Kel'Thuzad
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Nat Pagle in bloodstained leathers
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny"
Drahken Apr 22nd 2011 6:38PM
While the pacing gets screwed up by your replacements, I recognize that it was unavoidable, so I heartily applaud your rendition. I especially like the final champion. Very appropriate.
Drakkenfyre Apr 22nd 2011 8:21PM
It took me 6 hours finding NPC's that would rhyme, and not be totally generic ones like "Stormwind Guard". And even then I still couldn't find one or two that rhymed.
Finding ones that rhymed, and fit the pacing would have been impossible.
I left Chuck Norris in for obvious reasons. Why I hate the jokes, I can see where that would make sense, since he was in the original song.
Rhamona Q Apr 22nd 2011 11:12PM
I like that Nat Pagle is the winner :)
raptorkel Apr 23rd 2011 9:48AM
I cannot thumbs up your song enough. Awesome adaptation!